Virgo Report

"Virgo, Get to the Chopper! Your Stars are Locked and Loaded for an Epic Week Ahead!"

The next Virgo will start in 332 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 15 days, at Wednesday, 11 October, 2023

Mercury is currently in Virgo

Venus moves to Virgo in 13 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.2 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Hello there, my lovely Virgos, it's time to blast off into the stratosphere with your latest astrological forecast! First up, Mercury, your ruling planet, has parked its celestial caboose right in your sign. Now, in layman's terms, this is like having a surprise party thrown for you... by yourself. It may feel redundant, but oh boy, can it be fun and revealing! It's like being trapped in a room with an eerily accurate mirror and having no choice but to face your quirks, talents, and that weird thing you do when you think no one is watching. Now, don't fret my logical earth sign, this isn't a time for existential crisis - it's a time for self-discovery! Really, it’s more of a sci-fi adventure than a horror story, so buckle up! Meanwhile, our dear Waxing Gibbous moon, currently 11.2 days old (but who's counting?), is up in the sky saying, "Hey, Virgo, let's shine a light on those dreams of yours." So it's time to dust off those forgotten goals and give them another go. Remember, in the words of the great Carl Sagan, "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." This could be your time to discover it! However, dear Virgos, remember my advice is as reliable as trying to explain quantum physics to a llama. Just because Mercury's in town doesn't mean you have to start doing yoga or quit your job to become a beekeeper (unless that's your dream, then, by all means, save the bees!). In conclusion, Virgo, take this time to embrace the unknown, delve into self-discovery, and maybe even find a new hobby (like astrophotography - trust me, it's out of this world). Remember, the universe is vast, but so is your potential! Until next time, Virgo, keep looking up - unless you're walking, then please, watch where you're going. #MercuryInVirgo #WaxingGibbous #SelfDiscovery #AstrologyWithASideOfSciFi

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SignToday Is Posting: 26.09.2023 07:52:01 (vir-26-09-2023)