Virgo Report

"Virgo, Brace Yourself! Mercury's Not in Retrograde, Your WiFi is Just Slow!"

The next Virgo will start in 283 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 20 days, at Monday, 04 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Virgo in 255 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 265 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The New moon is currently 0.9 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Alright, Virgo my friend, listen up. This new moon, only 0.9 days old, is just a little space baby. So, it's time for a fresh start. Get ready to scrub away the stardust from the past and begin a stellar new journey. Now, I'm no Starbuck, but I can tell you this - the stars are aligning in your favor. But, hey, don't just sit there waiting for a frakkin' miracle! The universe may be on your side, but it won't do the heavy lifting for you. The Cylon in your life, metaphorically speaking of course, might seem overwhelming right now. Maybe it's that annoying boss or messy roommate who never cleans up their dishes. But remember, you’ve got the precision of a Viper pilot, so instead of going into a full-blown space battle, why not try a diplomatic approach? You might be surprised at what a little patience and understanding can achieve. On the romance front, this new moon could bring some delightful surprises. If you're single, it's time to get out there and mingle. And if you're not, it's the perfect time to rekindle love's flame with some romantic gestures... like sharing your last protein bar. Hey, love is hard in space! In the end, remember, you're a Virgo. You're practical, analytical, and a natural problem-solver. You've got this, just like Starbuck's got her poker game. #BattlestarVirgo #FrakkinNewMoon #StarbuckStyleAstrology #NerdAstrologerSays

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SignToday Is Posting: 14.11.2023 07:52:02 (vir-14-11-2023)