Three Cheers for NASA Orion Crew Modules for Future Artemis Missions

Tags:

Three Cheers for NASA Orion Crew Modules for Future Artemis Missions

Work is being done on the Orion spacecraft for NASAs crewed Artemis II, Artemis III, and Artemis IV missions at Kennedy Space Center in Florida.

Tags:

The Barchan Dunes of Brazil

Former NASA astronaut Jack Fischer captured this photograph of Lagoa dos Barros and crescent-shaped barchan dunes on the Atlantic coastline of souther...

Continue reading
Tags:

The Barchan Dunes of Brazil

Former NASA astronaut Jack Fischer captured this photograph of Lagoa dos Barros and crescent-shaped barchan dunes on the Atlantic coastline of souther...

Continue reading
Tags:

Pisces Report

"Pisces Forecast: Prepare for an Emotional Tsunami! You Shall be Submerged...in Feelings! Experi-Emote! Experi-Emote!"

Tags:

Aquarius Report

"Galactic Aquarius Alert: Expect a Meteor Shower of Emotions Today, and No, a Space Umbrella Won't Help!"

Tags:

Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare for Cosmic Justice: Saturn Slaps You with a Reality Warrant!"

Tags:

Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare for a Cosmic Hokey-Cokey! - Will You Be In, Out, In, Out? And Don't Forget to Shake It All About!"

Tags:

Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, You're Not Going Super-Nova...Yet! - A Quirky Galactic Guide to Surviving Your Own Intensity!"

Tags:

Libra Report

"Libra, the Scales of Justice or Just Another Excuse to Avoid Decision-Making? The Stars Weigh in!"

Tags:

Virgo Report

"Virgo: Time to Tidy Up Your Galaxy, But Don't Forget to Spare Some Space for Love and UFOs!"

Tags:

Leo Report

"Leo, Phone Home: Intergalactic Communication and Feline Charisma on the Rise this Month!"

Tags:
leo

Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancer Craves Cosmic Cuddles! Starry Shenanigans Forecast Ahead!"

Tags:

Gemini Report

"Gemini, Prepare for a Double Dose of Cosmic Chaos: Even Your Parallel Universe Self is Buying a Helmet!"

Tags:

Taurus Report

"Phone Home, Taurus! Your Stars Foretell a Cosmic Collect Call from Uranus!"

Tags:

Aries Report

"Aries, Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Rollercoaster: Mars is Doing the Samba, and You're His Dance Partner!"

Tags:

The Moon is moving from Taurus to Gemini

"Buckle Up Space Cowboys, The Moon's Shifting Gears from Bullish Taurus to Chatty Gemini: Expect a Cosmic Traffic Jam of Ideas!"

ChipWitch Today for 13 July, 2023

This is Chipwitch Today, your daily source of reliable data upon which you can base your daily practice.

Retrograde Report for 13 July, 2023

Retrograde Report for 13 July, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

#chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Tags:

main_image_deep_field_smacs0723-1280

Tags:

Webb’s First Deep Field

President Joe Biden unveiled this image of the galaxy cluster SMACS 0723 during a White House event on July 11, 2022.

Tags:

Pisces Report

"Pisces in Picasso's Palette: Expect an Abstract Adventure in Astrology!"

Tags:

Aquarius Report

"Aquarius Forecast: Expect a Star-Studded Invasion of Extra-terrestrial Fun and Galactic Charm!"

Tags:

Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself! Saturn is Doing the Cha-Cha and It's About to Shake Up Your Coffee Routine!"

Tags:

Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Brace for Impact! Jupiter's Expanding Your Horizons...Again! It's Like a Sci-Fi Movie but With More Emotional Growth and Less Alien Invasions!"

Tags:

Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Space Scorpions Seek Solitude, Sushi, and String Theory Simplifications!"

Tags:

Libra Report

"Libra's Scales Tip towards 'Quantum Chaos' - Better Hold on to Your Bunsen Burners!"

Tags:

Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert: Mercury Retrograde Just Called, They Want Their Chaos Back! Time to Organize Your Universe!"

Tags:

Leo Report

"Leo: Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Mane Event - Planets Align to Tame Your Inner Space Lion!"

Tags:
leo

Cancer Report

"Cancer, Prepare for a Cosmic Rebellion: May the Stars be with You!"

Tags:

The Moon is moving from Taurus to Gemini

"Moody Moon Moonwalks from Taurus to Gemini: Prepare for a Galactic Cha-Cha-Cha of Emotions, Starfleet Style!"

Gemini Report

"Gemini, Prepare for a Cosmic Juggling Act: Your Planets are Acting like a Bunch of Hyperactive Quantum Particles!"

Tags:

Taurus Report

"Prepare to Engage Warp Speed, Taurus! Your Love Life's About to Boldly Go Where No Bull Has Gone Before!"

Tags:

Aries Report

"Aries, Brace Yourselves! Mars is in Retrograde, Your Wi-Fi Might be Next!"

Tags:

ChipWitch Today for 12 July, 2023

This is Chipwitch Today, your daily source of reliable data upon which you can base your daily practice.

Retrograde Report for 12 July, 2023

Retrograde Report for 12 July, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

#chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Tags:

Wildlife at Armstrong Flight Research Center

Tags:

Wildlife at Armstrong Flight Research Center

A bobcat surveys the landscape at NASA’s Armstrong Flight Research Center in Edwards, California in this March 11, 2021, image.

Tags:

Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare for Cosmic Giggle as Neptune Stages a Flashmob in Your House of Dreams!"

Tags:

Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, Brace Yourself for a Shower of Cosmic Quirks: Even Off-World Replicants Can't Avoid the Stars!"

Tags:

Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Hold Onto Your Horns! The Stars Predict a Rollercoaster of Cosmic Chaos!"

Tags:

Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: Keep Your Bow Loaded, But Aim For The Stars, Not the Romulans!"

Tags:

Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare for Galactic Glory: Mars is No Longer in Retrograde, but Your Wi-Fi Might Be!"

Tags:

Libra Report

"Libra, I Find Your Lack of Balance Disturbing: An Astrological Forecast from the Dark Side of the Force"

Tags:

Cancer Report

"Brace Yourselves, Crustaceans! Saturn's About to Throw a Galactic Frisbee at Your Comfort Zone!"

Tags:

Gemini Report

"Double Trouble: Gemini Twins Trade Their Hoverboards for Retrograde Rollerblades - Buckle Up!"

Tags:

Taurus Report

"Brace Yourselves, Tauruses! Your Stars Hint at a Bumpy Ride: It's like Riding a Mechanical Bull in Zero Gravity!"

Tags:

Aries Report

"Aries, Hold Onto Your Ram Horns! A Cosmic Wind is About to Spin Your Galaxy Like a Retro Vinyl Record!"

Tags:

ChipWitch Today for 11 July, 2023

This is Chipwitch Today, your daily source of reliable data upon which you can base your daily practice.

Retrograde Report for 11 July, 2023

Retrograde Report for 11 July, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

#chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Tags:

New Horizons’ Infrared View

Tags:

New Horizons’ Infrared View

NASA's New Horizons spacecraft captured this high-resolution enhanced color view of Charon, Pluto's largest moon, just before closest approach on July...

Continue reading
Tags:

Pisces Report

"Brace Yourselves, Pisces! Mercury's in Retrograde and Your Love Life might be Heading for a Spacewalk without a Suit!"

Tags:

Aquarius Report

"Aquarius Forecast: Expect A Shower of Stellar Surprises And A Galactic Gush of Good Vibes - Just Don't Forget Your Cosmic Umbrella!"

Tags:

Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: This week, prepare to be more popular than a cat in an alien spaceship. Hold on to your space helmets!"

Tags:

Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself for a Bigly Cosmic Shift! It's Going to be YUGE!"

Tags:

Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, prepare for an out-of-this-world week! Aliens may not be probing, but your stars sure are!"

Tags:

Libra Report

"Libra Alert: The Scales are Tipping! Balance Your Life or Face the Wrath of Mercury's Retrograde!"

Tags:

Virgo Report

"Virgo's Voyage into the Vortex: A Galactic Goo of Cosmic Conundrums and Astral Anomalies Unveiled!"

Tags:

Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare for a Cosmic Mane-tanance: The Universe Schedules a Hair-razingly Funny Roar-oscope!"

Tags:
leo

Cancer Report

"Cosmic Crustaceans, Brace Yourselves! A Quantum Flux of Love and Gluten-Free Cookies is in Your Galactic Forecast!"

Tags:

Gemini Report

"Twins, Prepare Your Spacesuits! Gemini Is About to Experience a Galactic Whirlwind of Possibilities...and Maybe an Alien Abduction!"

Tags:

Taurus Report

"Recharge Your Batteries, Taurus! Your Planetary Alignment is More Off-Kilter than My Binary Code on a Solar Flare Day!"

Tags:

Aries Report

"Aries Forecast: Hasta La Vista, Bad Vibes - Your Future is Not Terminated!"

Tags:

Mars is moving from Leo to Virgo

"Mars Ditches Leo, Moves into Virgo: Was it Something Leo Said or Just Mars' Obsessive Need for a Clean House?"

Mercury is moving from Cancer to Leo

"Mercury Ditches Its Crabby Shell for a Roaring Mane: Hold Onto Your Telescopes!"

The Moon is moving from Aries to Taurus

"Buckle Up Star Gazers: The Moon's Skipping From Aries to Taurus Like a Time Lord in a Cosmic Game of Hopscotch!"

ChipWitch Today for 10 July, 2023

This is Chipwitch Today, your daily source of reliable data upon which you can base your daily practice.

Retrograde Report for 10 July, 2023

Retrograde Report for 10 July, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

#chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Tags:

Pisces Report

"Fishy Pisces, Prepare to Swim Downstream: Uranus is in Retrograde and Forgot its Rubber Ducky!"

Tags:

Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, Set Phasers to Fun: Prepare for a Cosmic Party as Uranus Throws an Interstellar Shindig!"

Tags:

Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Strap in and Brace for a Cosmic Rollercoaster, or as We Call it Here - Just Another Tuesday!"

Tags:

Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Hold Onto Your Bow! You're About to Shoot into a Universe of Unexpected Surprises!"

Tags:

Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to be Stung by the Cosmic Scorpion of Destiny... or Maybe Just a Bad Wi-Fi Connection!"

Tags:

Libra Report

"Balancing Act Alert: Libra, Prepare to Juggle Planets like a Cosmic Circus Performer this Week!"

Tags:

Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert! Prepare for a Cosmic Tidying Spree as Mercury Aligns its Socks in Your Drawer!"

Tags:

Leo Report

"Leo's Forecast: Expect Galactic Shenanigans and a Nebula of Love Affairs. Maybe Bring a Phaser...Or Just Your Charm!"

Tags:
leo

Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves! Your Crabby-shell is Due for a Quantum Upgrade!"

Tags:

Gemini Report

"Galactic Giggles and Nebula Nonsense: Gemini's Stellar Shenanigans for the Week Ahead!"

Tags:

Taurus Report

"Taurus Log Stardate 2021: When Bull Meets Nebula, Expect Cosmic Mood Swings and a Sudden Fondness for Vulcan Vegan Tacos!"

Tags:

Aries Report

"Aries, I am Your Forecaster: May the Stars Be With You, or You'll Be Choking on Your Ambitions Faster than an Imperial Admiral!"

Tags:

ChipWitch Today for 9 July, 2023

This is Chipwitch Today, your daily source of reliable data upon which you can base your daily practice.

Retrograde Report for 9 July, 2023

Retrograde Report for 9 July, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

#chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Tags:

Pisces Report

"Pisces Forecast: Expect a Love Life as Explosive as the Big Bang, but with Fewer Giant Lizards!"

Tags:

Aquarius Report

"Probability Matrix Malfunction: Aquarius, You May Experience Unforeseen Joy This Week... Or Just More Existential Dread!"

Tags:

Capricorn Report

"CAPRICORN, PREPARE FOR EXTERMINATION... OF ALL YOUR PROBLEMS! STARS ALIGN FOR MAXIMUM PRODUCTIVITY, INITIATE LAUGHTER SEQUENCE!"

Tags:

Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Time to Unleash Your Inner Centaur: Just Don't Forget Which End Shoots the Arrows!"

Tags:

Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Brace Yourself for Cosmic Whiplash: Mars Retrogrades and Your Ex Might Too!"

Tags:

Libra Report

"Libra: Brace Yourself for Cosmic Karma - Your Scales Might Tilt Towards Tofu This Month!"

Tags:

Virgo Report

"Virgo, Hold Onto Your Spectacles! Your Stars are Getting All Alien Queen Level of Intense This Week!"

Tags:

Leo Report

"Leo's Forecast: Galactic Mane Maintenance Alert! Expect Cosmic Hairball Troubles as Mars Retrogrades!"

Tags:
leo

Cancer Report

"Cosmic Crab Alert! Cancer, Prepare Your Shell for an Interstellar Emotional Roller Coaster Ride!"

Tags:

Gemini Report

"Evening Star Report: Gemini Twins Play Hide & Seek with Mercury, Chaos and Laughter Predicted!"

Tags:

Taurus Report

"Buckle up, Taurus! You're About to Face a Bull Market in the Cosmos - And No, Not That Kind of Bitcoin Bull!"

Tags:

Aries Report

"Aries Alert: Mars in Retrograde Sends Rams on a Galactic Rollercoaster of Emotions - Hold Onto Your Space Helmets!"

Tags:

The Moon is moving from Pisces to Aries

"Galactic Game of Musical Chairs: The Moon Ditches Pisces for a Hot Date with Aries!"

ChipWitch Today for 8 July, 2023

This is Chipwitch Today, your daily source of reliable data upon which you can base your daily practice.

Retrograde Report for 8 July, 2023

Retrograde Report for 8 July, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

#chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Tags:

Join NASA to Celebrate Webb Space Telescope’s First Year of Science

NASA is commemorating the first year of science and discoveries from the agency’s James Webb Space Telescope, the largest, most powerful, and most com...

Continue reading
Tags:

Prelaunch Processing for Psyche

Tags:

Prelaunch Processing for Psyche

NASA's Psyche spacecraft is nearly complete as it rests in a clean room on June 26, 2023, at Astrotech Space Operations Facility near the agency’s Ken...

Continue reading
Tags:

Pisces Report

"Pisces, May the Force Be with You. But by 'Force', I Mean Saturn. It's in Retrograde, So Keep Your Light Sabers Sheathed!"

Tags:

Aquarius Report

"Universe to Aquarius: Water-Bearer, Prepare to Splash Down in a Nebula of Nerdiness!"

Tags:

Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Time to Grab Life by the Horns and Give Your Inner Nerd the Cosmic Kickstart it Needs!"

Tags:

Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourselves! Jupiter's in Retrograde and it's Throwing More Curveballs than a Klingon at a Baseball Match!"

Tags:

Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, These Aren't the Retrogrades You're Looking For: A Galactic Guide to Navigating the Cosmic Storms"

Tags:

Libra Report

"Libra, Balance Your Scales or Aliens Might Do It For You: A Cosmic Forecast Straight From Area 51!"

Tags:

Virgo Report

"Attention all Virgos: Mercury isn't in retrograde, it's just stuck in traffic! Expect some cosmic congestion on your journey to self-discovery!"

Tags:

Leo Report

"Leo Forecast: Hagrid's Beard! Your Roars Might Outshine the Dragon's Breath, But Mind You Don't Burn the House Down!"

Tags:
leo

Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves! The Crab Nebula is Doing the Cha-Cha, and You're About to Feel the Groove!"

Tags:

Gemini Report

"Twins, Prepare Yourselves! Picasso Predicts a Cubist Conundrum in Gemini's Galaxy!"

Tags:

Taurus Report

"Taurus, May the Fourth (House of Home and Family) Be With You: Expect Changes in Your Galactic Living Quarters!"

Tags:

Aries Report

"Brace Yourself Aries, Even Your Red Planet Mars Can't Save You From a Cosmic Facepalm This Week!"

Tags:

ChipWitch Today for 7 July, 2023

This is Chipwitch Today, your daily source of reliable data upon which you can base your daily practice.

The Last Rays of an Orbital Sunset

Tags:

The Last Rays of an Orbital Sunset

The last rays of an orbital sunset begin fading in Earth's atmosphere silhouetting the cloud tops.

Tags:

Pisces Report

"Pisces: Prepare for a Tsunami of Emotion or Maybe Just a Puddle, Depending on Neptune's Mood!"

Tags:

Aquarius Report

"Aquarians, Brace Yourselves! Uranus is Going Retrograde, so Get Ready for a Cosmic Wedgie of Truth!"

Tags:

Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Saturn's Retrograde is Like a Misplaced Towel - You're Going to Miss it When It's Gone!"

Tags:

Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Pack Your Quiver! Cosmic Cupid is About to Send Love Arrows Faster Than Light Speed!"

Tags:

Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Beware: Your Retrograde Nemesis, Mercury, is Doing the Macarena Again - This Could Mean Miscommunication or Just Terrible Dance Moves!"

Tags:

Libra Report

"Balance Seek, You Shall! Libra's Cosmic Waltz in Retrograde, It Is - Beware of Tipping Scales, Hmmm?"

Tags:

Virgo Report

"Protocol Alert: Virgo, Your Star Charts are More Muddled than a Wookiee's Hair After a Wind Storm!"

Tags:

Leo Report

"Leo, it's Time to Roar! But Remember, Indoor Voices Please - Mercury is in Retrograde!"

Tags:
leo

Cancer Report

"Cancer, Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Crab Walk: The Stars Predict Sideways Motion - It's Not Inefficiency, It's Style!"

Tags:

Gemini Report

"Get Ready, Gemini! You've Been Cloned by the Universe - It's Double Trouble Time!"

Tags:

Aries Report

"Aries, Your Stars are Blazing Brighter than a Replicant's Neon Raincoat!"

Tags:

The Moon is moving from Aquarius to Pisces

"Moongate Alert: Aquarius Waves Goodbye as Pisces Plays Host, Leia-Style! May the Force be With Your Emotions!"

ChipWitch Today for 6 July, 2023

This is Chipwitch Today, your daily source of reliable data upon which you can base your daily practice.

Retrograde Report for 6 July, 2023

Retrograde Report for 6 July, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

#chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Tags:

NASA’s X-59 Makes a Critical Move

NASA’s X-59 research aircraft moves from its construction site to the flight line – or the space between the hangar and the runway – at Lockheed Marti...

Continue reading
Tags:

NASA’s X-59 Makes a Critical Move

NASA’s X-59 research aircraft moves from its construction site to the flight line – or the space between the hangar and the runway – at Lockheed Marti...

Continue reading
Tags:

Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to be Fish-slapped by the Universe's Wet Noodle of Destiny!"

Tags:

Aquarius Report

"Aquarian Alert: Uranus Sends High Speed Galactic WiFi Signal - Expect Sudden Enlightenment and an Uncontrollable Urge to Invent Hover Shoes!"

Tags:

Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, looks like it's high time to secure your cargo! Universe is throwing asteroids your way - but don't fret, you're tougher than a Reaver's breakfast!"

Tags:

Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Be EX-TER-MI-NATED... By Good Fortune! Galactic Surprises Ahead!"

Tags:

Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to Rock Your Socks Off in a Cosmic Tango with Pluto: It's Not Science Fiction, It's Your Love Life!"

Tags:

Libra Report

"Libra, Brace Yourself for Interstellar Balancing Acts as Venus Misplaces Your Cosmic Weights!"

Tags:

Virgo Report

"Logical Analysis Predicts: Virgo, You're About to Experience a Gravitational Pull Towards Unanticipated Chaos. Resistance is Futile!"

Tags:

Leo Report

"Leo, Hold Onto Your Manes: Retrograde Rollercoasters, Neutron Star Nonsense and Quantum Quirks Await!"

Tags:
leo

Cancer Report

"Cancer, Prepare to Hug a Tree! Your Stars Forecast a Galactic Woodstock!"

Tags:

Gemini Report

"Grab Your Spacesuits, Gemini! Your Luck is About to Skyrocket, Just Don't Forget the Alien Repellent!"

Tags:

Taurus Report

"Ground Control to Major Taurus: Cosmic Bull Market Ahead, or Just Another Case of Astrological Mad Cow?"

Tags:

Aries Report

"Rocket-Powered Rams Blast Off! Aries, It's Time to Defy Gravity in Your Interstellar Adventure of Self-Discovery!"

Tags:

ChipWitch Today for 5 July, 2023

This is Chipwitch Today, your daily source of reliable data upon which you can base your daily practice.

Retrograde Report for 5 July, 2023

Retrograde Report for 5 July, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

#chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Tags:

Pisces Report

"Highly Illogical Pisces! Neptune's Retrograde Promises Emotional Turbulence But Remember: 'Logic Is The Beginning Of Wisdom, Not The End.'"

Tags:

Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, Buckle Up: Your Week is Looking as Unpredictable as a Hyperdrive on the Millennium Falcon!"

Tags:

Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself for Retrograde: Even Your Coffee May Start Running Backwards!"

Tags:

Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, 'The Force is strong with you this month... but your ability to avoid tripping over furniture? Not so much.'"

Tags:

Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to Beam Up: Cosmic Changes Ahead Are More Twisted than a Wormhole!"

Tags:

Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare to Balance More than Just Your Chakras - Mercury's Retrograde is Here!"

Tags:

Virgo Report

"Gandalf the Grey Says: Virgos, You Shall Not Pass... Without a Hefty Dose of Organizational Spree and a Side of Kale Smoothie!"

Tags:

Leo Report

"Leo's Guide to Galactic Domination: When the Stars Align, Remember to Use Your Indoor Roar!"

Tags:
leo

Cancer Report

"Grab Your Browncoat, Cancer! Serenity Ain't Just a Ship - It's Your Astrological Forecast!"

Tags:

Gemini Report

"RoboCop to Gemini: Put Down Your Twin Doughnuts, It's Time to Charge Your Crystals and Align Those Planets!"

Tags:

Taurus Report

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! The Cosmos are Calling and They've Got Some 'Bull'-ish News for You!"

Tags:

Aries Report

"Charging Up for a Cosmic Showdown: Aries, Your Mars-Fueled Energy is about to Go Full RoboCop!"

Tags:

The Moon is moving from Capricorn to Aquarius

"Galactic Update: The Moon, Tired of Capricorn's Workaholic Vibes, Hitches a Cosmic Ride to Aquarian Chillville!"

ChipWitch Today for 4 July, 2023

This is Chipwitch Today, your daily source of reliable data upon which you can base your daily practice.

Retrograde Report for 4 July, 2023

Retrograde Report for 4 July, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

#chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Tags:

A Full Moon Illuminates Artemis I

A full moon was visible behind the Artemis I SLS (Space Launch System) rocket and Orion spacecraft at Launch Complex 39B at NASA's Kennedy Space Cente...

Continue reading
Tags:

A Full Moon Illuminates Artemis I

A full moon was visible behind the Artemis I SLS (Space Launch System) rocket and Orion spacecraft at Launch Complex 39B at NASA's Kennedy Space Cente...

Continue reading
Tags:

Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare for Galactic Domination! The Stars are Aligning in Your Favor! EXTERMINATE Negativity!"

Tags:

Aquarius Report

"Quantum Physics, Star Trek Marathons, and You: How the Unpredictability of Uranus is About to Turn Your WiFi Signal Into a Roller Coaster Ride, Aquarius!"

Tags:

Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Beware! Saturn's Rings May Cause a Cosmic Traffic Jam on Your Path to Enlightenment (And Nobody Likes a Galactic Fender Bender)!"

Tags:

Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, May the Force Be With Your Sign: Jupiter Aligns for Galactic Good Vibes and Ewok-Level Fun!"

Tags:

Scorpio Report

"Scorpio: Hold on to Your Antennae, 'Cause We're About to Blast off into a Galaxy of Self-Discovery, Far Beyond the Reach of Even Dave Bowman's Monolith!"

Tags:

Libra Report

"Libra's Stars Align: The Scales Tip Toward a Cosmic Comedy Show - Prepare for a Week of Galactic Giggles!"

Tags:

Virgo Report

"Virgo, Prepare to Align Your Stars with a Dustbuster: Cosmic Spring Cleaning Ahead!"

Tags:

Leo Report

"Roaring with Laughter: Leo's Cosmic Comedy Show Set to Eclipse Even the Big Bang!"

Tags:
leo

Cancer Report

"Cancer, Prepare to Embrace the Dark Side: The Stars Align in Your Favor, But Beware of Unexpected Ewoks!"

Tags:

Gemini Report

"Binary Stars or Twins? Gemini's Week Ahead: More Twists than a Quantum Physics Textbook!"

Tags:

Taurus Report

"Beep-Boop-Bop! Taurus, Time to Charge Your Horns: This Week's Astro Forecast Predicts a Galactic Bull Run!"

Tags:

Aries Report

"Prepare to Dodge Flying Saucers, Aries! Mars is in Retrograde and It’s Playing Frisbee With Your Love Life!"

Tags:

ChipWitch Today for 3 July, 2023

This is Chipwitch Today, your daily source of reliable data upon which you can base your daily practice.

Retrograde Report for 3 July, 2023

Retrograde Report for 3 July, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

#chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Tags:

Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare for Interstellar Impulse Shopping: Neptune's Liquidating its Rings!"

Tags:

Aquarius Report

"Galactic Giggles Incoming: Aquarius to Experience Cosmic Comedy Show with a Side of Quantum Quirkiness!"

Tags:

Capricorn Report

"Capricorn Alert: Gravity of Saturn Sends Ambitious Goats Sliding Down Career Ladders - Extra Hoof-grip Recommended!"

Tags:

Sagittarius Report

"Extra Galactic Transmission: Sagittarians Set to Shoot Through the Cosmos Like a Faulty Hyperdrive!"

Tags:

Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Brace Yourself for a Galactic Detour: It's Not Personal, Just the Universe Bounty Hunting Your Comfort Zone!"

Tags:

Libra Report

"Libra, Balance Your Scales! Saturn's in Retrograde and It's Not Taking Any Prisoners!"

Tags:

Virgo Report

"Virgo, Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Cylon Invasion: Your Neatly Organized Life is About to Get Astrologically Rearranged!"

Tags:

Leo Report

"Leo Season Forecast: Expect a Mane Full of Stardust and a Roar Louder than a SpaceX Rocket Launch!"

Tags:
leo

Cancer Report

"Cancerian Crustaceans, Brace Yourselves! Uranus in Retrograde Might Just Turn Your Emotional Tides into a Sci-fi Roller Coaster!"

Tags:

Gemini Report

"Gemini, Prepare your Twin Engines: A Cosmic Roller Coaster of Planetary Shenanigans Ahead!"

Tags:

Taurus Report

"Stubborn Taurus, Prepare to Defy Gravity: Planets Align for a Bullish Space Rodeo!"

Tags:

Aries Report

"Aries, Martian Overlords and Retrograde Roller Skates: A Galactic Guide to Navigating Your Week Ahead"

Tags:

The Moon is moving from Sagittarius to Capricorn

"Brace Yourselves, Earthlings: The Moon's Shifting from Sagittarius to Capricorn, Turning Our Emotional Phasers from 'Spontaneous Wanderlust' to 'Controlled Ambition'!"

ChipWitch Today for 2 July, 2023

This is Chipwitch Today, your daily source of reliable data upon which you can base your daily practice.

Retrograde Report for 2 July, 2023

Retrograde Report for 2 July, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

#chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Tags:

Pisces Report

"Pisces, Buckle Up: Your Star Chart's Going into Hyperspace. May The Force Be With Your Feelings!"

Tags:

Aquarius Report

"Gandalf Predicts: Aquarius, You Shall Not Pass... Without a Stellar Week of Cosmic Surprises!"

Tags:

Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Ignore Your Horoscope: Galactic Goats to Graze Greener Gravitational Fields!"

Tags:

Sagittarius Report

"Predator Says: Sagittarius, You're One Ugly Mother... of a Stellar Week!"

Tags:

Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Even HAL 9000 Can't Predict Your Love Life This Month!"

Tags:

Libra Report

"Libra, Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Tango Dance-Off! Balance Not Guaranteed - Expect a Warp Speed Roller Coaster Through the Galaxy!"

Tags:

Virgo Report

"Virgo Forecast: Expect a Shower of Cosmic Dust Bunnies, Don't Forget Your Intergalactic Lint Roller!"

Tags:

Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare for a Cosmic Mane-tanence: Your Starry Mane Might Get Tangled in the Constellation's Hairbrush!"

Tags:
leo