Virgo Report

"Virgo's Planetary Party: Mercury's in Retrograde, but Don't Panic...It's just doing the Moonwalk!"

The next Virgo will start in 315 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 25 days, at Tuesday, 07 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Virgo in 287 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus is currently in Virgo

The New moon is currently 28.2 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Alright, Virgos! Buckle up, buttercups because the stars have got a lot to say this week. And by "a lot" I mean, they've got that chatty-Cathy mode on. Firstly, Venus is currently doing a sleepover in your humble abode. And you know what that means? She's taken over the Netflix remote! Expect to be caught in a whirlwind of emotions, like watching all seasons of 'The Office' in one sitting - laughter, tears, confusion, and an odd craving for beetroot. Seriously, Venus in Virgo is like watching Dwight Schrute on a loop. #VenusInVirgo #DwightVibes Now, our dear New Moon is about 28.2 days old. In human years, that's equivalent to that awkward tween phase where you’re caught between wanting to be cool and still being upset that your mom won't let you have a pet dinosaur. So, expect a bit of emotional turbulence, but just remember, this is a phase. You're growing, evolving, and becoming stronger. #NewMoonPuberty As for the next full moon, she'll be making her grand entrance at precisely 20:24:27, 28th October 2023. Set your alarms, folks! This ain't just any full moon, it’s like the Comic-Con of celestial events, complete with cosplays of emotions, unexpected plot twists, and probably some aliens. Or maybe not. But hey, who doesn't like a good alien conspiracy theory to spice things up? #FullMoonFiesta So, Virgos, prepare for a roller coaster ride. But fear not, you've got the perseverance of a theoretical physicist trying to explain quantum mechanics to a five-year-old. You’ve got this! Remember, the cosmos may throw you curveballs, but you're a Virgo – you can catch those curves, juggle them, and make a performance out of it. So, go forth and conquer, my nerdy knights of Virgo! #VirgoVibes #CosmicComedy

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SignToday Is Posting: 13.10.2023 07:52:01 (vir-13-10-2023)