"Intergalactic Alert! Scorpios, prepare to boldly sting where no one has stung before - Mercury is in retrograde!"
"Intergalactic Alert! Scorpios, prepare to boldly sting where no one has stung before - Mercury is in retrograde!"
"Libra, Brace Yourself: Venus is Retrograde and Your Scales are About to Get Tilted... But Don't Worry, It's Just the Universe’s Way of Reminding You Balance Includes Chaos!"
"Leo, Time to Roar! Galactic Alignment Gives You Permission to Rewrite the Laws of Physics - Just Don't Tear Any Wormholes!"
"Galaxy Alert! Gemini, Prepare for Cosmic Whiplash as Mercury Retrogrades through your Social Networking House!"
"RAMbunctious Aries! Mars is Line Dancing in Your House this Week - Time to Charge Ahead or Just Play Peek-A-Boo with Gravity?"
"Brace Yourself, Aquarius! Uranus is in Retrograde and It's Not Just Your WiFi That's Going to Be Unstable!"
"Capricorn, Prepare for Intergalactic Shenanigans: Saturn's Rings Doing the Hula Hoop May Impact Your Love Life!"
"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself: Your Lucky Planet Jupiter Just Rolled a Natural 20 on Its Cosmic D20!"
"Great Stars! Libra, Prepare for Cosmic Balance Shifts That'll Make Even a Flux Capacitor Go Haywire!"
"Virgo Alert! Mercury's Retrograde is Doing the Cha-Cha Slide in Your House of Communication - Hold on to Your Laser Pointers!"
"Brace Yourselves, Taureans! Uranus is Mooning Us Again – Expect Sudden Cravings for Vegan Tacos and Quantum Physics!"
"Sagittarius, Brace Yourselves: Jupiter's in Retrograde and It's About to Get as Messy as a Spock's Hair on a Zero-Gravity Day!"
"Libra, Balance Those Scales or You'll Tip Over: A Quirky Quantum Guide to Navigating the Galaxy of Your Life!"
"Virgo Alert: Mercury Retrograde Might Download a Glitch in Your System, Don't Forget to Run Your Anti-Virus (a.k.a Patience and Calmness)!"
"Cancer's Cosmic Forecast: Expect Crabby Planetary Alignment to Side-Step Your Plans... But Remember, Not All Who Wander are Lost in Space-Time!"
"Double the Fun, Double the Trouble: Gemini's Cosmic Twister Turns the Universe into a Galactic Ping-Pong Tournament!"
"Taurus, The Bull with a Cosmic Butter Pat: Milky Way's Most Reluctant Matador Faces Planetary Flamenco!"
"Alert, Alert! Mars in Retrograde: Aries, Prepare for Cosmic Whiplash and Unexpected Sock Drawer Organization!"
A team led by NASA in Utah’s West Desert is in the final stages of preparing for the arrival of the first U.S. asteroid sample – slated to land on Ear...
In this image from Sept. 5, 1983, Guion “Guy” Bluford checks out the sample pump on the continuous flow electrophoresis system experiment in the midde...
"Pisces, Prepare to Swim Against the Current: Mercury Retrograde Brings Misplaced Car Keys and Socks!"
"Aquarius Forecast: Expect a Stellar Rebellion in Your Love Life, and Your Showerhead May Just Be a Teleportation Device!"
"Libra Season: Time to Balance Those Scales, Picasso-Style! Paint Your Life with Equal Parts Chaos and Harmony!"
"Virgo, the stars are aligning... or maybe they're just playing celestial Tetris - Either way, expect some cosmic rearrangement!"
"Cancer, Prepare to Warp Into a Nebula of Cosmic Possibilities: Next Week's Forecast Looks Like a Prime Directive for Love, Laughter, and Maybe Losing that Favorite Sock in a Wormhole!"
"Double Trouble, Gemini! Quantum Fluctuations Predict a Split Decision Week. Choose Wisely or Face Timey-Wimey Consequences!"
Rocky Garcia and Wesley James prepare a weather balloon to collect wind data at NASA’s Armstrong Flight Research Center in Edwards, California, on Jul...
"Attention Aquarians! Brace Yourselves for a Galactic Hoedown, as Uranus Boot Scoots Into Your Dance Floor!"
"Capricorns, Gear Up! Saturn's Moon Titan is throwing a Galactic Disco Party and You're the Guest of Honor!"
"Brace Yourselves, Sagittarians! Jupiter's in Retrograde and It's About to Get Crazier Than a Replicant on Red Bull!"
"Libra's Forecast: Likely to Balance Scales on One Foot while Juggling Hot Tea and Quantum Physics Textbooks!"
"Virgo, Your Stars are Aligning: Time to Embrace that Spreadsheet Orgy and Tame the Chaos...of Your Sock Drawer!"
"Leo's Cosmic Forecast: Probability of Roaring Success Increases Exponentially, Fascinatingly Enough, Logic Suggests Carrying an Umbrella for Impending Stardust Showers!"
"Crabby Cancer, grab your shell! It's time to dive into the cosmic soup - expect turbulence, starfish encounters, and maybe a black hole or two!"
"Alien Invasion Not Expected, Taurus! But Grab Your Space Suit, We're Venturing Into the Cosmos of Self-Discovery!"
"Aries, Get Ready to Ram the Universe with Your Horns: It's Not Just Quantum Physics, It's Your Destiny!"
At 3:27 a.m. EDT on Saturday, Aug. 26, NASA’s SpaceX Crew-7 crew members launched from Kennedy Space Center in Florida.
"Pisces, Brace Yourself! Expect a Blizzard of Emotions, Mutant Crabs, and Maybe Even an Alien Invasion this Month!"
"Aquarius Forecast: You're no good to me frozen, so warm up your social skills and prepare for a cosmic ice-breaker!"
"Scorpio, Prepare Your Stingers! The Stars Advocate for Cosmic Shenanigans and Interstellar Twists - It's High Time to Channel Your Inner Sheldon Cooper!"
"Libra Alert: If You Thought Balancing Your Checkbook Was Tricky, Wait Until the Cosmos Juggles Your Planets This Week!"
"Virgo's Stars Aligning: Get Ready to Vanish into Jungle of Opportunities, Minus the Dreadlocks and Plasma Cannon!"
"Flashy Solar Flares Incoming! Leo's Mane Set for Cosmic Crimping - Prepare for Interstellar Bedhead!"
"Strap On Your Space Helmets, Folks! The Moon is Jumping Ship from Capricorn to Aquarius Faster Than HAL Can Say 'I'm Sorry, Dave. I'm Afraid I Can't Do That.'"
"Starfleet Alert: Pisces, Prepare to Boldly Go Where No Fish Has Swum Before! Quantum Leap Expected in Your Emotional Nebula!"
"Set Phasers to Fun! Aquarius, Prepare for a Stellar Week of Cosmic Twists and Nebula-Sized Surprises!"
"Stargate Sagittarius: Prepare for a Wormhole of Emotions, Quasar-sized Ambitions, and Maybe Even an Alien Encounter or Two!"
"Scorpio, Prepare to Sting! Cosmic Twists and Turns Are More Tangled Than My Last Game of Quantum Twister!"
"Virgo Season: Prepare for Hyperdrive Productivity, and Maybe Even a Wormhole to a Cleaner Dimension!"
"Attention, Cosmic Lions: Time to Roar Like You Just Found the Last Remaining Coffee in the Universe!"
"Battlestar Alert: Aries, Buckle Up! Cosmic Rams are About to Do the FTL Jump Into a Month of Unpredictable Nebulas and Sassy Cylons!"
"Scorpio, prepare to freeze your stingers off! Your forecast is chillier than a Monday morning at Outpost 31!"
"Virgo Season Alert: Time to Vacuum Your Aura, Sort Your Chakras Alphabetically, and Finally Find that Missing Sock!"
"Crabby Cancerians, Grab Your Telescopes! Uranus Is Mooning Us, Bringing an Unexpected Tidal Wave of Change!"
"Gemini Twins, Prepare for a Quantum Flux: It's not Schrödinger's Cat, but your Life is both Chaotic and Orderly this Month!"
"Moody Moon Migrates from Sagacious Sagittarius to Crowd-pleasing Capricorn, Buckle Up for the Cosmic Switcheroo!"
"Aquarius: Prepare for a Cosmic Splash! Uranus is Sending You a Shower of Awkward Encounters and Sudden Insights - Remember, No Rubber Duckies in the Astral Plane!"
"Capricorn: Time to get to the chopper of success! But remember, if it bleeds, we can kill it... I mean, overcome it. It's not a jungle out there, it's just Mercury in retrograde!"
"Libra, prepare to balance more than just your checkbook - your stars are doing the cosmic cha-cha!"
"Cancerian Cosmic Forecast: Expect a Stellar Crab-Walk Through Galactic Emotional Tide Pools - An Algorithmically (Un)Predictable Journey!"
"Gemini, Brace Yourself: You've Got More Faces Coming Out This Month Than a Dungeons & Dragons Die!"
"Aries, Alert! Mars is Moonwalking Backwards! Better Tie Your Shoelaces or Risk Tripping Over the Cosmic Threads of Destiny!"
A Mercury-Redstone launch vehicle awaits test-firing in the Redstone Test Stand at NASA's Marshall Space Flight Center in Huntsville, Alabama in this ...
"Capricorn, Brace for Impact: Your Planetary Alignment is More Confused Than a Chameleon in a Bag of Skittles!"
"Virgo Alert: Mercury Retrograde Plans to Mess Up Your Spreadsheet, But Your Inner Nerd Will Triumph!"
"Cancerians, Prepare to Swim Backwards: Retrograde Season is Here and It’s About to Turn Your Crabby World Upside Down!"
"Gemini, Prepare to Juggle Planets! Mercury in Retrograde Calls for Cosmic Multitasking and Galactic Giggles!"
"Taureans, get ready to charge! The stars predict a cosmic traffic jam - but don't worry, it's nothing your stubborn bull horns can't handle!"
"Red Alert, Aries! Mars in Retrograde Could Cause Phaser Malfunctions: Don't Forget Your Starfleet Manual This Week!"
"Galactic Update: Moon Ditches Scorpio's Intensity, Packs Quiver for Sagittarius' Grand Adventure - Get Your Space Boots Ready!"
In this image from July 18, 2023, a NASA team helps attach solar arrays for the agency’s Psyche spacecraft onto a stand inside the Astrotech Space Ope...
In this image from July 18, 2023, a NASA team helps attach solar arrays for the agency’s Psyche spacecraft onto a stand inside the Astrotech Space Ope...
"Scorpio, Prepare for an Interstellar Scandal as Pluto Demands a DNA Test in This Week's Cosmic Soap Opera!"
"Scorpio's Eviction Notice: Moon Packs Up its Emotional Baggage and Gallops into Sagittarius' Fiery Abode!"
"Virgo, Prepare to Warp Speed into a Universe of Organized Chaos! It's Not Tribbles - It's Your Month Ahead!"
"Beep-Boop-Beep! Leo, Time to Roar Louder than a Wookiee: Planetary Alignments Predict a Stellar Week Ahead!"
"Crabby Cancerians, Prepare to Get Even Crab-ier: Retrograde Season is Here and It's as Welcome as a Dalek at a Tea Party!"
"Gemini, Hold onto Your Twins! Mercury's Going Retrograde and It's About to Get Freaky in Binary Code!"
"Aries, Grab Your Hoverboard! Time-Travelling Rams Predict a Flux-capacitor Full of Surprises This Month!"
"Sun Ditches the Lion for the Virgin: A Galactic Shift from Leo to Virgo Faster Than Boba Fett Can Say 'Bounty Hunter'"
Gateway's International Habitat module, provided by ESA, is the focus of this rendered image from Aug. 18, 2023.
"Brace Yourselves, Pisces! Neptune's got a new ring and it's not afraid to show it off - expect tidal waves of emotions and maybe an alien abduction or two!"
"Brace Yourselves, Aquarians! Uranus is not just a Planet - It's your Personal Disco Ball for the Month!"
"Capricorn, 'Phone Home' For Some Cosmic Advice: Your Saturn-ruled Path is More Twisted Than E.T.'s Bike Ride!"
"Sagittarius, prepare for a cosmic rollercoaster ride: Jupiter's got its gravity pants on and is ready to shake your world!"
"Set Phasers to Fun! Scorpio, You're About to Encounter a Romulan-Level Passion in Your Love Sector!"
"Virgo, Prepare for an Inter-Galactic Overload of Cleanliness: Your Obsessive Habits Meet Mercury Retrograde!"
"Crabby Cancers, Prepare to Shell Out Some Laughs: Your Stars are Aligning in a Hilariously Quirky Quantum Tango!"
"Binary Choices Ahead, Gemini: Take the Red Pill for Cosmic Enlightenment, or the Blue for a Comfortable Nap!"
"Ground Control to Major Taurus: Trade in Your Hooves for Rocket Boots - It's Time to Defy Gravity!"
The crew members of NASA’s SpaceX Crew-7 mission spoke at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida on Aug. 20, 2023.
"Galactic Forecast for Pisces: Prepare for a Tidal Wave of Cosmic Energy. Don't Forget Your Rubber Duckies!"
"Capricorns, Brace Yourselves! Saturn's Got Dad Jokes and Uranus is Going Through a Midlife Crisis!"
"Sagittarius, Prepare to Launch: Your Horoscope Predicts a Journey as Wild as Warp Speed - Hold Tight To Your Phaser!"
"Scorpio Forecast: Expect Emotional Tsunamis, Spicy Love Affairs, and a Sudden Urge to Conquer the Galaxy - Hold onto your antennae!"
"Libra, prepare to balance more than just your checkbook: Mars is throwing cosmic frisbees your way!"
"Virgo: The Ultimate Intergalactic Organizer. This Week: Even Predators Can't Escape Your To-Do Lists!"
"Mane Event of the Month: Leo's Cosmic Roar Set to Outshine Even the Big Bang, Says Science! Hold onto Your Hairy Hats!"
"Get Your Crab Claws Ready, Cancer! A Galactic Heat-wave is Coming and It's Not a Microwave Malfunction!"
"Binary Stars Clash: Gemini Twins Embark on a Quantum Leap of Love and Chaos - Resistance is Futile!"
"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Alien Invasion Expected as Venus Enters Your House. Remember, the Key is to Stay Calm and Avoid Acidic Spit!"
"Aries, this week you're hotter than a flamethrower on an Antarctic alien! Time to melt some icy hearts!"
"Well, Buckle Up Space Cowboys! Moon's Hitchin' a Ride from Libra to Scorpio: Expect Mood Swings More Dramatic than a Space Serpent's Tail Whip!"
"Boba Fett-ucine, Anyone? Pisces, Get Ready to Tangle with the Spaghetti Monster of the Cosmos this Month!"