Virgo Report

"Virgo's Stellar Clean-Up: Organize Your Planets, One Celestial Sweep at a Time!"

The next Virgo will start in 92 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023

The Moon moves to Virgo in 3 days, at Saturday, 27 May, 2023

Mercury moves to Virgo in 66 days, at Saturday, 29 July, 2023

Venus moves to Virgo in 138 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

Mars moves to Virgo in 48 days, at Tuesday, 11 July, 2023

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4.4 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

Greetings, Virgo! Or should I say, "So long, and thanks for all the fish?" Because this 4.4-day-old Waxing Crescent moon is about to bring a cosmic whirlwind of adventure to your doorstep! Now, don't panic, and make sure you've got your trusty towel at the ready. The universe has decided that it's high time you embrace your inner Arthur Dent, so put on your dressing gown and prepare to hitchhike through the galaxy – metaphorically speaking, of course. Unless, of course, you've recently befriended an alien named Ford Prefect, in which case, best of luck navigating those improbability fields! During this lunar phase, you'll find yourself questioning life, the universe, and everything. And while the answer might not be as simple as 42, Virgo, you're sure to gain some wisdom through your intergalactic escapades – whether they involve discovering new planets or just trying a new recipe from the Veganomicon. Your ability to adapt will be your greatest strength during this cosmic journey. So, when faced with unexpected Vogon poetry readings (or equally dreadful office meetings), remember to keep calm, recite the mantra "I am one hoopy frood who knows where my towel is," and trust that the universe will lead you to where you need to be. Finally, Virgo, don't forget to have fun and embrace the absurdity of life. After all, you never know when the Earth might be demolished to make way for a hyperspace bypass! #VirgoVoyager #DontPanic #WaxingCrescentAdventures #TowelDayEveryday #HoopyFroodLife #HitchhikingThroughTheGalaxy

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SignToday Is Posting: 24.05.2023 07:52:01 (vir-24-05-2023)