"Sagittarius, may the Force be with you this week... because Mercury is in retrograde and it's about to party like it's 1977!"
Sagittarius is the ninth astrological sign, which is associated with the constellation Sagittarius and spans 240–270th degrees of the zodiac. Under the tropical zodiac, the sun transits this sign between approximately November 23 and December 21.
"Sagittarius, may the Force be with you this week... because Mercury is in retrograde and it's about to party like it's 1977!"
"Sagittarius: Brace Your Quivers! Your Planetary Alignment is More Unsettled Than My Last Tetris Game!"
"Sagittarius, your horoscope you seek? Hmm... Adventure-bound you will be, or maybe just lost in the supermarket! Haha!"
"Sagittarius, This Week Your Stars Align Like a Quantum Physics Equation - Confusing But Ultimately Enlightening!"
"Make Sagittarius Great Again: A Comedic Cosmic Forecast Predicting Wild Adventures and Unprecedented Growth!"