ChipWitch Today for 7 February, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 7 February, 2024

Retrograde Report for 7 February, 2024. There are no planets in retrograde!

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First Artemis Moon Crew Trains for Return to Earth

NASA astronaut and Artemis II commander Reid Wiseman exits the side of a mockup of the Orion spacecraft during a training exercise in the Neutral Buoy...

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Pisces Report

"Star-crossed Pisces, Prepare for Galactic Shenanigans as Neptune Tries to Fix its WiFi Connection!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius Forecast: Expect a Stellar Traffic Jam as Mars Double Parks in Your Love Zone!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, brace yourself! Saturn has gone rogue and it’s not taking prisoners!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Judge Dredd Declares: Sagittarius, You're Under Arrest... for Being Too Optimistic! Expect a Sentence of Excessive Adventures and Chance Meetings!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio: This Week, Your Stars Align More Than My Socks Do After Laundry Day!"

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Libra Report

"Libra's Limbo: Balancing the Scales of Life, Love, and Late-Night Snack Choices!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Flux Capacitor Engaged: Time-traveling to a Week of Unforeseen Opportunities and Sudden Love Interests - Hold onto your Hoverboards!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Lionheart Roars This Week: Cosmic Catnip or Astral Hairball?"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Beware! The Universe Plans a Cosmic Game of Hide and Seek; Your Keys are First on the List!"

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Gemini Report

"EXTERMINATE BOREDOM, GEMINI! COSMIC ALIGNMENT PLANS GALACTIC TAKEOVER OF YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!"

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Taurus Report

"Stubborn as a Taurus? More Like 'Bull'ishly Determined! Milky Way's Next Top Model or Not, Brace for a Cosmic Catwalk!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Buckle Up! Your Flux Capacitor is on the Fritz - Expect Time-traveling Shenanigans and Cosmic Speed Bumps!"

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The Moon is moving from Sagittarius to Capricorn

"Guess What? The Moon's Packing Up Its Bow, Arrow and Party Popper from Sagittarius and Heading to Capricorn’s Office for a Serious Chat! Hold onto your Telescopes, Folks!"

ChipWitch Today for 6 February, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 6 February, 2024

Retrograde Report for 6 February, 2024. There are no planets in retrograde!

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Deputy Discovery and Systems Health Technical Area Lead Dr. Rodney Martin

"... it's challenge, service, and building the future. If I don't do anything else in my entire life except for those three things, I'm at least getti...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, prepare to swim through the cosmic sea as Neptune plays Marco Polo - Blindfold Not Included!"

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Aquarius Report

"Quantum Leap Ahead, Aquarius! Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Shift That Will Make Spock's Eyebrows Raise!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn's Cosmic Comedy: When Planets Play Pranks, Goats Get Giggles!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: Time to Trade Your Bow for a Lightsaber, because the Stars are Ready for a Galactic Rumble!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Brace for Interstellar Overdrive: You Might Be the Center of the Universe This Week. But Then Again, It's Probably Just a Glitch in the Matrix."

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Libra Report

"Libra Scales Tip Toward Chaos: Mercury in Retrograde Demands Balance, Pizza and a Deep-Dive into Quantum Physics!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, prepare for an intergalactic roller-coaster! Your stars align like a wonky Tetris game: Challenging but ultimately satisfying!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Forecast: Mane-Taming Tips and Galactic Roars - Expect a Cosmic Hairball of Planetary Shenanigans!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves for a Stellar Rollercoaster: Cylons Couldn't Predict This Galactic Mayhem!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, Prepare to Make the Kessel Run: Your Twinned Personalities are About to Go Light Speed!"

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Taurus Report

"Galactic Bull Market Alert: Taurus, Prepare for a Cosmic Cow-Tipping of Fortune!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Brace Yourself for Cosmic Shenanigans as Mars Does the Cha-Cha in Retrograde!"

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ChipWitch Today for 5 February, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 5 February, 2024

Retrograde Report for 5 February, 2024. There are no planets in retrograde!

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Pack Your Rubber Duckies! You're About to Dive into a Tsunami of Cosmic Emotions - And Yes, There Will Be a Quiz!"

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Aquarius Report

"Intergalactic Alert: Aquarius, Your Cosmic WiFi May Need a Reboot. Stay Calm and Carry a Flux Capacitor!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, It's Time To Get Your Hooves Dirty: A Cosmic Guide to Stop Star Gazing and Start Doing!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, May the Force (of Gravity) Not Keep You Down: A Cosmic Guide to Defeating Your Personal Death Star in Skinny Jeans"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpios, Brace Yourselves for Intergalactic Shenanigans: The Stars Are About to Play a Cosmic Version of 'Dungeons and Dragons' with Your Life!"

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Libra Report

"Balancing Act: Libra, the Universe is Teetering on Your Scales...or Maybe That's Just Your Love Life!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Prepare to Juggle Quasars! Cosmic Cleanup on Aisle Earth Imminent!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Beam Up Your Confidence! Starship Enterprise Predicts Bold Adventures and Phaser-Level Charisma!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Prepare Your Crustacean Claws! Moonwalk Through Emotional Tides Might Make You Feel Like You've Teleported to a Sci-Fi Series!"

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Gemini Report

"Fasten Your Jetpacks, Gemini! Galactic Twists and Quantum Leaps Ahead in This Week's Astro Forecast!"

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Taurus Report

"Building Walls Against Retrogrades: A Taurus' Strategic Plan for Cosmic Domination!"

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Aries Report

"Aries in Retrograde: Find Out How To Turn Your Ram Into A Rocket!"

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Mercury is moving from Capricorn to Aquarius

"Mercury Pulls a Skywalker: Ditching the Dark Side of Capricorn for the Galactic Groove of Aquarius!"

ChipWitch Today for 4 February, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 4 February, 2024

Retrograde Report for 4 February, 2024. There are no planets in retrograde!

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Pisces Report

"Order in the Cosmos! Pisces, Prepare for a Tsunami of Cosmic Energy - It's Not a Crime to Feel All the Feels!"

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Aquarius Report

"Boldly Go Where No Aquarius Has Gone Before: Uncharted Love Planets and Nebulas of Career Opportunities Await!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Set Phasers to Fun: Your Planetary Alignments are More Mixed Up than a Klingon at a Star Trek Convention!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Time to Unleash Your Inner Centaur: Interstellar Shenanigans Await!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Expect a Galactic Tango of Passion, Secrets and Quantum Mechanics!"

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Libra Report

"Libra Forecast: Balancing Act on a Cosmic Teeter-Totter, or How to Juggle Stars Without Dropping Your Dignity!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, this week you're more balanced than a perfectly calibrated equation in a quantum physics lecture! Prepare for cosmic harmony, but remember, no one can hear you scream in space... or when you find that missing sock."

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Leo Report

"Leo, May the Force of Planetary Alignment Be With You: Navigating Your Galactic Love Life and Avoiding Darth Vader Moments!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer, brace yourself for a cosmic ride this week! It's less 'Alien encounter' and more 'Lost in Space', but who says you need a spaceship to explore the universe?"

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Gemini Report

"Double Trouble Alert: Gemini Goes Retrograde, or Just Their Typical Two-Faced Tango?"

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Taurus Report

"May the Bull be With You: A Taurus's Cosmic Journey in Dodging Asteroids and Embracing Love!"

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Aries Report

"Rocket Fuel on Fire! Aries, Prepare for the Cosmic Rollercoaster of Your Astrological DNA Being Stirred with a Galactic Whisk!"

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The Moon is moving from Scorpio to Sagittarius

"Brace Yourselves, Space Cadets: The Moon's Shifting from the Scorpionic Dark Side to Sagittarius's Party Central!"

ChipWitch Today for 3 February, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 3 February, 2024

Retrograde Report for 3 February, 2024. There are no planets in retrograde!

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Hubble Sees a Merged Galaxy

This new NASA Hubble Space Telescope image shows ESO 185-IG013, a luminous blue compact galaxy (BCG). BCGs are nearby galaxies that show an intense bu...

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Pisces Report

"Highly Illogical Pisces: Starfleet Predicts Galactic Emotional Waves, Pack Your Vulcan Tissues!"

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Aquarius Report

"Caution, Aquarius! Your Uranus is Showing - A Galactic Hitchhiker's Guide to Navigating the Nebulous Nuances of Your Astrological Forecast!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Time to Ram into Success or Just Stubbornly Headbutt the Universe?"

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Sagittarius Report

"Get Ready, Sagittarius! The Stars Say it's Time to Escape from your Comfort Zone...or is it New York?"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Prepare for an Emotional Overhaul, More Intense Than RoboCop's Hardware Upgrade!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Brace Yourself! You're About to Balance the Universe on One Finger... While Eating a Jelly Baby!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Forecast: Mercury in Retrograde Again! Hold onto Your Glasses, It's About to Get Bumpy!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, the Lion King of Zodiac is Roaring: Buckle Up for a Galactic Rollercoaster of Love, Laughter and Lint-Tossing!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancers, Brace Your Antennae: The Cosmos Churns with a Twist of Quantum Quirkiness and a Splash of Gravitational Grooviness!"

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Gemini Report

"Deckard Couldn't Even: Gemini's Rollercoaster Ride in Retrograde, More Twisty Than a Replicant's Logic Puzzle!"

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Taurus Report

"Stellar Traffic Jam Ahead, Taurus -- Time to Grab Your Cosmic Coffee and Buckle Up for an Interstellar Ride!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Brace Yourselves: Your Planetary Overlords Plot a Cosmic Comedy Show, Featuring You!"

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ChipWitch Today for 2 February, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 2 February, 2024

Retrograde Report for 2 February, 2024. There are no planets in retrograde!

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First Hot Fire Test of the Year for Artemis

NASA completed a full-duration, 500-second hot fire of an RS-25 certification engine Jan. 17, continuing a critical test series to support future SLS ...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim Sideways: Mercury's Doing the Backstroke and Mars Lost its Water Wings!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius Forecast: Prepare for a Stellar Meltdown - Uranus is in Retrograde and It's Not Happy About It!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Brace for Impact: Saturn's Retrograde is Like a Cylon Ambush on Your Patience!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Hold Onto Your Flux Capacitors! This Week's Forecast is a Cosmic Whirlwind of 1.21 Gigawatts!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare for a Galactic Clean-Up: It's Time to Sort Through Your Emotional Junk Drawer!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare to Balance Your Scales with Cosmic Harmony, or Risk Floating Away in Space Like a Lost Satellite...Again!"

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Virgo Report

"Patience, you must have, Virgo! In the stars, a traffic jam there seems to be. Mercury in retrograde, causing cosmic hiccups it is!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, prepare to ROAR! Solar flares might mess with your WiFi, but your cosmic connection is stronger than any router!"

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Cancer Report

"Beep Bloop Bop! Cancer, Prepare for a Cosmic Crab Walk as Planetary Shifts Promise Galactic Giggles!"

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Gemini Report

"Double Trouble: Gemini's Two-Faced Planetary Caffeine Rush Predicts a Week Full of Schrödinger's Decisions!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace Yourselves, Tauruses! Venus is in Retrograde and It's About to Throw More Curveballs Than a Jealous Android on a Pitching Mound!"

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Aries Report

"Red Alert, Aries! Mars is in Retrograde and it's Stealing Your WiFi!"

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The Moon is moving from Libra to Scorpio

"Strap in, Space Cowboys: The Moon's Slipping from Libra's Scales to Scorpio's Stinger - It's About to Get as Bumpy as a Ride on Serenity!"

ChipWitch Today for 1 February, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 1 February, 2024

Retrograde Report for 1 February, 2024. There are no planets in retrograde!

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Cygnus Flies to the International Space Station

A successful liftoff from Space Launch Complex 40 at Cape Canaveral Space Force Station in Florida as Northrop Grumman’s Cygnus spacecraft, atop a Spa...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces Phone Home! Your Cosmic Connection is Calling, Don't Leave it on Alien Voicemail!"

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Aquarius Report

"Logic Meets Lunacy: Aquarius, Your Binary Star System of Quirkiness is in Full Alignment This Month!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorns, Brace Yourselves: The Universe is About to Drop the Mic... And It Might Land on Your Ambitions!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Dodge Comet Showers and Juggle Planets: Your Gravity-Defying Week Ahead!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Brace Yourself for a Stellar Twist: Even the Black Hole of Your Ex Can't Compare to this Week's Cosmic Drama!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Better Get Your Balance Right or You'll End Up Dancing with the Stars - And Not in a Fun, TV Show Kinda Way!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Hold Onto Your Protractors! Stars Predict an Algorithm of Chaos This Week!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: Galactic Catnip and Quantum Mouse-holes in Your Astrological Litterbox!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancers: Time to Come Out of Your Shell, or Face Galactic Consequences!"

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Gemini Report

"Great Scott, Gemini! Flux Capacitor Activated - Time Warp to Unprecedented Possibilities Ahead!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace Yourself, Taurus! Venus Plans a Surprise Visit and She's Not Bringing Brownies!"

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Aries Report

"Red Alert, Aries: Martian Mayhem Ahead! Time to Buckle Up Those Rocket Boots!"

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ChipWitch Today for 31 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 31 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 31 January, 2024. There are no planets in retrograde!

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Earth's Atmospheric Glow

This high exposure photograph revealed Earth's atmospheric glow against the backdrop of a starry sky in this image taken from the International Space ...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces Unleashed: Prepare for a Cosmic Splash as Neptune Sends More Waves Than Your WiFi Router!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius: Expect a cosmic cocktail of celestial shenanigans! Uranus is going retro, and it's not because it forgot its phone!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare for a Stellar U-Turn: Your Planetary Alignment is More Mixed Up than a Quantum Physics Pop Quiz!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself: Galactic Traffic Jam Ahead! Jupiter's In Retrograde, So Late Deliveries Of Good Luck Expected!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio: Brace Yourself to Battle Robots of Routine, Just Like Sarah Connor - Only Funnier and Less Sweaty"

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Libra Report

"Libra, You're About to Balance More Than Just Scales, Grab Your Brown Coat and Get Ready for a Serenity-Filled Space Ride!"

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Virgo Report

"Hey Virgo, Better Polish Those Glasses! Uranus is Retrograding and it's Going to Get Messier than a Quantum Physics Symposium After-Party!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Brace for a Cosmic Hairball! Your Lion's Mane is about to get Tangled in the Astral Litterbox of Life!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Strap on Your Moon Boots! Galactic Crab Walk Forecasted for Your Love Life!"

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Gemini Report

"Get to the Chopper, Gemini! Alien Stars are Flexing their Cosmic Muscles!"

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Taurus Report

"Watch Out Taurus, Saturn's in Retrograde and It's About as Cooperative as a Vogon Poetry Reading!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Buckle Up! Intergalactic Speed Bumps Ahead - It's Not a Flux Capacitor Malfunction!"

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The Moon is moving from Virgo to Libra

"Great Lunar Shift, Batman! The Moon's Ditching Virgo for Libra: Expect a Cosmic Balancing Act...or Maybe Just More Indecisiveness!"

ChipWitch Today for 30 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 30 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 30 January, 2024. There are no planets in retrograde!

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A New Home for Ingenuity Mars Helicopter Prototype

The aerial prototype of the Ingenuity Mars Helicopter is seen at the Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum’s Steve F. Udvar-Hazy Center, Friday, D...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Navigate the Cosmic Ocean Waves Like a Space Duck on a Hoverboard!"

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Aquarius Report

"Extraterrestrial Alert! Aquarius, Your Horoscope is Leaking Quantum Fluctuations and It's Time to Grab Your Rubber Ducks!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, This Week the Force of Saturn Will Be With You; Don't Forget Your Lightsaber!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: Brace for Impact as Mercury Enters Retrograde - Prepare for Missed Emails, Lost Keys and Accidental Texts to Exes!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare for Cosmic Justice! The Stars are Issuing a Warrant for Unprecedented Transformation!"

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The Moon is moving from Virgo to Libra

"Moody Moon Terminates Virgo Vacation, Leaps into Libra's Lap: Resistance is Futile!"

Libra Report

"Libra: Prepare for Interstellar Balance! Venus is out of Retrograde, so stop blaming it for your bad hair days."

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, May the Force of Mercury Be With You - But Seriously, Watch Out for Retrograde, It's the Real Death Star!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Forecast: Galactic Gavel Slams Down! Lions Break Loose in the Starry Court of the Cosmos!"

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Cancer Report

"Prepare Your Crabby Shells, Cancerians! A Galactic Tidal Wave of Emotions and Retrograde Mayhem is on its Way!"

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Gemini Report

"Brace Yourselves, Geminis! Your Twin Stars Demand a Double Dose of Fun and Quantum Quirkiness This Week!"

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Taurus Report

"Timey-Wimey Taurus: Brace Yourself for a Whirlwind of Cosmic Bull Energies with a Side of Sonic Screwdriver Shenanigans!"

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Aries Report

"Rocketing Forward: Aries, Your Mars-ian Energy Set to Blast Off This Month - Hold on to Your Space Helmets!"

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ChipWitch Today for 29 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 29 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 29 January, 2024. There are no planets in retrograde!

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Pisces Report

"Breaking Stellar News: Pisces Swims into Uncharted Cosmo-Waters - Neptune Forgot Floaties!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, 'Hasta La Vista, Baby!' - Say Goodbye to Cosmic Chaos and Beam Up Some Starry Success!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare to Launch! The Universe is About to Hit CTRL+ALT+DEL on Your Life's Task Manager!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Grab Your Sonic Screwdriver! Your Star-Mapped Journey Through the Space-Time Continuum Awaits!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio's Forecast: Prepare for a Cosmic Tailspin, A Sting of Luck, and a Starry-eyed Encounter with Uranus!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Brace Yourselves for Outer-Space Level Balance: Even an Alien's Drool Won't Tip Your Scales!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, I'm Afraid I Can't Do That: The Universe Suggests You Reboot Your Love Life This Month!"

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Leo Report

"Gandalf Warns Leos: One Does Not Simply Waltz into a Retrograde without a Plan!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancer, Prepare for a Cosmic Pinch! Your Stars are Aligning in a Quantum Quandary!"

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Gemini Report

"Galactic Alert: Gemini, Hold Your Lightsabers High! The Stars Predict a Rebellion in Your Routine!"

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Taurus Report

"Beam Me Up, Taurus! - Your Bullish Charm Might Not Move Mountains, But It's Sure to Abduct Some Alien Hearts!"

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Aries Report

"Aries: Mars is in Retrograde, But Don't Panic! Your Thrusters are Still on Full Blast!"

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ChipWitch Today for 28 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 28 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 28 January, 2024. There are no planets in retrograde!

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prep Your Fins! Mercury's going retrograde and you're about to swim through a cosmic whirlpool of 'what the fish'!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarians, Brace Yourselves for a Galactic Tsunami of Twists and Turns: Quantum Physics Meets Horoscope Hysteria!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Brace Yourself for a Cyborg-Free Week! No Time Travelers, Just Star Transits!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Aliens Haven't Invaded Yet, So Keep Your Sonic Screwdriver Handy, Sagittarius! Your Stars Are Aligning in a Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey Sort of Way!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpios, this week you'll feel as complicated as the Millennium Falcon's hyperdrive system - Strangely Unpredictable yet Unbelievably Efficient!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare to Align Your Scales! Interstellar Diplomacy Peaks this Week, or as We Say in Galactica - Time to Play Nice with Cylons!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo's Weekly Forecast: Expect Cosmic Tidiness Overload, Mercury Goes Retrograde and your OCD is NOT Amused!"

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Leo Report

"Leo Pride Alert: Universe Confirms You're the Main Character, but Beware of Mercury's Retrograde Photobomb!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, prepare for an out-of-this-world week! Aliens might not be landing in your backyard, but your luck sure is!"

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Gemini Report

"Double Trouble: Gemini's See-Saw Week Ahead - Will It Be Quantum Physics or Flower Power?"

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Taurus Report

"Taurus, Ready Your Pasture: Comet Cows are Coming to Graze on Your Astro-Turf!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Hold Onto Your Ram Horns: Retrograde Rollercoaster Ahead!"

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The Moon is moving from Leo to Virgo

"Hold Onto Your Telescopes, Earthlings: The Moon is Ditching Leo for Virgo in a Galactic Game of Musical Chairs!"

ChipWitch Today for 27 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 27 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 27 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Bleep-Bloop, Pisces! Mercury's in Retrograde, Time to Recharge Those Emotional Batteries... and Maybe Your Phone Too!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, You're Bursting with Ideas Like a Xenomorph from a Chest! Prepare for an Out-of-this-World Week!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorns, Brace Yourselves: Saturn's About to Pull a Spock and Beam You Up to Responsibility Station!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Warp Speed into a Nebula of Love - but Don't Forget Your Phaser!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Time to Dodge Planetary Bullets Like Neo! - Will You Take the Red Planet or the Blue Planet?"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare to Balance More than Your Checkbook: Cosmic Scales Tilt Towards Chaos & Comet Dust Cupcakes!"

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Virgo Report

"Venus Aligns with Virgo: Time to Tidy Up that Love Life, Picasso Style!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Horoscope: Expect a Galactic Traffic Jam in Your Fifth House, Time to Use Your Mane Power!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancer Cosmos Conundrum: Galactic Guidance Suggests it's Time to Come Out of Your Shell and Stop Mooning Around!"

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Gemini Report

"Double the Fun, Double the Trouble: Gemini's Whirlwind Week of Cosmic Twists, Quantum Quirks and Accidental Conquests of Parallel Universes!"

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Taurus Report

"Bullseye! Taurus Rockets into Retrograde - Aliens Say it's Time for Self-Care, not Cow-Tipping!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Brace Yourselves! Mars is Doing a Samba and Your Life's about to Turn into an Episode of 'Space-West-Wing!'"

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ChipWitch Today for 26 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 26 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 26 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Day of Remembrance

From left to right, NASA Administrator Bill Nelson, NASA Deputy Administrator Pam Melroy, and Deputy Chief of Mission for the Embassy of Israel Eliav ...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Expect Your Luck to Be as Fluctuating as The Mandalorian's Bounty Hunting Rates This Week!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aliens Called, Aquarius: They Want Their Quirkiness Back - A Galactic Forecast for the Water Bearer!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorns Beware! Saturn's Rings are More Tangled than Your Headphones After a Pocket Journey!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Grab Your Bow! Jupiter's Retrograde is Making it Rain Cats and Dogs... And Maybe a Few Meteors!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Cloaking Device Activated! Stealth Mode On, Intense Emotions Invisible... For Now"

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Libra Report

"Brace for Impact, Libra! Venus is in Retrograde, Expect a Flurry of Unanswered Texts and Unmatched Socks!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Your Stars are More Mixed Up Than a Quantum Physics Pop Quiz!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare for a Cosmic Hairball: Mars in Retrograde Might Just Ruffle Your Majestic Mane!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves: Your Crabby Side may Get a Cosmic Pinch this Month!"

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Gemini Report

"Twins, Buckle Up! The Universe is Playing Ping-Pong with Your Destiny This Week!"

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Taurus Report

"Planets Align for Taurus: Spontaneous Mullet Growth and Sudden Cravings for Vegan Tacos Predicted!"

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Aries Report

"Stars Aligning for Aries: Expect Sudden Cravings for Quantum Physics and Organic Quinoa!"

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The Moon is moving from Cancer to Leo

"E.T. Phone Home: The Moon Ditches Hermit Crab Cancer for Party Lion Leo. Extra-Terrestrial Disco, Anyone?"

ChipWitch Today for 25 January, 2024

This is Chipwitch Today, your daily source of reliable data upon which you can base your daily practice.

Retrograde Report for 25 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 25 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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