Virgo Report

"Attention Virgos: Mercury isn't in retrograde, it's just doing a cosmic cha-cha slide. Prepare for a week of celestial salsa!"

The next Virgo will start in 140 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 14 days, at Friday, 19 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Virgo in 112 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 122 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.6 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Greetings, my Virgoan friends! Prepare yourself for an interstellar journey that even Mulder couldn’t deny. The Waning Crescent moon, currently hanging out at the ripe old age of 25.6 days, is doing its best impression of an introverted bookworm - much like yourselves. You see, this celestial sliver is a metaphor for your own introspective tendencies. Much like the moon, you're not always full, but that doesn't mean you're any less important. Just ask Neil Armstrong! 🌛👨‍🚀 Now, turning our telescopes towards the future, next up we have a Full Moon appearing at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024. No, I didn't just recite the launch coordinates for the next NASA mission, although I salute your commitment to detail! #VirgoPrecision 🚀 This upcoming Full Moon promises to illuminate your path like a giant cosmic disco ball. A perfect time to strut down life's runway, showing off your unique blend of pragmatism and perfectionism. Maybe you'll even solve a few mysteries along the way. #FullMoonFever 🕵️‍♀️🌕 Remember, Virgos, you’re like the Scully of the Zodiac - practical, analytical, yet open-minded. You may not believe in extraterrestrial life (or maybe you do, who am I to judge?), but there's no denying the celestial bodies are out there throwing us a cosmic party. So, embrace the mystery, allow the moon to guide you, and remember to keep your sense of humor, no matter how alien the situation may seem! #ScullyStyle 🔭👽 Till next time, clear skies and good vibes, my cosmic investigators!

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SignToday Is Posting: 05.04.2024 07:52:01 (vir-05-04-2024)