Virgo Report

"Virgo Forecast: Expect a Cosmic Tidy-Up, But Don't Worry, the Universe Promises It Won't Misplace Your Calculators!"

The next Virgo will start in 322 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 5 days, at Wednesday, 11 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Virgo in 294 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 3 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.9 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Hey, Virgo! So, the moon is currently in its third quarter, sitting pretty at 21.9 days old. I mean, who's counting, right? Apparently, us astrologers are. It's kind of our thing. Now, what does this mean for you? Well, just like an old episode of Stargate SG-1, things might feel a little...rerun-ish. You know, like when you're stuck in a time loop with Teal'c repeating "indeed" every five minutes. If you're feeling a bit like you're treading water (or wormhole) in your life, don't panic! Embrace the repetition and look for the nuances. Maybe try a new approach to an old problem, like using a sarcophagus to stop time instead of healing. And remember, it's not all Goa'uld and gloom! This phase of the moon is all about releasing and letting go. So, feel free to jettison any unwanted Apophis-like figures from your life. On a lighter note, if you've been considering a new haircut, now's the time to make like Sam Carter and rock a new 'do. Just please, no mullets, okay? Your lucky number for the week? 7, because well, it's the most magically powerful number in the universe, or so Daniel Jackson tells me. And your color? Let's go with Gate Grey. It might not be the most exciting color, but it's definitely dependable, just like you! Remember, Virgos: "The only easy day was yesterday." Keep moving forward! #StargateStyleHoroscope #VirgoVibes #MoonMagic #TimeLoopLife #NoGoa'uldsAllowed

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SignToday Is Posting: 06.10.2023 07:52:01 (vir-06-10-2023)