"Crabbies, Eject the Facehuggers of Stress: This Week's Horoscope Promises a Cosmic Chest-bursting Good Time!"
The next Cancer will start in 309 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024
The Moon moves to Cancer in 22 days, at Friday, 08 September, 2023
Mercury moves to Cancer in 306 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024
Venus moves to Cancer in 305 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024
The New moon is currently 0.8 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.
Good Morning, Cancer! Time to grab the day by the planets!
As our beloved New Moon is just a newbie at 0.8 days old, it’s still finding its way around the solar system - much like that one time I lost my car keys and found them in the fridge. Don’t judge, you've been there too.
This lunar period brings a time of renewal for you, Cancer, and as a Water sign, things could get a bit...splashy. You can expect some serious emotional cleansing, so prepare to let go of grudges and old habits like I let go of my last shred of sanity when Pluto was demoted from planet status. #JusticeForPluto
As your ruling planet, the moon, goes through its 'newborn' phase, you might find yourself drawn to new beginnings. Whether that's starting a new hobby, trying out a new style (tie-dye trousers, anyone?), or pursuing a new career, it’s time to dive headfirst into the unknown. Just remember, before diving, always check the depth of the water – trust me on this one.
Your charm will be as irresistible as cheese to a mouse, so be prepared to be the life of the party. You'll be spreading joy and laughter like a politician promising tax cuts!
So embrace the newborn moon, Cancer, and let your inner hippie shine! After all, we're all just stardust swirling in the cosmic soup of the universe.
#CancerSeason #MoonChild #CosmicSoupParty
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SignToday Is Posting: 17.08.2023 07:32:01 (can-17-08-2023)