"Scorpio, This Week Your Destiny Lies Along an Unforeseen Path, Not Unlike Anakin's - Minus the Dramatic Transformation into Darth Vader, We Hope!"
Scorpio is the eighth astrological sign in the Zodiac, originating from the constellation of Scorpius. It spans 210°–2400° ecliptic longitude. Under the tropical zodiac, the sun transits this area on average from October 23 to November 22.
"Scorpio, This Week Your Destiny Lies Along an Unforeseen Path, Not Unlike Anakin's - Minus the Dramatic Transformation into Darth Vader, We Hope!"
"Scorpios, Prepare for Alien Invasions of Passion this Week - Remember, the Truth (and Love) is Out There!"
"Scorpio: Prepare for a Cosmic Tango with Mars - Remember, Two Left Feet are Better than Five Tentacles!"
"Scorpio, Expect a Stellar Upheaval: Mars Moves into Your Living Room and Refuses to Do the Dishes!"
"Scorpio, prepare for a cosmic rollercoaster! Mars is doing the cha-cha in your house of romance - just remember, passion is like a photon torpedo, fun until it explodes!"