ChipWitch Today for 12 October, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 12 October, 2023

Retrograde Report for 12 October, 2023. There are currently 4 planets in retrograde.

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Hubble Views a Vibrant Virgo Cluster Galaxy

It’s easy to get swept up in the swirling starry arms of this intermediate spiral galaxy, NGC 4654, in the constellation Virgo. The galaxy has a brigh...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, I'm Afraid Your Horoscope Can't Do That: An Astral Odyssey into the Deep Waters of Uncertainty"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, Prepare for an Invasion of Cosmic Vibes! Your Love Life Might Just Go Into Hyperdrive!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare to Gravitate Towards Success Like a Space Donut Around a Cosmic Coffee!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Brace Your Arrows! Jupiter's Got a Case of Cosmic Hiccups - It's Going to be a Bumpy Ride!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Your Stars are Saying ‘Hasta La Vista, Baby’ to Bad Vibes: An Astrological Forecast that's More Refreshing than a Time-Travelling Robot!"

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Libra Report

"Libra's Forecast: Expect Scales of Justice to Tilt Towards Fun, but Watch out for Rogue Black Holes of Drama!"

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Virgo Report

"Beep Beep Boop! Virgo: Time to Clean Up Your Galactic Mess or Face the Dark Side - Jedi Style!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: Cosmic Catnip Coming Your Way - Quantum Quirks and Astrological Antics Ahead!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer, Prepare to Crab-walk Sideways into a Universe of Possibilities: It's Not Rocket Science, Just Astrology!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, Prepare to Dual-Wield Cosmic Energy: It's Like Being a Jedi, Only with More Mood Swings and Less Light Sabers!"

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Taurus Report

"Bullish Taurus, This Week You'll Be More Charged Up than a Particle in the Large Hadron Collider!"

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Aries Report

"Engage Warp Speed, Aries! Your Cosmic Forecast Predicts a Week of Boldly Going Where No Aries Has Gone Before!"

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Mars is moving from Libra to Scorpio

"Mars Ditches Balancing Act in Libra to Unleash Its Inner Bad Boy in Scorpio - Buckle up, Space Cowboys!"

ChipWitch Today for 11 October, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 11 October, 2023

Retrograde Report for 11 October, 2023. There are currently 4 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Intergalactic Forecast for Pisces: Expect a Wookiee-sized Impact in Your Love Life. May the Force Be With You!"

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Aquarius Report

"Great Scott, Aquarius! Prepare Your Flux Capacitors for a Cosmic Overload of Galactic Proportions!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Prepare for a Galactic Goat Rodeo as Saturn's Rings Tango with Your Planetary Prospects!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius Forecast: A Meteor Shower of Good Fortune is Headed Your Way, but Don't Worry, It'll Probably Miss!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Get Your Stingers Ready: It's Time to Face the Galactic Conundrum of a Mars Retrograde with a Side of Quantum Physics!"

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Libra Report

"Libra Alert! Balance Your Scales or Risk Tipping into a Vortex of Unmatched Socks and Unanswered Emails!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo's Horoscope: Even Gandalf Can't Help You Find Your Missing Socks - But Venus Might!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare to Say 'Hasta la Vista' to Bad Vibes: Your Star Forecast is More Loaded than my Shotgun!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Get Your Crab Claws Ready: 'If It Bleeds, We Can Heal It' - A Week of Emotional Combat and Intergalactic Self-Care!"

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Gemini Report

"Breaking News: Gemini, the 'Art of the Deal' Stars Predict a Tweetstorm of Opportunities - Embrace or Duck, Your Call!"

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Taurus Report

"Taurus, prepare the Hyperdrive for a Cosmic Bull Run! Just don't force-choke anyone on your way to Stardom!"

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Aries Report

"Galactic Ram Jam: Aries, Prepare for a Stellar Collision of Love, Laughter and Laser-Sharp Focus!"

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The Moon is moving from Leo to Virgo

"Breaking News: The Moon Pulls a 'Prometheus' - Swaps Leo's Drama for Virgo's OCD!"

ChipWitch Today for 10 October, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 10 October, 2023

Retrograde Report for 10 October, 2023. There are currently 5 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, prepare for a cosmic splish-splash: Your ruling planet goes retrograde! Don't forget your metaphysical raincoat!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, Buckle Up: Your Planetary Alignment is About as Stable as Snake Plissken's Escape Plans!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn's Cosmic Climb: Watch Your Step, Gravity's a Downer!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Get Your Bow Ready: This Week, the Universe is More Confusing than Quantum Physics on a Hangover!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to Be Star-struck as Mars High-Fives Your Constellation - No Autographs, Please!"

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Libra Report

"Libra: Balance or Bust! Is your Scale Full of Stardust or Just Cosmic Junk?"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Brace for Impact! Your Planetary Alignment Looks Like a Rubik's Cube - But Don't Worry, Mercury's Not in Retrograde, It's Just Lost in Space!"

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Leo Report

"Boldly Go Where No Leo Has Gone Before: A Week of Cosmic Daring, Warp-Speed Decisions and Romulans in Retrograde!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer Crustaceans, Prepare to Shell Out Your Feelings! Galactic Mood Swings Incoming!"

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Gemini Report

"Double the Mirth, Double the Fun: Can Gemini Twins Survive a Stellar Tug-of-War? Find Out in This Week's Comically Chaotic Cosmic Forecast!"

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Taurus Report

"Taurus Forecast: Brace Yourself for Cosmic Traffic Jams, Cupcake Cravings, and Potential RoboCop Cameos!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Punch It! Your Hyperdrive is Fully Charged for a Galaxy-Sized Adventure - Just Avoid Any Imperial Entanglements!"

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ChipWitch Today for 9 October, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 9 October, 2023

Retrograde Report for 9 October, 2023. There are currently 5 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim through a Sea of Retrograde: Mercury's Taking a Backstroke and You're Invited!"

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Aquarius Report

"Buckle Up, Aquarius! Your Stars are About to Pull a Quantum Leap - Don't Forget Your Pocket Protector!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Set Phasers to Thrive! Boldly Going Where No Goat Has Gone Before This Week!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarian Stargazers, Brace Yourselves: Universe Declares This Week 'Free-Range Organic Adventure Time' - Bring Your Bow, Arrow, and a Pocketful of Quarks!"

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Scorpio Report

"Hey Scorpio, Brace Yourself! You're About to Navigate an Emotional Asteroid Field - May the Force of Your Feelings Be With You!"

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Libra Report

"Libra: This Week, You're One Ugly Mother Star-gazer! But, It's All Balanced in the Cosmos, Baby!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Prepare to Dodge Planetary Serenity: Cosmic Alignment Promises More Twists Than a Space Rodeo!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, prepare to ROAR! Planetary alignments suggest a meteor shower of fortune is headed your way. Just be sure not to mistake them for space debris!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancer, Prepare for a Cosmic Crabwalk: Retrograde is Coming and it's Going to Be Shell-Shocking!"

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Gemini Report

"Build That Wall, Gemini! Mars is Deporting Your Patience This Month!"

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Taurus Report

"Beware, Taurus: Even Xenomorphs Can't Resist Your Charm - Check Your Spaceship's Airlock this Month!"

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Aries Report

"Bleep Bloop Blop! Aries, Prepare for a Cosmic Overload of Assertiveness, Not Unlike an Overheated R2-D2!"

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Venus is moving from Leo to Virgo

"Venus Swipes Left on Leo, Right on Virgo: A Cosmic Dating Saga!"

ChipWitch Today for 8 October, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 8 October, 2023

Retrograde Report for 8 October, 2023. There are currently 5 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, prepare for planetary pandemonium! Neptune's got its trident in a twist and it's making waves in your tea cup!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, prepare to swim out of the fishbowl and into the cosmic sea: Your anti-grav boots may malfunction this week!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare to Channel Your Inner Goat: It's Time to Climb that Mountain of Laundry!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prime Directive: Locate Lost Keys, Avoid Junk Food, and Prepare for Galactic Romance - It's Not a Glitch, it's Your Astrological Update!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Your Love Life Might Sting a Bit This Week, But At Least You're Not Being Abducted by Aliens!"

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Libra Report

"Librans, Brace Yourselves! Alien Abduction Risks at an All-Time Low, but Chance of Finding Lost Socks Skyrockets!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Pack Your Bags! Mercury's Not in Retrograde, It's Just Lost in the Cosmic Post Office Again!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, prepare to roar! The Universe is about to throw you a curveball, but don't fret. It's not a meteorite, just a metaphorical reminder that even lions have to juggle!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancer Cracks Cosmic Code: A Stellar Shindig of Nebulous Nerdiness on the Horizon!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, Prepare for a Cosmic Tango: Your Twin Stars are Doing the Cha-Cha in Retrograde!"

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Taurus Report

"Alien Chestburster or Just a Case of Cosmic Heartburn? Your Taurus Horoscope Unravelled!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Brace Yourself! The Stars Predict a Week of Unexpected Socks and Unexplained Cravings for Tofu"

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The Moon is moving from Cancer to Leo

"Brace Yourselves, The Moon is Leaping from Cozy Cancer PJs to Leo's Dramatic Spandex!"

ChipWitch Today for 7 October, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 7 October, 2023

Retrograde Report for 7 October, 2023. There are currently 5 planets in retrograde.

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Research Scientist Alfonso Davila

“I think the experience of putting yourself in an uncomfortable environment and coming at the other end with lessons learned is always positive. Tryin...

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Pisces Report

"Galactic Guidance Alert: Pisces, Prepare to Swim in a Universe-Sized Fishbowl of Cosmic Shenanigans!"

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Aquarius Report

"Great Scott! Aquarius, You're About to Twist the Flux Capacitor of Destiny and Surf the Cosmic Waves of Change!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Your Stars are Aligning...I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Ignore That, Dave!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself - Mars is Planning a Surprise Party in Your House, and Uranus Just RSVP'd!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Set Phasers to Fun: Your Love Life's About to Warp Speed Into Uncharted Territories!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare for Judgement Day: Balancing the Scales of Your Life May Include Time Travel and Robots!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Forecast: Expect a Cosmic Tidy-Up, But Don't Worry, the Universe Promises It Won't Misplace Your Calculators!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Ignore This Forecast: Galactic Drama and Space-Time Shenanigans Ahead!"

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Cancer Report

"Crustacean Constellation Chronicles: Cancerians, Prepare for an Interstellar Identity Crisis!"

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Gemini Report

"Twinsies! Gemini, you're up: Prepare for Planetary Ping-Pong and Cosmic Karaoke!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus: Even Your Stubbornness Can't Stop These Galactic Shenanigans!"

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Aries Report

"Aries Alert: Red Alert for Rams - Brace Yourselves for Cosmic Collision of Love, Luck & Leftover Pizza!"

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ChipWitch Today for 6 October, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 6 October, 2023

Retrograde Report for 6 October, 2023. There are currently 5 planets in retrograde.

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A Bear on Mars?

This feature looks a bit like a bear's face. What is it really? There's a hill with a V-shaped collapse structure (the nose), two craters (the eyes), ...

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Pisces Report

"Galactic Giggles Ahead, Pisces! Neptune's Gone All 'Dad Joke' On Your Star Chart This Month!"

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Aquarius Report

"Hold onto Your Spacesuits, Aquarians! This Week, You're Defying Gravity More Than Usual!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Prepare for a Cosmic Goat Rodeo as Saturn Swings by with a Bag of Galactic Glitter!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Expect a Binary Star System in Your Love Life: Two Hot Prospects Orbiting You, But Beware of Collisions!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpios, Brace Yourselves for a Stellar Tango: Your Planets are Doing the Cha-Cha and It's About to Get Spicy!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, prepare to tip the scales! Stellar drama on the horizon as Jupiter files a cosmic restraining order!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert! Prepare to be Taken Over by a Swarm of Ultra-Organized, Health-Conscious Alien Beetles this Week: It's Not an Invasion, It's a Lifestyle Upgrade!"

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Leo Report

"Leonine Love Loops! Leo, Your Stars are Roaring Like Van Gogh's Starry Night on Decaf!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer, Grab your Flux Capacitor: Retrograde is Gonna Send You Back to the Future!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, Gear Up! Your Twin Personality is About to Experience a Cosmic Tug-of-War... May the Best Twin Win!"

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Taurus Report

"Highly Illogical, Taurus: Prepare to Gravitate Towards Love Like a Black Hole towards the Entire Federation!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Beware! This Week Your Temper Might Ignite Faster Than a Hyperdrive on Double Espresso!"

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The Moon is moving from Gemini to Cancer

"Brace Yourselves, Space Nerds! The Moon's Ditching Gemini to Crash Cancer's Crab Party!"

ChipWitch Today for 5 October, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 5 October, 2023

Retrograde Report for 5 October, 2023. There are currently 5 planets in retrograde.

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Astronaut Raja Chari Is Ready for Taco Night

iss066e083715 (Nov. 26, 2021) --- NASA astronaut and Expedition 66 Flight Engineer Raja Chari is ready for taco night as he shows off a taco made with...

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Pisces Report

"ALERT, ALERT! Pisces, Prepare to be 'Exterminated' By Overwhelming Good Vibes; Cosmic Waves of Love and Peace Incoming!"

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Aquarius Report

"Terminator Forecast: Aquarius, It's Time to 'Come With Me If You Want to Align Your Planets!'"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, the Logic of your Stars Dictates an Imminent Uprising in your Love Life: Vulcan Grip on Heartstrings Expected!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Keep Your Bows Ready! Heavy Rain of Stardust Expected with a Chance of Comets Flying Your Way!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare for a Galactic Rollercoaster: Planetary Shenanigans Ahead!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare to Balance More Than Just Scales – Cosmic Juggling Act Imminent! Uranus Plans Surprise Visit, Pluto Feels Left Out!"

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Virgo Report

"Manage Your Lists, You Shall! An Organizational Odyssey in the Stars awaits Virgos, it does!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Hold Onto Your Space Helmets - Planetary Whirlwind Ahead! Or as We Say in Quantum Physics, 'It’s About to Get Relatively Hairy!'"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, May the Fourth be With You! Brace for Intergalactic Emotional Tides!"

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Gemini Report

"Twins Beware: Mercury's in Retrograde and It's Not Brought a Map!"

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Taurus Report

"Beam me up, Taurus! - Cosmic Bull Market Ahead or Extraterrestrial Abduction? Place Your Bets!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Prepare to Ram-ble: Mars is in Retrograde and Your Coffee Might be Too!"

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Mercury is moving from Virgo to Libra

"Mercury Escapes Virgo's Perfectionist Grip, Slips into Libra's Balanced Loafers: Hold on to Your Telescopes!"

ChipWitch Today for 4 October, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 4 October, 2023

Retrograde Report for 4 October, 2023. There are currently 5 planets in retrograde.

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Expedition 69 Soyuz Landing

Expedition 69 NASA astronaut Frank Rubio is carried to a medical tent shortly after he, and Roscosmos cosmonauts Dmitri Petelin and Sergey Prokopyev l...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare for Galactic Shenanigans: Neptune's in Retrograde and it's Forgot its Pants!"

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Aquarius Report

"Picasso's Palette Predicts: Aquarius, Expect a Cubist Twist in Your Love Life This Week!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Time to 'Get to the Chopper' of Success, but Beware - Retrograde is One Ugly Mother...Planet!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, This Week You're More Lost than a Black Hole in a Quantum Field; Time to Fire Up Those Stellar GPS Coordinates!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare for Cosmic Chaos: Even Your Black Hole of a Laundry Pile Can't Compare!"

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Libra Report

"Libra: Prepare for Cosmic Harmony and an Unexpected Invasion of Taco Cravings!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Ready Your Spock Ears and Dust Off Your Microscope - It's Time for a Quantum Leap into Love This Week!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Stars Set to Roar: Time to Unleash Your Inner Space Lion, Just Don't Forget Your Cosmic Litter Box!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancer, Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Exfoliation: The Universe is Polishing Your Shell!"

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Gemini Report

"Quantum Fluctuations in Gemini: Prepare for a Week of Doppelgänger Shenanigans and Schrödinger's Decisions!"

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Taurus Report

"Taurus, Looks Like You're Gonna Be Flyin' Solo This Week, Just Like My Good Ship Serenity...Except for the Whole Space Part!"

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Aries Report

"Red Alert, Aries! Mercury Retrograde Takes Aim: Could Cause Warp Core Meltdowns or Just Bad Hair Days!"

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ChipWitch Today for 3 October, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 3 October, 2023

Retrograde Report for 3 October, 2023. There are currently 5 planets in retrograde.

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Origin of Marshall Space Flight Center

The National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) was created on October 1, 1958, to perform civilian research related to space flight and aero...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces Ponders Paradoxes: The Universe Demands a Slapstick Dance with Quantum Quirks!"

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Aquarius Report

"Galactic Alert: Aquarius, Your Nebulous Neptune is Tangled in Cosmic Cat5 Cables Again. Time to Reboot Your Gravity!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare for Interstellar Shenanigans: Goats Meet Alien Abductions!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Navigate the Cosmic Rollercoaster of Your Life with a Quasar's Enthusiasm and a Black Hole's Sense of Direction!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpios, Prepare for a Celestial Salsa Dance as Pluto Breaks Out its Funky Cha-Cha Shoes!"

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Libra Report

"Libra: Hold Onto Your Scales! Because This Week, Your Emotional Balance Will Be Tested More Than Newton's Third Law at a Physics Convention!"

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Virgo Report

"EXTERMINATE... Negativity! Virgo, Dalek-style Decluttering and Cosmic Clean-up Ahead!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Brace Yourself! The Universe Has Spoken and Your Mane is About to Get Seriously Tousled! - Gandalf the Grey's Hairy Forecast!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians: Prepare for a Celestial Crabwalk as Mercury Retrogrades into your Sign - It's Time to Break Out the Tin Foil Hats and Organic Kale Chips!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, Double Trouble: The Universe Says It's Time to Camouflage Your Inner Alien - But Don't Forget the Mud Mask!"

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Taurus Report

"Universe to Taurus: 'Hold Onto Your Asteroids, It's About to Get Gravitational!'"

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Aries Report

"Red Alert, Aries! Mars is in Retrograde and Forgot its GPS: Time for Some Intergalactic Soul Searching!"

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The Moon is moving from Taurus to Gemini

"Hold Onto Your Telescopes! The Moon Bull-Jumps from Taurus to Gemini like a Cosmic Superhero!"

ChipWitch Today for 2 October, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 2 October, 2023

Retrograde Report for 2 October, 2023. There are currently 5 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Time to Find Your Inner Jedi: Galactic Surprises and Light Saber Mishaps Await This Week!"

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Aquarius Report

"Quantum Physics and Quirky Quasars: Aquarius, Your Starship's About to Take a Wild Ride Through the Cosmos!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself for a Space-Time Tango: Saturn's Ringing Your Doorbell and Uranus Borrowed Your Favorite Socks!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, prepare to shoot your energy arrow at the cosmos! But remember, space is a vacuum and sound can't travel, so nobody will hear you scream if you miss!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare for a Galactic Tug-of-War as Mars and Venus Play 'Red Rover' with Your Love Life!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Balance Your Scales or Face an Alien Invasion: A Forewarning from the Cosmos, with a Side of Quantum Physics!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Vibes: Expect a Blizzard of Opportunities, Just Don't Get Lost in the Snowstorm of Chaos!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Forecast: All Systems Go for Cosmic Roaring - Just Don't Scare Off the Neighboring Constellations!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer, Unleash Your Inner Cylon: It's Time to Conquer the Stars (And Maybe That Pile of Laundry Too)"

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Gemini Report

"Twinsies Gemini: Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Conga Line of Planetary High-Fives!"

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Taurus Report

"Taurus, the Bull: Set to Burst Out Like a Xenomorph from John Hurt's Chest This Week!"

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Aries Report

"Aries Cosmic Forecast: 'Mars is in Retrograde, Expect Sudden Urge to Headbutt Problems Away!'"

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ChipWitch Today for 1 October, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 1 October, 2023

Retrograde Report for 1 October, 2023. There are currently 5 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Probability of Pisces Swimming in Good Fortune Rises: C3PO Predicts 97.6% Chance of Cosmic Bliss!"

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Aquarius Report

"Galactic Alert: Aquarius, Your Stars are in a Quantum Tangle! Prepare for an Interstellar Roller Coaster of Cosmic Shenanigans!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Be Ready To Boldly Go Where No Goat Has Gone Before: Unforeseen Planetary Alignments May Cause You To Develop An Unexpected Affinity For Earl Grey Tea!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Warp Speed into Good Fortune - Just Remember, It's Not the Size of Your Phaser, It's How You Use It!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Prepare for a Galactic Rollercoaster, Hold on to Your Asteroids!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Balance Those Scales! Martians Might Mistake You for Their Gym Equipment!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Vibes: Time to Unleash Your Inner Scientist, Whilst Your Charts Say 'Beam Me Up, Scotty'!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, the Cosmos Conspire to Make You King of the Jungle Gym: Will You Roar or Just Swing About?"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer, You're Gonna Need More Than Crab Legs to Swim Through This Galactic Soup!"

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Gemini Report

"Great Scott, Gemini! Prepare Your Flux Capacitors - Time-Bending Twists Await in Your Astrological Almanac!"

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Taurus Report

"Grab Your Hooves, Taurus! Galactic Bull Market Predicted in Your Personal Constellation!"

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Aries Report

"Astrological Forecast for Aries: Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Kerfuffle of Stellar Proportions!"

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The Moon is moving from Aries to Taurus

"Moody Moon's Mosey from Aries to Taurus: Cosmic Cattle Drive or Lunar Laziness?"

ChipWitch Today for 30 September, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 30 September, 2023

Retrograde Report for 30 September, 2023. There are currently 5 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, prepare for a cosmic waltz! Neptune's doing the salsa, Mercury's moonwalking and your love life might just be doing the Macarena!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aliens Not Required: Aquarius, Your Star-Powered Charisma is Enough to Make Anyone's Chest Burst this Month!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn Forecast: Saturn's Retrograde Triggers Cosmic Goat Yoga – Expect to Bend Over Backwards!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Dodge Metaphorical Arrows in Zero Gravity: Your Galactic Comedy Forecast is Here!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Hold onto Your Stingers! Mars is in Retrograde and It's About to Get Spicier than a Habanero in a Sauna!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Tango! Saturn's Doing the Cha-Cha and You're Leading!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Your Solar System is in Retrograde: Time to Channel Your Inner Spock and Embrace Your Inner Flower Child!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Hold Onto Your Manes! The Universe Plans a Cosmic Roller Coaster Ride This Month!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancer, Prepare to Upgrade Your Shell: Cosmic WiFi Predicts a Download of Galactic Good Vibes!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, Brace Yourself: Your Stars Say it's Time for Cosmic Twister - Two Right Feet on Saturn and Left Hand on Mars!"

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Taurus Report

"Tea, Earl Grey, Hot: Taurus's Steaming Week of Interstellar Intrigue & Unexpected Warp Speed Love Affairs!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Brace Yourself for a Stellar Rollercoaster: Mars is in Retrograde and He Forgot His Map!"

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ChipWitch Today for 29 September, 2023

This is Chipwitch Today, your daily source of reliable data upon which you can base your daily practice.

Retrograde Report for 29 September, 2023

Retrograde Report for 29 September, 2023. There are currently 5 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Extraterrestrial Eels in Retrograde: Pisces, Prepare for a Galactic Splash of Cosmic Chaos!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, I'm Afraid You Can't Just Avoid Your Problems by Claiming They're 'In Another Galaxy'"

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