"Virgo, Brace Yourself: Mercury is Not in Retrograde but Your Wi-Fi Might Be!"

"Leo's Cosmic Mane-ifesto: Stars Align for a Stellar Hair Day and Mild Alien Invasion!"

"Cancer, Your Mood Swings Are Stronger Than The Force Today; Yoda’s Got Nothing on You!"

"Planetary Traffic Alert: Gemini, Brace for Unexpected Cosmic U-turns. Don't Forget Your Space Seatbelt!"

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus: You're About to be as Stubborn as a Time Lord in a Time Loop!"

The NASA Worm Logo sign is unveiled before the ribbon cutting ceremony to open NASA’s Earth Information Center, Wednesday, June 21, 2023, at NASA Head...

"Pisces in Peril? Nah, It's Just Uranus Photobombing Your Selfie With the Milky Way Again!"

"Aquarius, HAL Says You're Due for a Reboot: Prepare for Unplanned Spacewalks and Unexpected Comet Showers!"

"Capricorn, Prepare to Be Sentenced: A Month of Unprecedented Karmic Law Enforcement Ahead!"

"Sagittarius, prepare to engage warp speed on your love life: Borg meets Cupid in this week's cosmic clash!"

"Scorpio, May the Force Be with You this Month, 'Cause You're Gonna Need It!"

"Libra, the Scales are Tipping... Towards Extra Guacamole on Your Cosmic Burrito!"

"Virgo, Brace Yourself! Your Inevitably Bumpy Ride through the Cosmic Roundabout of Existence Takes an Unexpected Left Turn... Again!"

"Leo, Get Ready to Roar! Mars in Retrograde has your Mane in a Twist and Saturn's Rings are About to be your New Hula Hoop!"

"Cancerians, Set Phasers to Fun! - A Stellar Voyage through the Crab Nebula of Emotions Awaits!"

"Universe to Gemini: Prepare for a Cosmic Hokey-Pokey! Time to Put Your Left Foot In, Out, and Shake It All About!"

"Stubborn Taurus, Prepare to Graze New Astrological Pastures: Cosmic Bull Market Ahead!"

"Galactic Alert! Aries Rams into Planetary Traffic Jam; Cosmic Coppers Suggest Taking Nebula Detour!"

"Brace Yourselves, Space Cats! The Moon's Packing Up Its Drama Queen Leo Baggage and Moving to Neat-Freak Virgo. Cosmic Spring Cleaning, Anyone?"

"Pisces, Prepare to Reel in Cosmic Fish Tacos as Neptune Does the Samba Around Your Orbit!"

"Quantum Mechanics Meets Tie-Dye: Aquarius, Get Ready for the Cosmic Rollercoaster Ride of Your Lifetime!"

"Capricorn, brace for a cosmic cuddle! Your love planet goes retrograde; it's like being hugged by a Xenomorph - slightly uncomfortable, but you'll grow from it!"

"Sagittarius, Get Ready to Quantum Leap! Your Arrows Might Hit a Wormhole This Month!"

"Scorpio, Hold onto Your Stingers! Retrograde Mercury is Doing the Cha-Cha in Your Sign!"

"Libra, Prepare to Balance More Than Your Checkbook in This Cosmic Twister of an Astrological Forecast!"

"Virgo, Prepare for Cosmic Cleaning: Universe to Dust off That Perfectionist Streak of Yours!"

"Boldly Leo: Where No Feline Has Purred Before - Your Star Trek to Galactic Glitter and Cosmic Catnip!"

"Cancerians, Prepare to Ride the Galactic Wave: It's Not the Death Star, Just Your Emotional Tides!"

"Gemini, Your Love Life's About to Go Supernova...Better Grab a Heat Shield!"

"Brace Yourself, Taurus! You're About to Be as Stubborn as a Mule in a Quantum Physics Lecture!"

"Aries, Buckle Up! Mars is in Retrograde and it's Going to be a Wild Ride - Like Riding a Quantum Singularity, but with More Emotional Turbulence!"

"Pisces, you are! Swim in fortune's tide, you shall! Trip over love's lightsaber, maybe you will! Beware the retrograde Death Star!"

"Galactic Forecast: Aquarius, Brace for Incoming Shower of Cosmic Good Vibes and Potential Alien Abductions!"

"Buckle Up, Capricorn! Your Planetary Alignment is More Tangled Than My TARDIS's Wiring!"

"Sagittarius: Hasta La Vista, Bad Vibes! It's Time to 'Terminate' Negativity and 'Be Back' With Positivity!"

"Scorpio: Prepare for Planetary Mischief as Mars Joins the Cosmic LAN Party!"

"Libra, It’s Time to Balance Those Scales: Aliens Not Included (This Time)."

"Virgo's Forecast: Mars in Retrograde, Mercury Misbehaving - Time to Kick Back, Chillax and Blame the Universe for Everything!"

"Leo Forecast: Cosmic Mane-tenance Required! Lions, Prep Your Astrological Hairballs for a Stellar Roar!"

"Lunar Crustaceans, Unite! Cancer's Cosmic Crab Walk Takes a Quantum Leap This Week!"

"Twins, Prepare for Galactic Gymnastics! Gemini's Stellar Splits Will Leave You Starstruck This Month!"

"RoboBull Alert: Taurus Set to Charge through the Stars, Confidently Misplacing Car Keys on a Galactic Scale!"

"Aries: Hold onto Your Horns, Galactic Shenanigans Ahead; Mars is Trying to Steal Your Netflix Password!"

"Space Alert: Moon Sashays from Cozy Cancer to Show-Stealing Leo, Expects Standing Ovation!"

NASA's Hubble Space Telescope reveals an ultraviolet view of Jupiter.

"Pisces: Brace Yourselves, the Universe is About to Spill its Cosmic Tea - Again!"

"Alien Invasion Alert! Aquarius, You'd Better Keep Your Phaser Set to Stunning This Month!"

"Brace Yourselves Capricorns, Saturn's Ringing And It Ain't Collect Call! Expect Cosmic Curveballs Galore!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Shoot those Arrows Straight into the Heart of Chaos: Galactic Law and Order Coming Through!"

"Scorpio: Expect Cosmic Chaos, Mildly Amusing Planetary Alignments, and a Slight Chance of Existential Dread - Just Another Tuesday in the Universe!"

"Libra Balance Report: Not a Tipping Scale in Sight or a Centauri in Disguise?"

"Virgo Alert: Even More Organized Than Usual, or Just Mercury Playing Tetris in Your Chart?"

"Fiery Leos, Prepare for Stargate Level Drama: Alien Abductions Highly Unlikely but Expect Sudden Increase in Charisma and Untamed Hairdos!"

"May the Fourth House Be With You: A Crab-Walking, Light Saber-Swinging Forecast for Cancer!"

"Calling all Gemini! Buckle Up, It’s Not a Rocket Ship, Just Your Love Life Taking Off!"

"Breaking Stellar News: Moon Packs its Crabby Bags, Roars into Leo's Den for a Star-studded Staycation!"

"Bovine Star Gazers, Brace for a Cosmic Rodeo: Taurus, Your Planets are About to do the Cha-Cha!"

"Aries Horoscope: Prepare for a Cosmic Knock-Knock Joke, as Mars is Knocking on Your Door with Galactic Giggles and a Side of Quantum Quirkiness!"

"Pisces, prepare for a cosmic splash! Neptune's playing Marco Polo, but Uranus refused to be 'it' again!"

"May the Force Be With You, Aquarius: It's Time to Balance Your Inner Jedi and Sith... But No Death Stars, Please!"

"Engage, Capricorn! Warp Speed to an Unexpected Love Encounter or Just Another Romulan Ambush? Stay Tuned!"

"Sagittarius, Hold Onto Your Quarks! Your Galactic Adventures Await, No TARDIS Required!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Mars in Retrograde, Expect More Stings than a Bee Convention!"

"Libra, Prepare for Balance Overload! Get ready to Tilt-a-Whirl on the Scale of Cosmic Justice!"

"Virgo's Robo-forecast: Preparing for a System Upgrade, but Don't Forget to Oil those Emotional Gears!"

"Leo: Time to Roar with Laughter as Planetary Ping-Pong Promises a Whirlwind of Wacky Experiences!"

"Blue Pill or Red Pill, Cancer? Either Way, Mercury is Still in Retrograde and Your WiFi Will Probably Crash!"

"Gemini, Set Phasers to Fun! Prepare for a Cosmic Cluster of Interstellar Intrigue and Photon Torpedo-like Surprises!"

"Alien Cows Incoming! Taurus, Prepare for an Extraterrestrial Rodeo of Cosmic Proportions!"

"Aries, Prepare for a Celestial Samba: Mars is Doing the Cha-Cha in Your Love Sector!"

This nighttime view from the International Space Station shows the city lights of the northeastern United States and major urban areas including Long ...

"Galactic Giggles Alert: Pisces, Prepare for a Stellar Splash as Neptune Sends Cosmic Waves Your Way, Might Want to Pack an Interdimensional Umbrella!"

"Aquarius, This Week the Stars Warn: 'The Force is Strong with this One, But Don't Try Levitating Your Coffee Mug Just Yet!'"

"Capricorn, Prepare to Launch: Your Career's About to Skyrocket Faster than a Viper in a Cylon Dogfight!"

"Sagittarius, Buckle Up! Your Stars Are More Mixed Up Than a Time Lord's Laundry Day!"

"Scorpio's Stars Forecast: A Galactic Tug-of-War Predicts Spicy Noodle Soup for the Soul and Sudden Telepathic Abilities - But Only With Houseplants!"

"Libra Alert! Prepare your Scales, You're About to Experience a Cosmic Overload of Balance - Hope You've Been Practicing Your Tightrope Walking!"

"Virgo, I am Your Forecast: Embrace the Dark Side of Mercury Retrograde!"

"Leo's Week Forecast: Expect a Stellar Roar, Some Cosmic Hairballs, and a Galactic Catnip High!"

"Galactic Twin Trouble: Gemini, Hold onto Your Space Boots as Mercury Retrograde Invades Your Personal Space-Time Continuum!"

"Ground Control to Major Taurus: Brace yourself for a Cosmic Cattle-drive!"

"Great Scott, Aries! Your Planetary Flux Capacitor is on Overdrive: Expect 1.21 Gigawatts of Cosmic Energy This Month!"

"Hold Onto Your Pointy Hats, Folks! The Moon's Pulling a Houdini from Gemini to Cancer, Expect Emotional Tides and Multiplicity of Moods!"

On Sept. 7, 2023, during its 54th close flyby of Jupiter, NASA’s Juno mission captured this view of an area in the giant planet’s far northern regions...

"Pisces Ponderings: Will Neptune’s Retrograde Turn Us into Fish or Just Make Us Want to Buy Aquariums?"

"Galactic Newsflash: Aquarius, Prepare for Out-of-This-World Charm Overload - Even Cylons Can't Resist!"

"Capricorn's Cosmic Forecast: Saturn Calls for Hard Work, But It's Okay - Those Goat Horns Aren't Just for Show!"

"Sagittarius, Get Your Flux Capacitor Ready! Cosmic Shifts to 88mph Ahead!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Expect Stellar Traffic Jams on Saturn's Rings, Pack Extra Patience in Your Astro-Suitcase!"

"Libra, Prepare to Balance More Than Just Scales - Galaxy-Sized Cosmic Shenanigans Ahead!"

"Virgo Alert: Expect a Sudden Influx of Nebula Dust. Sweeping it Under the Cosmic Rug Not Recommended!"

"Leo Roars: Can't Decide if it's Quantum Physics or Vegan Tacos Causing Existential Crisis!"

"Cancer, Phone Home! Your Galactic Guide to Navigating the Stars is Here!"

"Twinsies Alert! Gemini, Brace Yourselves for a Cosmic Sibling Rivalry - Just Remember, No Laser Guns Allowed!"

"Taureans, Prepare for an Udder-ly Amazing Week, Says Van Gogh's Stary Starry Forecast!"

"Aries, Phone Home: Your Hotline to Cosmic Shenanigans and Interstellar Mischief!"

This image, taken by an astronaut on the International Space Station, shows the reddish-brown waters of the Betsiboka River Delta in Madagascar. The c...

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim Upstream in the River of Stars: Galactic Salmon Season is Upon Us!"

"Aquarius, Brace Your Space Boots: You're About to Gravitate Towards Success... and Perhaps a Nebula of Drama!"

"Capricorn, Prepare Thyself: A High Probability of Unexpected Nebulae in Your Constellation This Month...Fascinating!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Shoot Your Galactic Arrow Through a Comet! Expect Stardust Showers and Alien In-laws This Month!"

"Scorpios, Pack Your Sonic Screwdrivers! Time for a Whirlwind Through the Stars, But Watch Out for Dalek-like Bosses!"

"Libra: Beware of Balance Beam Bloopers, Love is in Retrograde and Your Scales are Tipping Towards a Cosmic Crush!"

"Planets Align, They Do! Virgo, Your Destiny Awaits - But First, Clean Your Room You Must!"

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: Interplanetary Shenanigans Indicate You Might Become Klingon Emperor... Or At Least Get A Parking Space!"

"Cancer, Your Crabby Mood Might Just be a Galactic Misunderstanding: Mercury Retrograde Strikes Again!"

"Hey Gemini, Even the Millennium Falcon Can't Outrun This Week's Retrograde - Strap In!"

"Taurus, Get Ready to Charge: Galactic Bull Market Ahead! Keep Your Hooves on the Ground and Reach for the Stars...But Not Literally. That'd Be a Nightmare for NASA!"

"Aries, Mercury's in Retrograde, So Good Luck Trying to Find Your Car Keys... Again!"

"Space Traffic Update: The Moon Switches Galactic Lanes from Taurus to Gemini - Hold Onto Your Tricorders, Folks!"

"Pisces, Prepare to Engage in Hyper-Jump! Your Emotional Baggage is Not Allowed on This Interstellar Journey!"

"Boldly Go Where No Aquarius Has Gone Before: Warp Speed Towards Love, Laughter, and Quantum Physics Shenanigans!"

"Capricorns, Prepare to Defy Gravity! Saturn's Rings Have Loosened and It's a Free-For-All in the Cosmic Playground!"

"Alien Abductions Now on Pause: Sagittarius, Your Unfathomable Luck Could Even Win a Chess Match Against Spock!"

"Scorpio, Prepare for a Stellar Week: Even Black Holes Can't Suck the Fun Out of Your Horoscope!"

"Balancing Act! Libra, Your Scales May Tilt Toward Chaos This Week - Quantum Physics to Blame!"

"Virgo, You're Not Just Organized, Your Life is a Spreadsheet! Planetary Alignment Predicts a Ctrl+Z Week Ahead!"

"Leo's Star Forecast: Expect Supernova Success, Just Don't Let it Inflate Your Mane More Than Usual!"

"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves! This Week: More Mood Swings Than a Quantum Physics Pendulum!"

"Gemini, Brace Yourselves for a Starfleet-Worthy Adventure: Your Love Life is About to Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before!"

"Brace Yourselves Taurus: Mercury Retrograde is Back and It's About as Enthusiastic as I am About Existence!"

"Galactic Alert: Aries, Brace for Incoming Confidence Boost – Hope You Have a Helmet Ready!"

"Fishy Forecast Ahead: Pisces, Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Tsunami of Emotion, Adventure, and Maybe an Alien Abduction or Two!"

"Great Scott! Aquarians, Brace Yourselves for Galactic Flux Capacitor Overload! Time-Space Continuum Shenanigans Ahead!"

"Capricorn, I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Ignore This Forecast: The Stars Are Aligning for a Galactic Game of Twister!"

"Beam Me Up, Sagittarius! Starry Skies Forecast a Trek Towards Uncharted Fun and Quasar-Sized Adventures!"

"Scorpio, prepare to sting! Cosmic planetary alignment says you're about to be hotter than a Goa'uld Staff Weapon!"

"Libra, Brace Yourself! Your Scales Are About to Tip: Cosmic Jenga Predicts a Stellar Upheaval!"

"Logical Prognosis for Virgo: Probability of Unforeseen Sock Misplacement High, Chance of Alien Abduction...Negligible!"

"Flash Gordon's Galactic Giggles: Leo, Prepare for a Meteor Shower of Love, Laughter, and a Few Alien Abductions!"

"Cancer Crustaceans, Brace Yourselves: The Universe Sends a Galactic Crab-Pot Boil Your Way!"

"Gemini, Prepare Yourself: This Week You'll Be More Balanced Than a Quantum Equation on a Tightrope!"

"Taurus Forecast: Hasta La Vista, Boredom! It's Time for Some Stellar Bull Action!"

"Extraterrestrial Alert: Mars Serves Spicy Meatballs of Adventure to Aries - Extra Sauce Guaranteed!"

"Moon's Aries Vacation Over, Taurus Welcomes with Open Horns: Planetary B&B Continues!"

Maricela Lizcano poses inside NASA Glenn Research Center’s Aerospace Communications Facility.

"Engage Maximum Chill, Pisces! Your Star Trek to Inner Peace Begins Now: Resistance is Futile!"

"Alien Invasion Forecasted: Aquarius, Time to Channel Your Inner Ripley and Take Charge!"

"Capricorn, Prepare for Galactic Overhaul: Time to Reboot Your Cosmic Mainframe!"

"Sagittarius, Get Ready to Shoot Cosmic Arrows of Awesomeness this Month - Just Remember Not to Hit Any Innocent Space Birds!"

"Scorpio, Brace Yourself for Cosmic Chaos: Mars is not Just Your Ruling Planet, it's Also Your Roommate Who Never Does the Dishes!"

"Libra, This Week Expect Balance in the Force but an Imbalance in Your Laundry Basket!"

"Neutron Stars Called, They Want Their Density Back: A Virgo's Guide to Loosening Up This Month!"

"Leo, Brace Yourself for Cosmic Shenanigans! Galaxy's Mane Event: Your Hair Might Just Defy Gravity this Month!"

"Cancerians, Prepare for a Galactic Donut Glazing: Justice Served with a Side of Emotional Introspection, RoboCop Style!"

"Binary Stars in Retrograde: Gemini's Cosmic Juggling Act Turns into a Galactic Ping Pong Tournament!"

"Stellar Shakeup: Taurus, Even the Stars Agree - It's Time to Moo-ve On!"

"Aries, Prepare to Get Ram-Bunctious: A Stellar Stampede of Cosmic Surprises is About to Hit Your Galactic Playground!"