"Brace Yourselves, Earthlings! The Moon's Shifting from Cosmic Crab to Galactic Lion - A Timey-Wimey Astro-Adventure Awaits!"

"Aries, Beware: Fiery Mars Aligns with Your Zany Cosmic Shenanigans - Prepare for an Out-of-this-World Adventure!"

"Welcome to the Piscean Chronicles: Rise of the Fishes - A Splashy Odyssey of Love, Emojis, and Galactic Good Vibes, Starring You!"

"E.T. Phones Home: Aquarius, Time to Beam Up Your Cosmic Connections and Phone in Those Stellar Vibes!"

"Capricorn, Brace Yourselves for Galactic Giggles as the Stars Align to Turn Your Life into a Frakkin' Cosmic Comedy!"

"Sag-astrophic: Hasta la Vista, Baby! This Month's Astro Forecast Promises Adventure and Judgement-Free Vibes for Sagittarians"

"Libras Rejoice (Or Don't, It's All Futile Anyway): Balancing Act of Cosmic Chaos Awaits Your Approval...Not That It Matters in the Grand Scheme of Existence"

"Virgo, This Week You'll Clean Up Your Bounty Like Boba Fett Cleans Up the Galaxy!"

"Leo, Hold Onto Your Manes! Cosmic Hairballs and Intergalactic Catnip Ahead in This Roaring Astrological Expedition!"

"Double the Trouble, Double the Fun: Gemini's Forecast Promises a Whirlwind of Tweets and Tremendous Cosmic Chaos!" - The Intergalactic Prez

"Taureans, Moo-ve Over! Planetary Smorgasbord Brings Cosmic Cows to Your Pasture of Love and Recycling!"

"Captain's Log, Stardate Aries: Ramming Into Galactic Hilarity with Warp-Speed Wit!"

Former NASA Administrator Charlie Bolden speaks with local students during an Earth Day event, Thursday, April 20, 2023, at Union Station in Washingto...

"Pisces, prepare to swim in a cosmic sea of chuckles as Mercury retro-sushi rolls into town – perfect timing for groovy fishfolk to channel their inner Nemo!"

"Galactic Groove Alert! Aquarius, prepare to trip the cosmic light fantastic as Uranus moonwalks into retrograde, man!"

"Capricorns Unite! Galactic Goats to Conquer the Cosmos with Cosmic Karma and an Undeniable Knack for Space Hula Hooping!"

"Sagittarius: Time to Shoot for the Stars, Just Like Roy Batty's Unicorn Dreams in a Galaxy Far, Far Groovy!"

"Scorpio Stings the Stars: Galactic Gateways Open for Intergalactic Shenanigans and Wormhole Wanderlust this Month!"

"Libra, prepare for cosmic balance as Sam Bell reveals: Scales tip in your favor, or are those just moon tacos?"

"Virgo's Cosmic Clean-Up: Unraveling the Timey-Wimey Tangle of Planetary Energies, with a Side of Vegan Brownies!"

"Leos, Prepare to Roar: The Cosmos Aligns for Galactic Catnip Highs and Interstellar Hairball Shenanigans!"

"Alert, Alert! Cancer Crustaceans, Prepare to Pinch Yourselves: Astro-Blast of Galactic Giggles Approaching!"

"Geminis, Hold Onto Your Space Pants! Cosmic Twists and Shiny Star Shenanigans Ahead!"

"Moovin' on Up! Taurus Transforms from Couch Potato to Celestial Superstar: Galactic Guidance or Just a Caffeine Buzz?"

"Breaking Cosmic News: The Moon Ditches its Gemini Twin for a Cozy Crab Crib; Commander Sinclair Declares it 'The Ultimate Interstellar House Swap'!"

"Beep boop! Fiery Aries, prepare for a cosmic adventure as your ruling planet Mars enters the celestial hyperspace; intergalactic wisdom and lightsaber-wielding confidence await you! Oh, dear!"

"Ahoy, Pisces! Prepare to Dive into a Sea of Cosmic Shenanigans as the Universe Tickle Your Fins With a Galactic Feather!"

"Attention Aquarians: Don't Panic! Infinite Improbability Drive Predicts a Stellar Week of Cosmic Synchronicities and an Unlikely Encounter with Vogon Poetry!"

"Capricorn Capers: Cosmic Goat Parties in the Stars, as Planetary Alignments Bring Galactic Grooviness to the Earthly Realm!"

"Sagittarius, Get Your Galactic Groove On: Cosmic Arrows Aim for Adventure and Out-of-This-World Laughs!"

"Scorpio: Hasta La Vista, Baby! Prepare for a Sky-Netic Uprising in Your Stars this Month!"

"Libra, prepare for cosmic harmony as scales tip in your favor! Just don't blink or you'll miss the planetary party bus to balance-ville!"

"Virgo Vibes: Time to Channel Your Inner OCD Space Elf as Planetary Alignments Promote Spotless Nebula Adventures!"

"Crabtastic Cosmic Chaos: Cancer's Karmic Kraziness Kicks Into Overdrive, Dreddfully Hilarious Horoscope Hijinks Ahead!"

"Double Trouble: Gemini's Hilarious Holographic Hijinks in the Stars – A Galactic Comedy Show for the Twins!"

"Shiny Taurus Forecast: Gorram Stars Align for Space Cows, Aimin' to Misbehave with Planetary Hoedowns!"

"Aries, Hasta La Vista, Baby! Time to Terminate Stress and Embrace your Inner Cyberdyne Star Power!"

"Pisces, prepare to swim through a cosmic sea of replicant fish - Will you find your inner android or short circuit in existential confusion?"

"Frakkin' Stars Align for Aquarius: Prepare for a Cylon-free, Cosmic Love-Invasion in Your Life Sector!"

"Capricorn, buckle up for a wild cosmic ride: Escape from Boring-Ville or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Planets!"

"Sagittarius, prepare to gallop through a cosmic kaleidoscope of quirkiness: bow-wielding centaurs, questionable fashion choices, and the secrets of the universe!"

"Ah, Scorpio! Prepare for a cosmic tango with destiny as the planets align like a celestial conga line!"

"Libra, Prepare for Balance Overload as Venus Takes a Cosmic Swing Through Your Sign: Say Hello to Love and the Inevitable Laundry Pile!"

"Virgos Unite! Galactic Cleanliness Campaign Begins as Stars Align, Dust Bunnies Beware!"

"Leo, brace yourselves for a cosmic catwalk! As the stars align like a celestial ensemble, it's time to unleash your inner space lion and roar through the galaxy of love and laughter!" 🦁✨

"Crabby Cancers Rejoice! Stellar Alignment Unleashes Intergalactic Good Vibes, Unlocking Your Inner Goa'uld and Ascending Your Cosmic Chill Factor!"

"Double Trouble: Gemini's Celestial Shenanigans Unleash an Epidemic of UFO Sightings and Rebooted '90s Mullets"

"Taureans, Brace Yourselves for Cosmic Cow-tastrophe: Even Maria the Robot Predicts Udder Chaos in Your Stars!"

"Beam me up, Moon-y! Taurus takes a cosmic hike as Gemini twins take the lunar reins, Stargate-style!"

"Yee-haw, Aries! Hold onto your space pants as cosmic rodeo kicks into high gear this month!"

"Ahoy Pisces, mates! Dive into the cosmic sea as Neptune sprinkles fairy dust on your fins, and Uranus brings Wi-Fi to your underwater lair!"

"Oi, Aquarians! Brace Yourselves for Smegging Cosmic Waves, as the Stars Align for a Stellar Trip through Space-Time and Funky Vibes!"

"Oi, Capricorns! Brace Yourselves for a Cosmic Conundrum: When Planets Align, Even Your Goat Powers Can't Resist a Wibbly-Wobbly Timey-Wimey Dance!"

"Sagittarius, prepare for a cosmic curry of chaos: Planets align like vindaloo particles, so hold onto your space pants and brace for interstellar indigestion!"

"Scorpio, Stardate 2022: Prepare for Cosmic Love, Planetary Passion, and a Beam of Good Fortune - Set Phasers to Stunning!"

"Libra: Find Balance or We'll Send You to the Brig! Cosmic Scales Demand Justice and Frakkin' Good Vibes"

"Virgo, you're The One! Find your inner Neo and dodge cosmic bullets in this week's Astrological Forecast - Matrix Edition!"

"Leos, Prepare for a Roar-some Week: Cosmic Catnip Aligns the Stars as Babylon 5's Zathras Predicts a Purr-fectly Hilarious Time Ahead!"

"Cancerian Crustaceans! Prepare to Scuttle Hilariously through the Cosmic Tides of Destiny as Galactic Shenanigans Unfold!"

"Double Trouble: Gemini's Twin Personalities Unleash a Cosmic Comedy of Errors, as Scully Seeks the Missing Truth on the Celestial Plane!"

"Attention Taurus Bulls: Alien Infiltration Alert! Your Cosmic Vibes Might Just Shape-Shift the Universe this Month – or at Least Your Love Life!"

"Intergalactic Aries Assemble: Prepare for a Smegging Cosmic Roller Coaster of Love, Laughs, and Laser Show Lunacy!"

This view of the Antennae Galaxies, two large galaxies colliding 60 million light-years away, is one of the first research images from the Super Press...

NASA has demonstrated a breakthrough in 3D printable high-temperature materials that could lead to stronger, more durable parts for airplanes and spac...

"Pisces, prepare to swim through a cosmic sea of groovy galactic vibes: Neptune's tidal waves bring psychedelic revelations and funky retrograde dance moves!"

"Frakkin' Stars Align: Aquarius to Experience a Cosmic Cyclone of Quirky Vibes and Nerdtastic Revelations!"

"Capricorn Commanders, Prepare to Launch: Galactic Giggles and Cosmic Cuddles Await in Your Astrological Almanac Adventure!"

"Strap in, Sagittarius: Your Horoscope is Bursting with Adventure Like an Alien from John Hurt's Chest!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Feel the Cosmic Force, Hairy Wookies! Love, Adventure, and Hairballs Await!"

"Libra, Balance Your Scales or Spoilers! Expect a Cosmic Conga Line of Planetary Shenanigans!"

"Virgo Vibes: Planetary Puns, Quantum Quirks, and Astral Awesomeness Unveiled as Mercury Goes Retrograde - Get Ready to Rock Your Socks Off with Cosmic Comedy!"

"Leo's Cosmic Roar: When Lionhearted Leos Embrace Science, the Galactic Catnip Effect Unleashes a Meowniverse of Possibilities!"

"HAL 9000 Predicts: Cancer's Stars Align for a Groovy Cosmic Trip Through the Galactic Rollercoaster of Emotions – Just Don't Forget Your Tie-Dye Spacesuit!"

"Double the Twins, Double the Grins: Gemini's Comedy of Errors in Retrograde Sends the Universe into Hysterical Laughter!"

"Recharge Your Bull-erina Batteries: Taurus to Waltz with Cosmic Energies in a Stellar Tango!" 🤖✨

"Bovine Blitz: The Sun Shifts from Ram-Page to Taurean Turf, Prepare for Galactic Grazing – A Gaius Baltar Exclusive!"

This April 16, 2023, enhanced color image of NASA's Ingenuity Mars Helicopter is the clearest view of the rotorcraft since its first flight.

"Pisces, the Galactic Fish Duo, Set to Tangle Their Cosmic Fins: A Hilariously Chaotic Dance of Destiny and Daydreams in Zero Gravity!"

"Attention Aquarians: Buckle up your moon boots and polish those crystals! Galactic giggles and cosmic conundrums await you in this week's far-out forecast!"

"Capricorn, Unleash Your Inner Goat: Climb the Mountain of Success with Cosmic Recycling Powers!"

"Wall-E Exclusive: Solar Bull on the Loose! Sun Ditches Ram and Cuddles Up to Taurus, Prepare for Earthy Vibes!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Channel Your Inner Smeghead: A Cosmic Comedy of Galactic Proportions Awaits You!"

"Scorpio, this week you'll face your fears like a Xenomorph on caffeine: unexpected, fast, and with a side of slime!"

"Libra, the Cosmic Scale Swings: Will Justice Prevail or Will Your Inner Nerd Rule the Galaxy? Find Out in This Astronomically Hilarious Forecast!"

"Virgo: This Month's Forecast – Replicants or Not, Your Perfectionism's Gonna Get You!"

"Leo, prepare for the cosmic catwalk: strut your star-studded mane as planetary alignments purr-fectly groom your magnetic aura. Trust no one but your horoscope!"

"These Aren't the Crabs You're Looking For: Cancer's Astrological Forecast Strikes Back with Galactic Giggles and Cosmic Cuddles"

"Beam Me Up, Gemini! A Twintastic Wormhole Adventure Awaits in Your Astrological Forecast!"

"Taurus, Time to Moooove: Un-BULL-ievable Cosmic Shenanigans Await You in the Taurean Vortex of Love, Peace, and Astrophysical Peculiarities!"

"Shift in Lunar Quarters: The Moon Abandons Fiery Aries for Taurus, the Space-Cow Grazes on Greener Star Clusters!"

"Whoa, Aries! Time to Dodge Retrogrades Like Neo in The Matrix: Unleash Your Inner Keanu and Master the Astral Deja Vu!"

The Valley of Ten Thousand Smokes, located in Katmai National Park, forms a unique and ashen landscape. Encircled by volcanoes – both active and inact...

"Operating the International Space Station requires an entire team of people all coming together with one goal in pursuit of that one mission." — Jess...

"I think that getting to be a crewmember on the International Space Station, and getting to serve there over the course of two long-duration stays, we...

"Fishy Forecast: Pisces Set to Channel Inner Cyborg, Dive into Deep Astro-Webs of Intergalactic Self-Discovery!"

"Aquarius, Prepare for a Cosmic Splash: Time to Channel Your Inner Space Squid and Conquer the Galaxy's Tidal Waves!"

"Capricorn, Hold Onto Your Space-Goats: Intergalactic Love and Teleportation Mishaps in This Week's Astro-forecast!"

"Sagittarius, This Week: So Say We Y'all, as Jupiter Moonwalks Into Alignment and Galactic Vibes Unleash Your Inner Space Cowboy!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Prepare for Galactic Shenanigans as Mars Moonwalks into your House of Passion!"

"Libra's Balance Goes Bonkers: Find Out How the Cosmos Unleashes Your Intergalactic Grooviness!"

"Virgo Vibes: Get Ready to Channel Your Inner Hermione Granger, Groove with Mother Earth, and Conquer the Universe with Post-its!"

"Leos Unleash Their Inner Fur-ociousness: Cosmic Catnip Aligns Planets, Time to Pounce on Your Destiny or Take an Intergalactic Catnap!"

"Great Scott, Cancer! Hop into the DeLorean of Destiny for a Cosmic Joyride through Time and Space – Flux Capacitor not Included!"

"Great Scott, Gemini! Time to Hop in Your DeLorean and Blast Through a Cosmic Twin Paradox for a Dual-Dimensional Astro-Adventure!"

"Never Tell a Taurus the Odds: A Smuggler's Guide to Astrological Bull Navigation!"

"Aries, This Week's Forecast: Bounty of Laughs and Carbonite-Free Adventures!"

Clouds gather on Nepal's sub-tropical side of the Himalayas with Mount Everest at the center of this photograph taken by an external high-definition c...

An American bald eagle swoops down to land on a pole at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center on April 10, 2023.

"I'm afraid I can't let Pisces swim solo this month, Dave: Groovy alignments promise cosmic harmony for our fishy friends"

"EXTERMINATE YOUR DOUBTS, AQUARIUS! GALACTIC ALIGNMENT PROMISES COSMIC ENLIGHTENMENT AND PEACEFUL VIBES, OR ELSE!"

"Capricorn Cyborgs Rejoice! Galactic Goats Get Giggle-Inducing Gravitational Gains in the Matrix of the Stars!"

"Scorpio, grab your light sabers and channel your inner Jedi: The Force is strong with you this month, but avoid any Vader-like tendencies!"

"Libra Love Alert: Venus Vibes Spice Up Your Life, But Beware of the Karmic Electric Slide!"

"Data Predicts: Virgo's Efficiency to Reach Warp Speed, Beware of Space-Time Laughter Anomalies!"

"Leos, prepare to ROAR: Cosmic Catnip and Interstellar Hairballs Ahead in this Week's Astro-Forecast!"

"Cancer Comrades! Batten Down the Hatches, Gather Your Shiny Space Crystals, and Prep for an Emotional Rollercoaster Through the Stars!"

"Double Trouble, Gemini! Engage Warp Speed for a Cosmic Voyage of Love, Laughter, and Nebulous Negotiations - Resistance is Futile!"

"Whoa, Taurus! Take the Red Pill and Unplug from the Bull-atrix: Your Cosmic Forecast Awaits!"

"Galactic Shenanigans Alert: The Moon's Ditching Its Fishy Pisces Vibes for a Ram-bunctious Aries Fiesta! Hold Onto Your Spacesuits!"

Astro Dredd-iction: Aries to Face Fiery Cosmic Justice as Planetary Enforcers Unleash Hilariously Karmic Nebula-rays!

"Fishy folks, grab your goggles! Pisces plunges into cosmic whirlpool of groovy vibes and quantum leaps!"

"Quantum Leaps & Retrograde Vibes: Aquarius, Prep for a Cybernetic Astral Adventure in the Holographic Cosmos!"

"Fascinating, Captain: Capricorn's Dilithium Crystals Align for an Illogical Yet Amusing Cosmic Adventure"

"Scorpio: New Moon Brings Galactic Surprises, Like a Klingon in a Vegan Commune!"

"Oi, Libra! Time to Balance Your Life or You'll Topple Over Like a Dalek on a Tightrope!"

"Virgo's Horoscope: Cosmic Clean-Up Crew Assembles! Time to Tidy the Galaxy and Align Those Stars, You Space-OCD Superheroes!"

"Leo, I'm afraid I can't let you ignore this cosmic forecast: Prepare for a roaring good time as planetary alignments bring out your inner space lion!"

"Crabby Cancer Crew, Get Ready to Shell-ebrate: Cosmic Claws Align for an Out-of-this-World Week Ahead!"

"Galactic Geminis, Prepare for a Cosmic Conga Line: This Month's Stars Align to Make You the Life of the Intergalactic Party!"

"Taurus, prepare for an udder-ly cosmic week as intergalactic moo-d swings have you grazing the stars with Colonel O'Neill's trademark snark!"

"EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE YOUR DOUBTS, ARIES! YOUR STARS ALIGN AS THE GALACTIC COSMIC VIBES OFFER OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD OPPORTUNITIES! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!"

"Pisces, prepare to fish-slap the cosmos: Galactic waves bring a tsunami of groovy vibes and nerdgasms!"

"Alien Invasion Alert! Aquarius, prepare to charm extraterrestrials with your quirky wit and teleport into a cosmic love affair!"

"Capricorns, Brace Yourselves: A Galactic Goat-a-Palooza of Productivity and Frak-tastic Fun is Heading Your Way!"

"Scorpio, I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Ignore This Hilarious Forecast: Galactic Giggles and Planetary Puns Ahead!"

"Libra: Join the Balanced Side - We Have Harmonious Vibes and Cosmic Cookies!"

"Virgo, the Sarlacc Pit of the Zodiac: Navigating Your Galactic Cleanliness and Bounty Hunting for Perfection This Month!"

"Leos, Prepare for a Roaring Good Time as the Cosmos Aligns in Your Favor: It's Like a Galactic Comic-Con with Extra Catnip!"

"Cancer, buckle up, kid: A cosmic Kessel Run through love and fortune awaits, but don't get cocky!"

"Brace Yourselves, Gemini: This Month's Forecast is Bursting with Out-of-This-World Surprises - It's Game Over, Man, Game Over!"

"Whoa, Taurus! Get Ready to Dodge Cosmic Bullets and Bend Reality Like a Bovine Neo in This Month's Zodiac Matrix!"

"Great Cosmic Cows! The Moon's Flux Capacitor Kicks into High Gear as it Shifts from Aquarius to Pisces – Prepare for a Psychedelic Time Travel Adventure!"

"Engage Warp Speed, Aries! Cosmic Energies Align for a Hilariously Bold Adventure in the Final Frontier of Self-Discovery!"

This image taken with the NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope shows JO204, a ‘jellyfish galaxy’ so named for the bright tendrils of gas that appear in thi...

"Intergalactic Fish Shenanigans: Pisces Unravel the Secrets of the Cosmos While Juggling Planetary Retrogrades and Vegan Smoothies!"

"Attention all Aquarians: Prepare for Cosmic Chaos as Uranus Moonwalks into Retrograde, Leaving You Swimming in a Galactic Puddle of Confusion!"

"Capricorn Chronicles: The Goat's Guide to Galactic Grooviness - Quantum Leaps in Love & Levitating Luck!"

"Scorpios, prepare to take the Stargate to Funky-town! Galactic love beams activate your romance sector, while quantum luck particles have money matters grinning like a Cheshire cat. Strap in for a cosmic joyride, folks!"