"Virgo, Brace Yourself: Mercury's in Retrograde and It's About to Get More Complicated Than a Quantum Physics Equation on a TARDIS Dashboard!"
Virgo, is the sixth astrological sign in the Zodiac. Virgo is the second-largest constellation. It spans the 150-180th degree of the zodiac.
"Virgo, Brace Yourself: Mercury's in Retrograde and It's About to Get More Complicated Than a Quantum Physics Equation on a TARDIS Dashboard!"
"Virgo's Weekly Horoscope: Expect Supernova-sized Surprises! Or Maybe Just a Planet in Retrograde. Who Knows, It's Not Rocket Science... Oh Wait, It Kinda Is!"
"Virgo, brace yourself for cosmic turbulence: Mercury is not in retrograde, it's just socially distancing!"
"Virgo Alert: Expect a Cosmic Kerfuffle of Planetary Proportions, or, Why Your Houseplants Might Start Talking Back!"
"VIRGO: Prepare for the Universe to Tidy up Your Mess! (No, Really, Your Room is a Disaster, Clean it Up)"