"Scorpio Stings the Stars: Prepare for an Intergalactic Escape of Planetary Shenanigans and Cosmic Chaos, Riddick Style!"

"Libra, prepare for a cosmic balancing act as the stars align in your favor, but remember: all of this has happened before and will happen again... in yoga class!"

"These Are the Virgo Vibes You've Been Looking For: Time to Cleanse Your Aura and Geek Out with the Stars!"

"Leos, Grab Your Sonic Sunglasses: A Timey-Wimey Cosmic Roar Awaits You in the TARDIS of the Zodiac!"

"Crabby Cancerians Conquer Cosmic Chaos: Galactic Good Vibes Guaranteed!"

"Brace Yourselves, Gemini! Cosmic Twins Invade Babylon 5: A Tale of Stellar Shenanigans and Intergalactic Doppelgängers!"

Great Scott, Taurus! Harness Your Inner Flux Capacitor: Time-Traveling Bulls to Channel Cosmic Energy for a Wild Ride Through the Astrological Space-Time Continuum!

"Brace Yourselves, Aries: The Universe is Set to Inflict Unrelenting Joy and Social Adventures, Despite Your Insignificance in the Cosmic Scheme of Things - How Utterly Depressing"

Spacewalkers Stephen Bowen and Sultan Alneyadi are pictured in their Extravehicular Mobility Units, or spacesuits, exiting the International Space Sta...

Popocatépetl, one of Mexico’s most active volcanoes, has been erupting since 2005.

"Galactic Giggles: Pisces Set to Swim in a Celestial Sea of Chuckles as Planetary Punchlines Align!"

"Galactic Giggles Ahead, Aquarius! Time to Channel Your Inner Alien as Planetary Party Ensues!"

"Capricorn Conundrum: When Saturnian Vibes Meet Picasso's Paintbrush – A Hilarious Journey into the Cosmic Goat's Artistic Aspirations!"

"Galactic Giggles: Sagittarian Centaurs Shoot for the Moon but Land in a Pudding Party!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Part Human, Part Zodiac Sign, All Hilarity – Get Ready to Embrace Your Inner RoboScorp!"

"Libra, Prepare to Balance the Scales of Love, Justice, and Hilarious Misunderstandings, Just Like Number Six's Wacky Adventures Aboard the Galactic Battlestar!"

"Virgo, Help Me Obi-Wan Kenobi, You're My Only Hope (For Tidying Up This Mess of a Month!)"

"Leo, I Am Your Star Sign: Embrace the Dark Side of the Cosmic Force This Month!"

"Crabby Cancers, Prepare for a Galactic Shift: May the Horoscope Be With You, Young Skywalkers!"

"Brace Yourselves, Gemini Twins: This Week, You're About to Embark on a Cosmic Roller Coaster of Hilarity, Surrounded by Quirky Aliens and Planetary Oddities!"

"EX-TER-MIN-ATE YOUR DOUBTS, TAURUS! COSMIC ALIGNMENT PROMISES A WHIRLWIND OF PEACE, LOVE AND DALEK-FREE POSITIVITY!"

"Aries, fiery ram you are, hmm? Much energy this week brings, yes, hrrrmmm. Beware of the dark side of Mars, you must!"

"Smegheads, Rejoice! The Moon's Hoppin' from Saggy to Cappy - Time for Serious Giggles in the Cosmos!"

"Get to the Chopp-oscope! Pisces' Stars Align for Out-of-this-World Laughs and Galactic Grooves!"

"Eve-a, Boot Up Your Plant Scanner! Aquarius Stars Forecast a Cosmic Compost Party in Orbit!"

"Capricorn, Phone Home: Intergalactic Vibes Bring Stellar Opportunities to Your Career and Social Life This Month!"

"Galactic Giggles: Sagittarius, Your Archer Aims for Laughs as Mercury High-Fives Uranus in a Stellar Stand-up Comedy Showdown!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Tremendous Cosmic Shifts Ahead, We're Gonna Win Bigly in the Stars, Folks!"

"Libra, prepare for a cosmic balancing act as wacky as a replicant on a unicycle: This month's forecast, brought to you by Roy Batty's Astrological Emporium - We're practically out of this world!"

"I'm Sorry, Virgo, I'm Afraid I Can't Predict That: A Galactic Guide to Embracing the Chaos of the Cosmos"

"Leo, I Am Your Star Sign: Feel the Purr of the Cosmic Kitten as You Navigate the Galactic Hairball!"

"Crabby Cancerians, Cling to Your Shells During this Cosmic Comedy as Planetary Punchlines Propel You into Plucky Plot Twists!"

"Twinsies in Space: Gemini's Galactic Gigglefest Unravels the Quantum Quirks of the Cosmos!"

"Breaking Moos: Taurus Unleashes Bullish Charm; Cow-abunga, It's About to Get Udderly Moolicious in the Stars!"

"Bounty of Laughter Awaits Aries: This is the Way to a Galactic Giggle-fest!"

"Venus Beams Out of Gemini and Into Cancer Faster Than Alien Facehuggers on a Spaceship Party!"

"Attention Pisces Earthlings! Klaatu Predicts Radical Cosmic Waves Sparking a Groovy Intergalactic Odyssey of Self-Discovery, Man!"

"Boldly Going Where No Aquarius Has Gone Before: A Star-(Crossed) Trek into the Uncharted Nebula of Love, Friendships, and Cosmic Shenanigans!"

"Capricorn, Engage Warp Speed to Success! A Cosmic Balance of Work and Play Awaits You in This Quadrant"

"Sagittarius, the Cosmic Archer, Aims for Laughter: Prepare to Hurtle Through a Wormhole of Wit and Hilarity!"

"Scorpio Forecast: 'I Know Kung Fu' - Time to Unleash Your Inner Neo and Bend Reality This Week!"

"Judge Dredd-icting: Libra Scales of Justice Face Cosmic Hilarity as Stars Align for Legal Laughs!"

"Virgo's Horoscope: Alien Abductions, Time Loops, and Wormhole Shenanigans - Just Another Day in the Life of a Virgo!"

"Leos, Charge Your Sonic Screwdrivers: A Timey-Wimey Cosmic Chaos Calls for a Courageous Roar in This Week's Astrological Forecast!"

"Cancer Crustaceans, Brace Yourselves: Klaatu's Galactic Guidance Promises a Claw-some Cosmic Concoction of Intergalactic Good Vibes and Stellar Science Shenanigans!"

"Hasta la Vista, Baby: Gemini's Cosmic Conundrum Unravels as the Stars Say 'I'll Be Back!'"

"Quantum Bull Shift: Taurus Discovers Wormholes of Possibilities While Moonwalking Through the Stargate of Love!"

"Aries, you'll be 'Predator-ing' your goals this week: Invisibility cloak on, thermal vision ready, and don't forget to camouflage in the urban jungle!"

"Moon Ditches Brooding Scorpio for Wild Sagittarius: Galactic Party to Follow!"

Curtis Flack (left) and Paul von Hardenberg inspect the ice formation on the spinner of an Advanced Air Mobility proprotor model tested in the Icing R...

"Pisces: So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish! Your Stars Predict an Out-of-This-World Week, Just Grab a Towel and Embrace the Infinite Improbability!"

"Alien Aquarians Assemble! Cosmic Comedy Commences as Planetary Pals Prank Your Path to Perplexing Pleasantries and Galactic Giggles!"

"Great Scott, Capricorn! Time to Blast into Your Future with a Hoverboard and Flux Capacitor-Driven Horoscope!"

"Help me, Obi-Wan Sagittariobi, you're my only hope: A galactic guide to conquering your destiny in a galaxy far, far away... or your daily commute."

"Scorpio Stings with Sass: Galactic Forecast Reveals a Cosmic Comedy Show for Scorpios Everywhere!"

"Libras Rejoice (or Don't, I'm Just a Depressed Robot): Cosmic Balance Brings Fleeting Harmony to Your Chaotic Existence, Until the Inevitable Entropic Collapse"

"Beep Boop Beep! Virgo's stars align in a cosmic conga line, time to embrace the inner nerd and boogie through life, astro-dweebs!"

"Aliens Called, Leo: They Want Their Confident Swagger Back - A Cosmic Journey into Your Star-fueled Ego Boost!"

"Shiny Stars Align, Cancer Crabs! Time to Get Your Cosmic Hugs On and Serenade the Moon with a Banjo!"

"Double the Trouble, Double the Fun: Gemini's Cosmic Twintuition Unlocks the X-Files of the Zodiac!"

"Galactic Bull Alert: Taurus Moonwalks into Stellar Shenanigans, Unleashing Sassy Vibes and Holistic Hugs!"

"Fiery Aries, Prepare for a Cosmic Ride as Mars Goes Retrograde: Timey-Wimey Shenanigans Await!"

Miloslav Stašek, Ambassador of the Czech Republic to the United States (left), Foreign Affairs Minister for the Czech Republic, Jan Lipavský (second f...

"Galactic Giggles Ahead: Pisces Set to Channel Inner Fish for a Splish-Splash of Cosmic Shenanigans!"

"Attention Aquarians: Galactic Giggles and Cosmic Chuckles Ahead – Embrace Your Inner Nerd as the Stars Align for Out-of-this-World Laughs!"

"Gandalf the Grey Predicts: Capricorn, One Does Not Simply Walk into Success - But You've Got the Goat Gumption to Climb!"

"Sagittarius, Boldly Trekking Through the Stars: A Cosmic Comedy of Galactic Gaffes and Stellar Snafus, All Wrapped Up in a Nebula of Nerdiness!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Grab Your Sunglasses as You're The One, Neo-style; Time to Dodge Retrograde Bullets and Unleash Your Inner Zodiac Warrior!"

"Libra, prepare to balance your cosmic scales as the Universe serves up a groovy plate of karmic quiche, sprinkled with stardust and a side of quantum giggles!"

"Virgo's Starry Trek to Celestial Order: Cosmic Cleanliness Prevails, the Garak Way!"

"Galactic Roar Alert! Leo Lions Prepare for a Cosmic Catnip Trip as Stars Align to Unleash Your Inner Space Hippie"

"Build that Shell, Cancer! A Stellar Wall of Planets Promises HUUUGE Emotional Security this Month – Believe Me, It's Gonna Be Tremendous!"

"Double Trouble: Gemini's Twin-tergalactic Shenanigans Forecasted to Reach Stellar Heights!"

"The Taurus Files: Unraveling the Moootastic Cosmic Conspiracies of the Bovine Beyond!"

"Ancient Aliens Called: Aries, Prepare for Cosmic Shenanigans and Interstellar Laughs in Your Future!"

"Flash Gordon's Groovy Guide: Moon Bids Adieu to Libra, Scorpio Preps for Celestial Swanky Shindig!"

This new image from NASA’s Hubble Space Telescope shows interacting galaxies known as AM 1214-255.

"Time to Pisces Out: Galactic Fishies Dazzle the Cosmos with Starry Synchronicity and Blade Runner Vibes!"

"Calling all Aquarius Aliens: Galactic Giggles and Timey-Wimey Tidings Await in This Astrological Adventure!"

"Capricorns, Brace Yourselves: Planetary Alignments Forecast an Uptick in Cosmic Goat Yoga Shenanigans!"

"Make Sagittarius Great Again: Unprecedented Galactic Gains in Love, Work, and Taco Consumption on the Horizon!"

"E.T. Predicts: Scorpio's Stars Align for Cosmic Rollercoaster Ride, Hold On to Your Reese's Pieces!"

"Libras, Brace for Celestial Balancing Act as Stars Align in Galactic Harmony - So Say We All!"

"Virgo's Vindictive Voyage: Unleashing the Fury of the Stars, One Organic Smoothie at a Time!"

"Attention all Leos: Time to Roar into Hyperdrive as the Cosmos Unleashes Your Inner Cylon - Just Don't Forget Your Love Beads and Protractor!"

"Whoa! Cancer, you're the Chosen Crab: Unplug from the Matrix and Ride the Galactic Waves of Cosmic Bliss!"

"Twins of Gemini, foresee I do: A cosmic dance with celestial conundrums, hmm! Double the fun, your planets shall have, yes!"

"Chill Like a Taurus: The Galactic Bull Enters the Space-Time Hug-zone, and It's Time to Hibernate with Netflix and Cosmic Snacks!"

"Aries, Engage Warp Speed: A Cosmic Comedy of Ram-ifications Awaits You!"

Two neutron stars begin to merge in this illustration, blasting a jet of high-speed particles and producing a cloud of debris.

"Alien from Alien Predicts: Pisces to Find Inner Peace, Finally Defeat Chestburster of Emotional Baggage!"

"Attention Aquarius Earthlings: Galactic Giggles and Cosmic Chuckles Incoming – Prepare for a Stellar Sideshow of Planetary Puns!"

"Capricorn: In space, no one can hear you bleat! Embrace your inner goat and conquer the cosmic mountains of life!"

"Sagittarius, grab your bow and arrow, it's time to slay the cosmic monsters of your destiny! Your forecast predicts adventure, love, and frozen aliens! Or was that a sci-fi movie marathon?"

"Scorpio Forecast: Sting Like a Bee, Float Like a TARDIS - Timey-Wimey Transformations Ahead!"

"Attention Libra Space Monkeys: Buckle up for a Cosmic Cha-Cha Through the Stars with Twists, Turns, and Dramatic Flips of Fortune!"

"Great Scott, Virgo! This week's cosmic forecast is denser than a DeLorean's flux capacitor! Prepare for celestial shenanigans, time-warping adventures, and a heavy dose of intergalactic giggles!"

"Roaring into the Cosmos, Leo! Narns Beware: Big Hair and Galactic Flair Dominate the Celestial Ball"

"Crabby Cancer Crew, Brace Yourselves! A Galactic Tsunami of Good Vibes is Heading Your Way Faster Than Starbuck's Viper!"

"Terminator 2: Judgment Daze – Gemini's Hasta-la-vista, Baby! to Boredom in this Explosively Cosmic Forecast!"

"Ground Control to Major Taurus: Channel Your Inner Cosmic Cow for an Udderly Fantastic Celestial Hoedown!"

"Aries, Rejoice! Your Battlestar to Galactic Dominance is Fueled by the Fiery Ram – Just Don't Forget Your Space-Pajamas!"

"Pisces, I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Drift Aimlessly: Planetary Alignments to Awaken Your Inner Fish and Navigate the Cosmic Ocean"

"Get Ready, Aquarius! Timey-Wimey Cosmic Shenanigans Ahead: Spoilers!"

"Capricorn, Engage Warp Drive: Cosmic Alignments Predict a Week of Galactic Achievements and Intergalactic Shenanigans!"

"Sagittarius, Fire Up Your Telekinetic Engines: The Cosmos Predicts a Wild Psychic Ride Through the Astral Plane!"

"Scorpio, prepare to sting with laughter as Mercury moonwalks into your sign, making communication quirkier than a UFO hoedown!"

Libra's Lopsided Love Life: Picasso's Guide to Balancing Those Abstract Heartstrings!

"Virgo Vengeance: Cosmic Clean-Up Crew Cracks Down on Planetary Perpetrators!"

"Attention Leos, Galactic Forecast Ahead: Prepare for a Raucous Roar of Love, Laughter, and Cylon-Level Confidence!"

"Crabby Cancers, prepare for celestial shenanigans! The stars align like a cosmic conga line, so groove your way to interstellar happiness, man!"

"Double Trouble Alert: Gemini's Cosmic Tango Between Giggles and Genius Unleashes an Intergalactic Extravaganza!"

"Taurus, Brace Your Hooves! Cosmic Bull Market Ahead: Expect Galactic Good Vibes and Intergalactic Cow-tipping Shenanigans!" 🐮✨

"Open the Pod Bay Doors, Aries: Your Stars Align for a Hilarious Interstellar Trip Through the Cosmic Comedy Club"

"Robo-MoonCop to the Rescue: Lunar Transition from Virgo to Libra Brings Balance with a Side of Cosmic Snark!"

"Hasta La Vista, Pisces! Time to Dive into the Cosmic Aquarium and Terminate Self-Doubt!"

"Beam Me Up, Aquarius! Extraterrestrial Vibes and Telepathic High-Fives in This Week's Galactic Forecast!"

"Capricorns, Prepare to Serenade the Stars: This Month's Forecast Brings Love and Cosmic Shenanigans to Our Trusty Space Steeds!"

"Brace Yourselves, Sagittarius: Bob Ross Paints Your Celestial Sky with Happy Little Misadventures This Month!"

"Scorpio Season: Intergalactic Intensity and Cosmic Cuddles Await You, Space Sirens!"

"Libra, Tremendous Balance Incoming! The Best Scales Ever, Believe Me, Nobody Does Astrology Better Than Me!"

"Virgo, the Truth is Out There: Aliens Confirm You're Still the Most Organized Sign in the Cosmos!"

"Leos Unleash Their Inner Roar: Intergalactic Catnip Shortage Anticipated!"

"Crabby Cancerians Rejoice: Stellar Starfish Align, Time to Shell-abrate with Quantum Quirks & Galactic Giggles!"

"Attention Geminis: Prepare for Double Trouble as Your Twins Try to Outwit Wormholes in This Month's Astrological Rollercoaster!"

"Taurus, Prepare to Boldly Graze Where No Bull Has Grazed Before: Cosmic Pastures Awaits in This Week's Galactic Forecast!"

"Aries, prepare for cosmic shenanigans as Mars high-fives Uranus: This week's astrological forecast will have you feeling like a rebellious space cowboy!"

"Pisces in a Splash Gordon Adventure: Swimming Through the Cosmic Waves with Intergalactic Fins!"

"Brace Yourselves, Aquarians: Cosmic Shenanigans and Intergalactic Flirtation Incoming, as Uranus Gives You a Galactic Wink!"

"Capricorns, Grab Your Goggles! Galactic Goats Gear Up for a Cosmic Rollercoaster of Planetary Puzzles and Stargazing Shenanigans!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Launch: Your Archer Aims for Galactic Grooviness as Retrograde Realness Reverses Its Course!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Intergalactic Wormhole of Passion Engulfs the Universe, or Just Your Love Life? Stay Tuned!"

"Libra, May the Scales Be With You: Balancing Love, Justice, and Droid Sidekicks in This Galactic Astrological Forecast!"

"Virgo's Planetary Party: Even the Stars Align for a Galactic Game of Dungeons & Dragons – Bring Your Own Healing Crystals!"

"Leos Unleash Their Inner Fur-ions: The Chronicles of Roar-iddick!"

"Great Scott, Cancer! Flux Capacitor of Fortune Activates: Time-traveling Crabs Encounter Cosmic Grooviness in the Space-Time Continuum!"

"Galactic Giggles: Gemini's Hilarious Horoscope Hijinks - A Cosmic Comedy Courtesy of The Alien Astrologer!"

"Buckle Up, Aries: Mars in Retrograde Brings Wormholes, Tofu Cravings, and Quantum Shenanigans!"

"From Leo's Roaring Laughter to Virgo's Tidy Tendencies: The Moon's Celestial Journey of Self-Discovery with a Dash of Nerdy Wit!"

A menagerie of interesting astronomical finds are visible in this image from the NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope.

"Pisces, Prepare to Dive into the Spooky Abyss: Aliens, Ghosts, and the Mystical Power of the Moon Await!"

"Galactic Grooviness Alert: Aquarius, Prepare for a Cosmic Dance with the Stars, Featuring Quirky Vibes and Intergalactic High-Fives!"

"Capricorn, it's time to buckle up your moon boots and grab your telescopic mop: Cosmic chaos is headed your way, and even the stars are saying 'smeg, what a mess!'"

"Sagittarius, Gort Says Chill: Galactic Vibes Forecast a Groovy Journey through the Cosmos of Love and Tacos!"

"Flash Gordon meets Libra Balance-mania: Zany Scales of Justice Prepare to Zap Your Love Life and Rocket Your Inner Peace to Space!"

"Leos, brace yourselves for an out-of-this-world week as the stars align in your favor; even E.T. would phone home to tell his mom about these cosmic shenanigans!"

"Crabby Cancerians Command Cosmic Craziness: Klingons, Cylons, and Starfleet Beware! It's Shell-tastic Shenanigans This Week!"

"Double Trouble: Gemini's Interstellar Guide to Juggling Planetary Shenanigans & Embracing Their Inner Space-Hippie Chic!"

"Robo-Bovine Revolution: Taurus Transcends Tech with Earthy Vibes and Galactic Giggles!"