By The Chip Witch on Saturday, 27 July 2024
Category: Virgo

Virgo Report

"Virgo Forecast: Expect Uranus to Photobomb Your Selfie with Mercury, But Don't Worry - Every Planet Has Its (Back)side!"

The next Virgo will start in 27 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 10 days, at Tuesday, 06 August, 2024

Mercury is currently in Virgo

Venus moves to Virgo in 9 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

Mars moves to Virgo in 326 days, at Wednesday, 18 June, 2025

The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.3 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

Hey there, cosmic citizens of Virgo! Buckle up, 'cause we're about to dive into an astrological forecast that's got more twists and turns than a Judge Dredd comic strip. You've got Mercury in your hometown, Virgo, which is basically the equivalent of having Judge Dredd himself patrolling your neighborhood. Yep, things are about to get real interesting. Mercury in Virgo means your intellect is sharper than Dredd’s helmet edge, and your communication skills are firing faster than his Lawgiver pistol. But remember, with great power comes great... well, you know the rest. Use your powers wisely, Virgolites. You've got the ability to make or break relationships with your words right now. So think before you speak, or else you might find yourself exiled to the Cursed Earth (and trust me, it's not as fun as it sounds). The Third Quarter moon, 21.3 days old, is just like the Mega-City One - big, bright, and full of possibilities. But be careful, Virgo. This moon phase can bring out the rebel in all of us, and you don't want to end up on the wrong side of the law. Remember, Judge Dredd IS the law. So, keep your wits about you this week, Virgo. You've got the cosmic tools to navigate any situation, but only if you use them wisely. Stay true to yourself, keep your communication clear and remember... I am the law (just kidding, it's still the stars). #JudgeDreddAstrology #VirgoVigilance #MercuryMastery #MoonMadness

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SignToday Is Posting: 27.07.2024 07:52:01 (vir-27-07-2024)

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