Virgo Report

"Logic Overload Alert: Virgo's Planetary Alignment Sends Mercury into Retrograde Meltdown, Starfleet Recommends Emotional Shields!"

The next Virgo will start in 308 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 18 days, at Tuesday, 07 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Virgo in 280 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus is currently in Virgo

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 5.5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Greetings, Virgo! Alright, let's cut to the chase. Venus is crashing at your place right now, and she’s known to be a bit of a drama queen. It's like inviting your soap opera loving aunt over for the weekend - make sure to hide your good china. Now, we're in the Waxing Crescent moon phase, which is 5.5 days old. Oh, did you know that's exactly the same age as a newborn hamster? Just imagine a tiny furball chewing on the moon, nibbling away until it's full. That's science... sort of. Now, this combination means you're going to be feeling all the feels – love, creativity, and possibly an urge to take up interpretive dance. Don’t fight it; just channel your inner Napoleon Dynamite and groove with it. Your inner peacock is ready to flourish, so strut, Virgo, strut! In the workplace, expect things to be a tad chaotic. Think of it as if Sheldon Cooper was your new boss and he's just discovered Comic-Con is cancelled. But remember, Virgo, you are the eye of the storm, the Spock in an Enterprise full of Red Shirts. Keep calm and carry on. In conclusion, embrace the cosmic energy flowing your way. It's your time to shine brighter than a supernova in a galaxy far, far away. So grab your lightsaber, stand tall, and may the force be with you, always. #VirgoVibes #VenusInVirgo #WaxingCrescentCraziness #NapoleonDynamiteDanceOff #SpockInTheWorkplace #SupernovaShine

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SignToday Is Posting: 20.10.2023 07:52:01 (vir-20-10-2023)