ChipWitch Today for 12 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 12 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 12 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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30 Doradus B: NASA Telescopes Start the Year With a Double Bang

This deep dataset from Chandra of the remains of a supernova known as 30 Doradus B (30 Dor B) reveals evidence for more than one supernova explosion i...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim Through a Sea of Uncertainty with Flippers of Confidence: Neptune's Retrograde Promises a Wild Ride!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, You're More Wired Than Elon Musk's Cyber Truck: A Peek into Your High-Voltage Astrological Predictions!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Your Stars are Aligning! Prepare for a Galactic Goat-Rodeo of Cosmic Proportions!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Get Ready to Shoot Your Cosmic Arrows - Just Make Sure Your Aim's Better than a Stormtrooper's!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to Sting! Cosmic Chaos Unleashed as Pluto Backflips Through a Hula Hoop!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare to Balance More Than Just Scales: Space Kittens Invade Your Seventh House!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Prepare to Align Your Stars - Quantum Mechanics Style: Expect Tidbits of Chaos Theory with a Dash of Hippie Love Beads!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Forecast: All Signs Point to 'You're The One' - Just Don't Start Dodging Bullets in Slow Motion Yet!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer, Prepare for a Cosmic Crab-Walk: Your Stars are Sidestepping Like a Klingon at a Disco!"

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Gemini Report

"Stick to the Stars, Gemini: Your Alien Encounter Odds are Low, but your Chances of Misplacing your Keys? Astronomical!"

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Taurus Report

"Taurus, Buckle Up Your Astro Belt! Your Love Life is About to Go Light Speed...Hopefully Not in the Direction of the Death Star!"

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Aries Report

"Mercury Retrograde Has Left the Chat: Aries, Prepare for Smooth Sailing and Less Tech Troubles!"

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The Moon is moving from Capricorn to Aquarius

"Hold Onto Your Lunar Undies! The Moon's Making a Cosmic Leap from Capricorn to Aquarius!"

ChipWitch Today for 11 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 11 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 11 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Orbital-1 Launch: 10th Anniversary

An Orbital Sciences Corporation Antares rocket is seen as it launches from Pad-0A at NASA's Wallops Flight Facility, Thursday, January 9, 2014, Wallop...

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Pisces Report

"Exterminate Negative Vibes, Pisces! Cosmic Alignments Predict a Whirlwind of Positive Energy, But Don't Forget to Hydrate!"

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Aquarius Report

"Great Scott! Aquarius, Prepare Your Flux Capacitors for Quantum Leaps in Personal Growth - It's not Rocket Science, it's Astrology!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, You're the 'One': Prepare to Dodge Celestial Bullets Like Neo in The Matrix This Month!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Channel Your Inner Jedi: An Interstellar Wobble in Your Galactic Core Predicts a Cosmic Kerfuffle This Month!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, this week you're glowing brighter than E.T.'s fingertip while dialing home! Buckle up for intergalactic adventures!"

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Libra Report

"I'm Afraid I Can't Do That, Libra: Balancing Relationships and Personal Space May Prove a Bit More Challenging Than Preventing a Spacecraft Mutiny This Week"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo: 'Hasta la vista, Baby' to Bad Vibes! Your Stars are Set to 'Terminate' Negativity this Month!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare for a Cosmic Catwalk: When Planets Align, Even the Stars Get Envious!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Prepare for Galactic Crustacean Invasion: Your Moon-Lit Secrets are Safe No More!"

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Gemini Report

"Alien Twin Invasion Alert: Gemini's Cosmic Forecast. Remember to Keep Calm, They're Just Your Star Siblings!"

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Taurus Report

"Beware, Taurus! Uranus in Retrograde Promises More Turbulence Than a Whovian Convention on Doomsday!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, You'll Be Back: A Stellar Comeback in Your Astrological Forecast, Like a Ramminator!"

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ChipWitch Today for 10 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 10 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 10 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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A "Green Monster" Lurks in Star's Debris

For the first time, astronomers have combined data from NASA’s Chandra X-ray Observatory and James Webb Space Telescope to study the well-known supern...

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Pisces Report

"Piscean Perplexities: Time to Swim with the Cosmic Fish or Just a Good Week to Invest in Waterproof Mascara?"

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Aquarius Report

"Resistance is Futile, Aquarius! Prepare to be Assimilated by a Galactic Wave of Good Vibes!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself! Saturn's Got its Gravitational Pull in a Twist, and It's About to Spin Your Goat-Fish Tail in a Cosmic Hoedown!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: Beam Up Your Optimism, It's Time to Phone Home with Good News!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio's Stardate Log: Resistance to Mercury Retrograde is Futile - Embrace the Cosmic Chaos!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare for a Cosmic Cha-Cha: Warning! Your Scales May Tango to the Tune of Jupiter's Jive!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Stars Predict: An Epidemic of Tidy Desks and Balanced Checkbooks - Brace for Extreme Productivity!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: Planet Alignment Predicts a Week of Bold Moves and Extra Helpings of Gagh!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer, Time to Come Out of Your Shell: The Cosmos Promises a Week Full of Quantum Quirks and Nebula Nonsense!"

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Gemini Report

"Phone Home, Gemini? More Like Phone Work - Mercury's in Retrograde Again!"

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Taurus Report

"Stubborn Taurus, Prepare to Graze on New Cosmic Pastures: Will it be Quantum Quinoa or Nebula Nettles?"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Galactic Traffic Alert: Mars in Retrograde! Buckle up for a Cosmic Roller Coaster of Chaos and Confetti!"

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The Moon is moving from Sagittarius to Capricorn

"Hold Onto Your Telescopes, Folks! The Moon’s Swapping Its Sagittarius Party Pants For Capricorn's Sensible Slacks!"

ChipWitch Today for 9 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 9 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 9 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Hubble Views a Vast Galactic Neighborhood

This image from the NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope features a richness of spiral galaxies: the large, prominent spiral galaxy on the right side of th...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Warp into a Nebula of Nostalgia: Retrograde Motion Ahead!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, Hold Onto Your Water Jugs! The Universe Is About To Give You A Cosmic Swirly!"

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Capricorn Report

"Brace Yourselves Capricorns, Saturn's Coming Over for Dinner and He's Not Bringing a Casserole!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Logical Sagittarius, Prepare for Illogical Romance: Even Klingons Find Love"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio: Intergalactic Shenanigans Expected. Might Need a Stargate to Navigate Love Life This Week!"

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Libra Report

"Libra: Balancing Act Gone Haywire or just Mercury in Retrograde? Either way, don't drop the soap of cosmic harmony!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Prepare your Spreadsheets! The Universe Declares a Cosmic Audit!"

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Leo Report

"Leo: Time to Roar Out Loud, Unless You're Stuck on a Spaceship with a Xenomorph - Then, Maaaaybe Keep It Down a Bit!"

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Cancer Report

"Cylon Alert! Cancer, You're About to Enter a Wormhole of Love and Emotion. Hold onto Your Frakkin' Feelings!"

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Gemini Report

"Double Trouble! Gemini, your stars are in retrograde, prepare for a cosmic two-for-one special!"

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Taurus Report

"Stubborn as a Bull? Time to Graze on New Pastures, Taurus! Alien Invasion Not Expected."

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Aries Report

"Boldly Go Where No Ram Has Gone Before: Aries, Prepare for Cosmic Warp Speed Adventure!"

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ChipWitch Today for 8 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 8 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 8 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces: Prepare to Swim in a Sea of Uncertainty, Just Remember Your Inflatable Duck Ring!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, Get Ready! Your Stars are Saying 'Hasta La Vista, Baby' to Boredom and 'I'll Be Back' to Excitement!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Brace Your Goats! Saturn's Ring Toss is About to Make You Feel Like a Cosmic Pinball!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: Brace for Intergalactic Warp Speed! Your Social Life is About to Boldly Go Where No Archer Has Gone Before!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Expect Cosmic Shenanigans as Mars Enters Retrograde, or 'Why Can't Planets Just Use GPS?'"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Your Scales Are About to Tilt: Mercury Retrograde Demands You Leave the Couch...And Maybe Save Some Replicants!"

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Virgo Report

"Great Scott! Virgo, Get Ready to Flux Capacitor Your Life into Overdrive This Month!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Use the Roar! Galactic Shifts Predict a Hair-Raising Week Ahead, May the Furr-ce Be With You!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Prepare for Alien Invasions and Intergalactic Crab Dances: Your Horoscope's Outta This World!"

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Gemini Report

"Double Trouble Gemini: Even an Alien Can't Decode Your Dual Personality This Week!"

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Taurus Report

"Tea, Earl Grey, Hot: Taurus Prepares for a Brew-tiful Week of Cosmic Surprises, Engage!"

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Aries Report

"Brace Yourself, Aries! Mars is in Retrograde and it's Throwing a Cosmic Tantrum Bigger Than a Black Hole's Bad Hair Day!"

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The Moon is moving from Scorpio to Sagittarius

"Picasso's Palette, or How the Moon Sidestepped Scorpio and Pulled a Legolas into Sagittarius: A Comedic Cosmic Shuffle!"

ChipWitch Today for 7 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 7 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 7 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Neptune's Nerd Alert: Pisces, Prepare for a Galactic Rollercoaster of Emotions, Starfish Style!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aliens Called, Aquarius: They Want Their Quirkiness Back - Your Weekly Cosmic Shenanigans Forecast!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorns, Prepare for a Galactic Goat Rodeo! Saturn's Rings Aren't Just for Show!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Shoot Your Cosmic Arrow...Right into a Black Hole of Existential Crisis!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, ready your sting! Binary code predicts a cosmic rollercoaster ahead. Beep boop beep!"

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Libra Report

"Libra: Scales Tip Towards Awkward Social Interactions, Spontaneous Dance-offs and Unexpected Alien Encounters!"

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Virgo Report

"RoboCop Reports: Virgo, it's not a malfunction! Stars Align for Spring Cleaning and System Updates!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's roaring into star-studded comedy: Uranus plans a surprise party while Mercury RSVPs 'Maybe'!"

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Cancer Report

"Quantum Quirks Ahead, Cancer! Prepare for a Cosmic Cha-Cha with Your Crabby Constellation!"

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Gemini Report

"Twins Unite! Mercury's Roller-Skating Backwards & You're Invited to the Cosmic Disco!"

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Taurus Report

"Starry Forecast for Taurus: Bullish On Love But Bearish On Burritos - Prepare for a Cosmic Rumble!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Prepare to Ram-ble! Mars is in Retrograde, Expect Spontaneous Combustion of Plans!"

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ChipWitch Today for 6 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 6 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 6 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Preflight Checks for Astronaut Loral O’Hara

Expedition 70 NASA astronaut Loral O'Hara has her Russian Sokol spacesuit pressure checked ahead launching to the International Space Station with fel...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare for Galactic Goof-ups: Neptune's in Retrograde and Forgot Its Space-GPS!"

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Aquarius Report

"Quantum Fluctuations Predict: Aquarius, Your Week Will Have More Twists Than a TARDIS Trip Through a Black Hole!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Caffeine Rush: Saturn's Rings Are Spinning Faster Than Your Espresso Machine!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Probability of Adventure for Sagittarius at 3720 to 1: Galactic Wanderlust Engaged!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Expect a Cosmic Sting in your Tail, but Remember, It's Just the Universe Tickling your Funny Bone!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Pogo Stick Ride: It's All About Balance, Baby!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Brace Yourself! Your Organizational Skills to be Tested by Cosmic Tornado of Unpredictability!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare for a Cosmic Mane-tenance: Your Starry Hairball is about to be Coughed Up by the Universe!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Prepare to Claw Your Way Out of Retrograde: Picasso Couldn't Have Painted a More Twisted Cosmic Picture!"

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Gemini Report

"Twinsies Alert! Gemini, Prepare for a Cosmic Do-Si-Do of Dualistic Dance-offs and Astral Awkwardness!"

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Taurus Report

"Grab Your Space-Cowboy Boots, Taurus! It's Time to Ride the Galactic Bull in the Cosmic Rodeo!"

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Aries Report

"Aries Forecast: Exterminate Self-Doubt, Initiate Galactic Confidence! Beware of Retrograde Daleks in Saturn's Orbit!"

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The Moon is moving from Libra to Scorpio

"Buckle Up, Space Cadets: Moon's Ditching Libra and Sneaking into Scorpio's Lair, Expect Emotional Tidal Waves & Intense Star Wars!"

ChipWitch Today for 5 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 5 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 5 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Amazonian Leaders Visit "Space for Earth"

Amazonian leaders visit "Space for Earth," an immersive audio-visual installation that draws from near real-time satellite data and images, in NASA's ...

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Pisces Report

"Neptune's Nudging Pisces Towards a Social Life: Time to Trade Your Snuggie for Some Snazzy Pants!"

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Aquarius Report

"Galactic Giggles Forecast: Aquarius, Prepare to 'Water' Your Inner Alien with Cosmic Laughter!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare for Slight Imbalance: Saturn's Rings Are Tilted and It May Just Be Your Fault!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, You're Shooting Arrows in Space! Brace for Galactic Shenanigans Ahead!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio: Prepare for a Stellar Conga Line as Planets Shimmy into Your House - Cosmic Cha-Cha-Cha, Anyone?"

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Libra Report

"Libra: Finally, Balance in the Force! But Remember, No Jedi Mind Tricks at the Grocery Store Please!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, May the Force (and Your Organizational Skills) Be With You - It's Clean-Up Time in the Galaxy!"

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Leo Report

"Leo: Prepare to Engage Warp Speed on Your Emotional Roller Coaster. Fascinating, Isn't It?"

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Cancer Report

"Crabs on Ice: Cancer's Astrological Forecast Proves It's Not Just Frozen Aliens That Like to Keep Things Chilly!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, Prepare Your Socks: Cosmic Twists Ahead Might Just Knock 'Em Off!"

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Taurus Report

"Taurus, Brace for Impact: Your Planetary Alignment is More Stubborn than a Star Trek Tribble on a Klingon Warbird!"

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Aries Report

"Brace Yourselves, Aries, as Mars Takes a Joyride: Expect Unprecedented Fireworks in your Social Life!"

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Mars is moving from Sagittarius to Capricorn

"Mars Packs Up Its Fiery Arrows, Trades in Sagittarian Horse for Capricorn's Goat! It's Less 'Galactic Centaur', More 'Stellar Mountain Climber' Now!"

ChipWitch Today for 4 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 4 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 4 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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NASA’s Crew-4 Q&A With Students at Martin Luther King Jr Memorial Library

NASA astronauts Kjell Lindgren, Jessica Watkins, and Robert Hines participate in STEM demonstrations with local students at the Martin Luther King Jr ...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, prepare for a stellar week! Neptune's in retrograde and it can't even remember where it left its keys!"

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Aquarius Report

"Strap On Your Shiny Space Boots, Aquarius! Stars Say It's High Time for Some Thrilling Heroics!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, May the Forsight be with You: Your Death Star-Sized Ambitions may Finally Pay Off!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Quantum Physics and Star Dust Align for Sagittarius: Time to Harness Your Inner Wormhole!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, This Week Your Destiny Lies Along an Unforeseen Path, Not Unlike Anakin's - Minus the Dramatic Transformation into Darth Vader, We Hope!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare to Balance More Than Just Scales - An Unexpected Invasion of Space Doughnuts is on the Horizon!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert: Time to Tidy Up the Cosmos, Your Planetary Closet is in Retrograde!"

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Leo Report

"Leo Forecast: Prepare for a Mane Event as Stars Roar for Attention - Time to Go Full 'Lion King' on the Universe!"

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Cancer Report

"Bleep-bloop! Cancerians, prepare for a Cosmic Crabwalk: Full Moon Edition! Expect Some Astrological Shell-shock!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, Prepare for Cosmic Twindemonium: Your Stars are Doing the Cha-Cha!"

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Taurus Report

"Raging Bulls in a China Shop: Taurus, Time to Channel Your Inner Dalek and Exterminate Clutter!"

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Aries Report

"Brace Yourselves Aries: Mars Has Left the Building and Your Inner Fireball is Going Haywire...Again!"

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ChipWitch Today for 3 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 3 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 3 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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NASA’s SpaceX Crew-6 Preflight

Jupiter, top, and Venus, bottom, are seen with the crescent Moon above the Vehicle Assembly Building, Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2023, at NASA’s Kennedy Spac...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare for a Galactic Waltz: Your Fishy Fins are About to Tango with the Tides of Jupiter's Moons!"

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Aquarius Report

"Watch Out, Aquarius! Mercury’s Retrograding Harder than a Geek at a Star Trek Convention!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare to Navigate the Starry Seas: Your Goat is on a Galactic Roller Coaster!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: Prepare for a Warp Speed Shift in Your Galactic Coordinates, or as We Like to Call It - Tuesday!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpios, Prepare for Alien Invasions of Passion this Week - Remember, the Truth (and Love) is Out There!"

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Libra Report

"Libra: Harmonizing with the Cosmos, or just Trying to Balance Your Checkbook? Stars Weigh In!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Brace Yourself for Cosmic Geek-Out: Your Planets are Pulling a Full-On Game of Thrones!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Brace Yourself for a Galactic Roar: Even Your Hairball-Producing Cat Might be More Decisive this Week!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer Crustaceans, Prepare for a Celestial Crabwalk; Retrograde is Coming!"

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Gemini Report

"Double Trouble Alert! Gemini Twins, Hold Onto Your Nebulas – This Week's Forecast Is a Real Cosmic Roller Coaster!"

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Taurus Report

"Stubborn as a Bull: Taurus, it's Time to Strap on your Rocket Boots and Defy Gravitational Laws!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Pack Your Plasma Rifle! Mars is in Retrograde, so Prepare for Intergalactic Miscommunications!"

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The Moon is moving from Virgo to Libra

"Alert! Lunar Module Moon is Ditching Virgo's Neat-Freak Vibes for Libra's Cocktail Party: Time to Balance Those Scales... and Maybe Your Social Life!"

ChipWitch Today for 2 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 2 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 2 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Grab Your Sonic Screwdriver! Timey-Wimey Stuff on the Horizon!"

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Aquarius Report

"Great Scott, Aquarius! Your Stars are Fluxing Capacitor-ready for a Cosmic Hoverboard Ride this Month!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn Forecast: You're about to climb an emotional mountain... Bring snacks!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Time to Shoot for the Stars - Just Remember Your Arrow Isn't a Light Saber, and You're Not Actually an Intergalactic Bounty Hunter!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio: Prepare for a Cosmic Tango with Mars - Remember, Two Left Feet are Better than Five Tentacles!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Get Ready to Balance Your Scales with a Dose of Intergalactic Whimsy and Cosmic Charm!"

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Virgo Report

"Particle Physics and Patchouli: A Virgo's Unpredictable Voyage through the Quantum Cosmos!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: Jupiter is Swinging into Your Sign Like Tarzan on a Vine, and Mars is in Retrograde Doing the Moonwalk!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer Season Forecast: Prepare for Emotional Surges Stronger than a Warp Core Breach!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, brace yourself! Your twin stars are set to 'double trouble' mode. May the cosmic force be with you."

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Taurus Report

"Taurus, Prepare to Charge: Cosmic Bull Market Ahead - But Don't Mistake Stars for Alien Cattle!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Get Ready to Ram into the Universe's Comedic Side: Your Planetary Pals Are Gearing Up for a Galactic Guffaw!"

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ChipWitch Today for 1 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 1 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 1 January, 2024. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare for a Galactic Tidal Wave of Change: Your Goldfish Might Be More Enlightened Than You!"

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Aquarius Report

"Timey-Wimey Twists & Cosmic Quirks: Aquarius, Brace Yourself for a Nebula of Nerdiness This Month!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare to Boldly Goat Where No Goat Has Gone Before: Extraterrestrial Abductions Predicted in Your Weekly Horoscope!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Grab Your Bow! You're About to Shoot for the Stars...Just Don't Hit a Satellite, Okay?"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Expect a Stellar Upheaval: Mars Moves into Your Living Room and Refuses to Do the Dishes!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare for a Cosmic Tug-of-War: Your Scale is About to Tilt!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Brace Yourself for Cosmic Tidying: Even the Universe thinks Your DVD Collection Needs Alphabetizing!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, This Week You'll Shine Brighter Than My Inauguration Spray Tan!"

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Cancer Report

"Attention Cancers: RoboCop Predicts Lunar Hijinks! Prepare to Serenade Saturn, Outwit Uranus and Tickle a Few Stars!"

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Gemini Report

"Galactic Geminis, brace your antigrav boots: Mercury's retrograde is about to make your social life more twisted than a Quantum Entanglement Conundrum!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace Yourself, Taurus: Your Stubbornness Might Just Cause a Galactic Traffic Jam!"

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Aries Report

"Aries: Ambitious or Just Impatient? Either Way, The Universe Has a 'Hold My Beer' Moment for You This Week!"

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The Moon is moving from Leo to Virgo

"Lunar Leo Leaps to Virtuous Virgo: Moon's Majestic Mane Morphs into Humble Hippie Headband!"

ChipWitch Today for 31 December, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 31 December, 2023

Retrograde Report for 31 December, 2023. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Brace for Impact, Pisces: Your Emotional Intelligence is Soaring to Alien Levels This Week!"

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Aquarius Report

"Lawful Aquarius, Brace Yourself! Saturn's Ringing in Cosmic Traffic Tickets and Jupiter's Playing Copilot!"

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Capricorn Report

"Phasers Set to Fun: Capricorn, Prepare for an Interstellar Adventure of Cosmic Proportions! Warp Speed Ahead to Prosperity!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarian Cyborgs, Recharge Your Quivers! Cosmic Arrows Point to a Week of Unruly Microchips and Unexpected Holographic Romances!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, prepare for a cosmic rollercoaster! Mars is doing the cha-cha in your house of romance - just remember, passion is like a photon torpedo, fun until it explodes!"

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Libra Report

"Libran Alert! Balancing Scales with Binary Stars: An Unexpected Cosmic Twist has Your Inner Vulcan Eyeing the Horoscope!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo: Prepare for an Invasion of Orderliness as Mercury Becomes Your Personal Organizer - Beware of Falling Staplers!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare for a Cosmic Hairball! Planetary Alignments Promise a Purr-fectly Hairy Week!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves! The Crab Constellation is Taking a Galactic Dip and It's About to Get Splashy!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, You're About to Escape from Boredomville: Fasten Your Rocket Boots and Prepare for Cosmic Shenanigans!"

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Taurus Report

"Get ready to Grab the Bull by the Horns: Taurus Season Approaches! Or as I like to call it, 'The Universe's Annual Cow-Tipping Competition'!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Brace Yourselves: Mars is in Retrograde and Your Coffee Maker Might Just Stage a Rebellion!"

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ChipWitch Today for 30 December, 2023

This is Chipwitch Today, your daily source of reliable data upon which you can base your daily practice.

Retrograde Report for 30 December, 2023

Retrograde Report for 30 December, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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Large Magellanic Fireworks

Resembling sparks from a fireworks display, this image taken by a JPL camera onboard NASA's Hubble Space Telescope shows delicate filaments that are s...

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