Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert: Your Stars are More Aligned than a Perfectly Calibrated Hyperdrive, Expect Smooth Sailing... Unless You Bump into a Wraith!"

The next Virgo will start in 166 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 12 days, at Friday, 22 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Virgo in 138 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 148 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The New moon is currently 29.5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Hello, Virgo! This week is looking more exciting than a Dalek playing hide-and-seek. Now, don't go all wibbly-wobbly on me, but with the New Moon as old as a just-hatched Galactic Space Squid (a sprightly 29.5 days for those of you not in the intergalactic know), you're about to experience a cosmic shift that'll make time travel seem like a Sunday stroll. I'm seeing new beginnings, and I'm not talking about regenerating into a completely different person. Although, if you've been feeling a bit off, a regeneration might not be the worst idea. As the moon swells towards her full glory at precisely 7:01:37 AM on the 25th of March, 2024 (set your alarms now, folks), you'll be riding a wave of ambition and drive that could propel you straight out of a black hole. Just remember to hold onto your sonic screwdriver! And while your rational Virgo mind may be screaming "This is scientifically impossible," remember this is astrology, baby, where anything is possible. So, grab your TARDIS and buckle up! You're in for a ride more thrilling than an alien invasion on Christmas Day. Your lucky phrase for the week is "Allons-y!" which, for those non-Whovians, means "Let's go!" in French. Embrace it, shout it, use it as your rallying cry as you charge headlong into the adventures that await. Remember, Virgo, in the wise words of The Doctor - we're all just stories in the end, so make yours a good one. #WhovianHoroscope #VirgoVoyage #AllonsyAstrology #SonicScrewdriverSuccess

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SignToday Is Posting: 10.03.2024 07:52:02 (vir-10-03-2024)