Virgo Report

"Virgo, Ready Your Spock Ears and Dust Off Your Microscope - It's Time for a Quantum Leap into Love This Week!"

The next Virgo will start in 325 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 8 days, at Wednesday, 11 October, 2023

Mercury is currently in Virgo

Venus moves to Virgo in 6 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Greetings cosmic Virgo-ians! Your ruling planet Mercury, which I might add, has an eccentricity of 0.2056 (Oh yes, we're getting nerdy here) is currently chillaxing in your own sign. Now that’s like having Albert Einstein over for tea in your own living room! Expect some major intellectual energy to be buzzing about! As for the moon, it's just past full and waning, much like my enthusiasm for my houseplants after I realized they don't feed themselves. It's a Gibbous moon, dear Virgos, not to be confused with the hunchback of Notre Dame. This phase is all about reflection, introspection, and possibly eating too many nachos while you're contemplating the mysteries of the universe. Now, Mercury in Virgo is a bit like Sheldon Cooper at a Star Trek convention, it's super comfortable, and maybe just a bit too eager. You might find yourself overanalyzing things. Remember, not everything needs a hypothesis, a 3-hour debate, and a PowerPoint presentation. Sometimes, a sandwich is just a sandwich. This cosmic cocktail is going to make you feel like you can conquer the world, or at least organize it into neat little categories. But remember, even Superman had kryptonite, and yours is overthinking. Don't let it turn you into a walking Wikipedia page. So, embrace your inner Spock, but remember to keep your Kirk-side alive. It's great to analyze, but life is also for living, laughing and, occasionally, forgetting where you parked your starship. #LiveLongAndVirgo #MercuryInResidence #WaningGibbousGiggles

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SignToday Is Posting: 03.10.2023 07:52:01 (vir-03-10-2023)