Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert: Mercury in Retrograde! Expect Sudden Cravings for Vegan Tacos, Misplaced Reading Glasses, and Quantum Physics Debates!"

The next Virgo will start in 142 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 16 days, at Friday, 19 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Virgo in 114 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 124 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 23.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hey there, Virgo! The Third Quarter moon, currently at a ripe old age of 23.4 days, is looking over your shoulder like a cosmic granny, ready to share some hard-earned wisdom. A bit like Agent Mulder on one of his alien conspiracy theories, only less likely to involve green men and more likely to involve green tea. This week, you might find yourself in an emotional tug-of-war between logic and intuition. This is the universe's version of that classic X-Files dichotomy, Scully vs. Mulder. Logic says "There's a scientific explanation for everything!" while intuition whispers "The truth is out there... in a galaxy far, far away." So, if you feel like you're being beamed up by Star Trek's transporter into a parallel universe where left is right and up is down, fear not! This is just a sign that you're ready for growth and expansion. Like me trying to explain the theory of relativity while juggling three apples, two oranges and a pineapple (don't ask). Remember: even though you're a humble earth sign, you were born under a star, so don't forget to reach for the cosmos! And maybe, just maybe, you'll find that your special UFO... is Unleashing Freakin' Opportunities! #VirgoVibes #TheTruthIsOutThere #QuarterMoonMadness #RelativityAndFruitSalad

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SignToday Is Posting: 03.04.2024 07:52:02 (vir-03-04-2024)