Celebrating NASA's Spirit and Opportunity Rovers’ Mars Landings

On the 20th anniversary of the landing of Spirit and Opportunity, celebrate NASA’s Mars Exploration Rover Project with this two-sided poster that list...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, gear up for a cosmic splash! Or should I say, splashdown? Because it seems the Matrix has you swimming in celestial uncertainty!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius Forecast: Brace Yourselves, Water Bearers! The Stars Predict a Flood of Opportunities, Quirkiness, and Perhaps Alien Abductions!"

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Capricorn Report

"Gandalf the Grey Proclaims: Capricorn, You Shall Not Pass... Up These Stellar Opportunities!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Dodge a Meteor Shower of Opportunity: Your Lucky Stars are in a Tug-of-War with Gravity!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpios, Prepare to Sting: Mercury Retrograde Plans a Surprise Party in your Sign!"

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Libra Report

"Libra: Time to Balance Your Scales and Your Social Life, Before the Universe Does it with a Cosmic Smackdown!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo's Voyage: Buckle Up for Cosmic Cleaning! Mercury in Retrograde gets a Swiffer!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Forecast: Boldly Roaring into the Cosmos, or Just Another Cat Video? Let's Paws and Reflect!"

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The Moon is moving from Cancer to Leo

"Breaking News: Moon Ditches Its Crabby Pants for a Fiery Lion's Mane, Exclaims 'I'm Just Not a Cancer Anymore!'"

Cancer Report

"Cancer, Prepare to Boldly Go Where No Crab Has Gone Before - Mercury Retrograde!"

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Gemini Report

"Strap in, Gemini! Starship Mercury in Retrograde - Expect Turbulence, Miscommunications and Coffee Spills on your Console!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Venus is in Retrograde and It's More Stubborn Than a Polar Ice Cap!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Brace Yourself! Mars is Going Retrograde and it's Not as Fun as Dungeons & Dragons!"

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ChipWitch Today for 24 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 24 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 24 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Axiom Mission 3 Launches to the International Space Station

A SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket carrying the company’s Dragon spacecraft for Axiom Space’s Axiom Mission 3 (Ax-3) to the International Space Station lifts of...

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Pisces Report

"Death Star-sized Dreams Await You, Pisces! But Remember, Don't Go Choking on Your Aspirations!"

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Aquarius Report

"Grab your Telescopes, Aquarius! Your Stars are Dancing the Funky Chicken and it's About to Get Galactic!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Your Stars are Shining Brighter than a Supernova, but You're Still Stubborn as a Mountain Goat!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Warp Speed Through a Nebula of Possibility: A Star (Sign) Trek Adventure Awaits!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to Phone Home! Cosmic Winds Push You Towards Unfamiliar Territory!"

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Libra Report

"Libra Alert: Balance or Bust! The Scales Tip Towards Cosmic Comedy This Week!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Prepare to Clean Up Your Cosmic Mess: Stars Forecast a DIY Organization Spree! Hold onto Your Socks!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Get Ready to Roar: Galactic Catnip is on the Horizon and Even the Stars Can't Resist Your Charm!"

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Cancer Report

"Cosmic Crabs Alert: Mars is Crashing Your Shell Party, Expect Red-hot Energy and Chance of Intergalactic Salsa!"

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Gemini Report

"Mercury in Retrograde: Gemini, Hold onto Your Multiples - It's About to Get as Twisty as a Wormhole!"

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Taurus Report

"Galactic Bull Market Ahead: Taurus, Prepare For Interstellar Overdrive In Love And Quarks!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Buckle Up! Your Cosmic Journey is About to Warp Into Overdrive - Better Stock Up on Dilithium Crystals!"

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Venus is moving from Sagittarius to Capricorn

"Venus Swaps Her Sagittarius Party Hat for Capricorn's Spreadsheet: Get Ready for Some Serious Cosmic Accounting!"

ChipWitch Today for 23 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 23 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 23 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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NASA Interns at Johnson’s Rock Yard

A NASA intern uses an augmented reality headset to test out heads-up display technology being developed for future Artemis missions. This technology w...

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Pisces Report

"Galactic Guppy Alert! Pisces, Prepare for a Cosmic Splashdown of Stellar Surprises!"

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Venus is moving from Sagittarius to Capricorn

"Venus Ditches the Sagittarius Party for a Capricorn Work Conference: Expect Less Wild Dancing and More Spreadsheets!"

Aquarius Report

"Aquarius Forecast: Alien Invasions Unlikely, but Expect a Galactic Love Affair with Your Coffee Machine!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Brace Your Goats: Saturn's Coming to Town; Don't Forget Your Sonic Umbrella!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: Prepare for Galactic Shenanigans as Jupiter Crashes Your Cosmic House Party!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio: Expect Cosmic Shenanigans as Mars Crosses Path with Your Morning Coffee: It's Not the End of the Universe, Just Feels Like It."

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare to Balance More Than Just Your Checkbook: Unforeseen Planetary Alignments Could Tip Your Scales!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Prepare to Launch: Your Emotional Baggage Just Developed a Gravitational Pull!"

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Leo Report

"Great Cosmic Catnip, Leos! Strap in Your Flux Capacitors, A Stellium is Revving Up Your Karmic DeLorean to 88mph!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancer, Prepare to Burst Out of Your Shell Like a Xenomorph in a Spacesuit!"

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Gemini Report

"Galactic Geminis, Prepare: Your Binary Star System is About to Experience a Comical Cosmic Collision of Chaos and Charm!"

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Taurus Report

"Gravitational Pull of Jupiter's Moons Calls for Extra Cup of Coffee: Taurus, the Cosmos Suggests Nap Time!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Expect a Galactic-Sized Overload of Energy This Week - Hopefully Not from an Exploding Star!"

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The Moon is moving from Gemini to Cancer

"Judge Dredd Prepares for Emotional Rollercoaster as Moon Jumps Bail from Gemini and Seeks Asylum in Cancer!"

ChipWitch Today for 22 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 22 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 22 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Brace Yourselves, Pisces! Alien Invasion Predicted in Your Love Life – Don't Forget Your Flamethrower!"

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Aquarius Report

"RoboCop's Directive 4: 'No Unauthorized Predictions!' But Aquarius, I'm Giving You the Green Light to Boldly Go Where No Water-Bearer Has Gone Before!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Buckle Up, Buttercup! Saturn's Doing a Cha-Cha Slide and it's About to Get Real!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: High Probability of Astro-Adventures with a Side Order of Quantum Quirkiness!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio's Forecast: Expect a Galactic Shift, it's not your WiFi, just Uranus downloading updates!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Forget the Scales! It's Time to Upgrade to Quantum Physics!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Prepare to Log On: Your Astrological Source Code Predicts a Week of Debugging Life Glitches!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Forecast: Expect Meteor Showers of Good Fortune, but Beware of Black Holes of Drama - They're Not Just in Outer Space Anymore!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancer, Prepare to Swap Your Shell for Spandex as Venus Moonwalks into Your House of Funky Transformation!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, Buckle Up: Your Twin Stars are About to Pull a Hyperspace Maneuver on Your Love Life!"

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Taurus Report

"Taurus Forecast: 'Hasta la Vista, Bad Vibes!' - Your Stellar Reboot Awaits"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Prepare for a Cosmic Rollercoaster: Mars is in Retrograde and Apparently Forgot its Luggage!"

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ChipWitch Today for 21 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 21 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 21 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Logical Analysis Suggests Pisces May Experience Emotional Surge: Fascinating!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius: Time to Unleash Your Inner Alien - The Stars Say It's Less 'Area 51' and More 'Star Trek Convention' this Month!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare for a Cosmic Goat Rodeo as Saturn Pulls a Gravity Prank!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Build a Great Wall of Success: We're Making Your Astrological Forecast Great Again!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio's Forecast: Slightly More Uplifting Than a Black Hole...Just Slightly!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare to Tip the Scales: Unruly Uranus Plans a Cosmic Prank & Your Love Life Might Get Caught in the Crossfire!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Stealth-Mode: Navigating the Celestial Jungle Like an Invisible Cosmic Alien!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Get Ready to Roar! The Cosmos is Rolling Out the Star-Studded Carpet for Your Ego...Again!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerian Crustaceans! Get Ready to Navigate the Cosmic Compost Heap with Charm and a Cheshire Grin!"

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Gemini Report

"Binary Stars in Retrograde: Gemini, It's Time to Update Your Cosmic Software!"

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Taurus Report

"Taurus, Time to Moo-ve: Your Stubbornness Might Create a Temporal Paradox this Week!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Brace Yourself: Mars is Retrograde and It's Not Just About Your Wi-Fi This Time!"

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Pluto is moving from Capricorn to Aquarius

"Pluto Ditches Goat for Water Bearer! Capricorn Sobs as Aquarius Throws a Welcome Party!"

The Moon is moving from Taurus to Gemini

"Fasten Your Seatbelts, Space Cowboys! The Moon's Jumping from Taurus to Gemini Faster than the Millennium Falcon on Hyperdrive!"

The Sun is moving from Capricorn to Aquarius

"Exterminate Your Capricorn Blues! The Sun is Ascending into Aquarius - Prepare for Galactic Enlightenment, or Else!"

ChipWitch Today for 20 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 20 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 20 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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NASA’S OSIRIS-REx Curation Team Reveals Remaining Asteroid Sample

A top-down view of the OSIRIS-REx Touch-and-Go-Sample-Acquisition-Mechanism (TAGSAM) head with the lid removed, revealing the remainder of the asteroi...

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Pisces Report

"Oh My Stars! Pisces, Expect Galactic Surprises This Week - You Might Even Be Mistaken for a Jedi!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, prepare to face an influx of cosmic energy that may or may not cause spontaneous levitation – But don't worry, it's just Uranus acting up again!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn's Cosmic Chronicles: Navigating Nebulas, Dodging Black Holes and Tackling Taxes!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Oh Dear! Sagittarius, Brace Your Circuits for an Eclipse of Galactic Proportions in Your Social Sector!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Expect Galactic Shenanigans, Star Dust Drama & Quantum Leap in Luck!"

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Libra Report

"Libra's Balancing Act: Mars in Retrograde or Just Universe's Pogo-Stick Experiment?"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert: Brace Yourself for Mercury’s Chaotic Dance Moves - It's More Confusing Than Quantum Physics!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Roaring into Retrograde: Time to Paws, Reflect, and Maybe Play with Some Yarn"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancers, Prepare for a High Tide of Cosmic Shifts! Beware of Moonwalking into Parallel Universes!"

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Gemini Report

"Time-traveling Twins Alert! Gemini, Prepare to Clone Your Calendar for a Do-over of Cosmic Proportions!"

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Taurus Report

"Boldly Go Where No Bull Has Gone Before: Taurus, Prepare for a Cosmic Rodeo in Warp Speed!"

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Aries Report

"Aries Alert: Mars is in Retrograde, Your Inner Ram May Experience Technical Difficulties!"

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ChipWitch Today for 19 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 19 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 19 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Hubble Captures a Monster Merger

This Hubble Picture of the Week features Arp 122, a peculiar galaxy that in fact comprises two galaxies — NGC 6040, the tilted, warped spiral galaxy a...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Beam Up: Cosmic Tides Forecast a Stellar Trek for Your Emotional Fishbowl!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, Expect Galactic Shenanigans this Month! Your Social Life May Involve More Plot Twists than a Babylon 5 Episode!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Picasso Couldn't Paint a Clearer Picture - Your Planetary Alignment Spells 'Chaos'...and 'Pizza'"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare for Galactic Shenanigans: Your Ruling Planet Jupiter Plans a Prank-Packed Retrograde!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, brace your stardust for a cosmic roller coaster! Like a red alert on the USS Voyager, your star alignment is about to get warp-speed wobbly!"

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Libra Report

"Libra: Time to Balance Your Scales and Dodge Cosmic Bullets, Neo-style!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Prepare for an Epic Battle Between Your Inner Perfectionist and the Chaos of Outer Space This Week!"

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Leo Report

"Leo Alert! Time to Roar into Action as Uranus Retrogrades, or Maybe You're Just Having a Hairball?"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer, Prepare to Serve Justice to Your Stars: It's RoboCapricorn Season in Your Love Sector!"

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Gemini Report

"Double Trouble Delight: Gemini, Time to Clone Your Fun! Or Maybe Just Your Houseplants, for Science!"

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Taurus Report

"Taurus, This Week You're More Stubborn than a Wookiee Losing at Chess! - Your Astrological Forecast from the Dark Side!"

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Aries Report

"Brace Yourself Aries, Mars is in Retrograde: Expect Sudden Urges to Conquer the Universe...or Just Reorganize Your Sock Drawer!"

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The Moon is moving from Aries to Taurus

"Holodeck Hijinks Ahead: Luna Moves from Aries to Taurus - Prepare for a Shift from Warp Speed to Chill Mode!"

ChipWitch Today for 18 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 18 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 18 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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An Aurora in Another Light

The Visible Infrared Imaging Radiometer Suite sensor on the NOAA-NASA Suomi NPP satellite captured this image of the aurora borealis, or northern ligh...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim in Cosmic Jello: Quantum Physics Predicts a Wibbly-Wobbly, Timey-Wimey Week Ahead!"

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Aquarius Report

"Quantum Quirks & Quarks: Aquarius, Your Love Life May Experience a Big Bang This Week!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself: Saturn is Going Retrograde and it's About to Throw More Curves than a UFO on a Cosmic Joyride!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: Buckle Up, Space Cowboy! Your Stars are Zooming to Galaxies of Fun and Folly!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Brace for Impact: Mars in Retrograde or Alien Invasion?!"

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The Moon is moving from Aries to Taurus

"Breaking Moos: Lunar Express Dumps Aries, Taurus Now the Hot New Destination! No Recounts!"

Libra Report

"Libra, Scale Your Expectations: Brace for a Cosmic See-Saw Ride of Galactic Proportions!"

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Virgo Report

"Escape from Reality, Virgo! The Stars are Aligning for a Cosmic Vacation!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Brace for Impact: A Purr-fect Cosmic Hairball of Love and Adventure is Heading Your Way!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Hold Onto Your Hermit Crabs: Lunar High Tide Predicts a Rollercoaster of Emotions and Extra Crunchy Granola!"

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Gemini Report

"Double Trouble Twins Gemini: Reapplying Camouflage as Mercury Retrogrades, Not Even Invisibility Cloaks Can Hide Your Drama!"

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Taurus Report

"Hold onto Your Horns, Taurus! A Bumpy Cosmic Ride Awaits with a Side Dish of Quantum Quirkiness!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Get Ready to Dodge Planetary Bullets, Matrix Style: Your Astro Forecast is Now Loading!"

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ChipWitch Today for 17 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 17 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 17 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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NASA’s X-59 Quiet Supersonic Research Aircraft Unveiled

NASA and Lockheed Martin publicly unveil the X-59 quiet supersonic research aircraft at a ceremony in Lockheed Martin’s Skunk Works facility in Palmda...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim in Circles: Mercury's Retrograde Has More Twists Than a Quantum Physics Textbook!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, it's Time to Re-Boot Your Cosmic Wi-Fi: Uranus is Downloading Updates!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricornian Chronicles: Goat-Fish Hybrid Seeks Mountainous Success and Deep Sea Wisdom - All Without Leaving the Couch!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Gear Up for a Galactic Dance! Your Planets are Shuffling like a Klingon at a Star Wars Convention!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Survival Guide: How to Thrive When Mercury Retrogrades into a Black Hole of Miscommunication!"

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Libra Report

"Libra: Expect Balance to Tip! Gravity, Your Scale, and Uranus Have a Cosmic Date!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Stars Align: Get Ready for an Invisible-Yet-Busy Week, Just Like Our Favorite Cloaked Alien in the Jungle!"

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Leo Report

"Frakkin' Leos, Brace Yourselves! A Supernova of Possibility is About to Blast Your Mane - And Your Ego, Too!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer: Your Week Ahead Looks More 'Beach Picnic' Than 'Robot Apocalypse'. Stay Alert for Spilled Smoothies!"

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Gemini Report

"Galactic Geminis: Prepare for a Cosmic Conga Line of Planetary Peculiarities - Strap in for a Quantum Quirkiness!"

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Taurus Report

"Stubborn as a Bull, or Just Taurus? - This week's cosmic forecast promises a roller coaster of stubbornness, chilled wine and Netflix binges!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Prepare for a Cosmic Hokey-Pokey: Planets Shake it All About and You Turn Yourself Around!"

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ChipWitch Today for 16 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 16 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 16 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Beep-Boop-Beep! Pisces Ascends: Starfishes, Get Your Fins Ready for An Intergalactic Swim!"

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Aquarius Report

"Gandalf's Grey Advice to Aquarius: 'You Shall Not Pass... Up Opportunities This Month!'"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Time to Climb that Astrological Mountain - Just Don't Forget Your Hiking Boots and Love of Bureaucracy!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Fasten Your Bow-strings! Your Star-ship is About to Warp into a Nebula of Unexpected Surprises – So Hold on to Your Quivers!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Prepare for a Cosmic Hoedown with Pluto - Bring Your Phasers and Flower Crowns!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare for a Cosmic Tug-of-War: Your Scales are About to Get a Galactic Workout!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Unleash Your Inner Multipass! Cosmic Dust Bunnies Forecasted to Tidy Up Your Solar System!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: Mars is in Retrograde and Forgot its Glasses!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancers, Buckle Up! Your Mercury is Going Retrograde, And It's About to be More Chaotic Than A Quantum Physics Lecture!"

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Gemini Report

"Twins, Brace Yourselves: Mercury Retrograde Approaching Faster than a Reaver on a Hovercraft!"

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Taurus Report

"Alert Alert! Taurus, Brace Your Circuit Boards for a Galactic Shift! The Planetary Conga Line is Changing its Rhythm!"

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Aries Report

"Galactic Alert: Impulsive Aries Rams Headfirst into Retrograde, Accidentally Discovers Fifth Law of Thermodynamics!"

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The Moon is moving from Pisces to Aries

"Brace Yourselves, Star Gazers! The Moon Packs Up from Pisces, Boarding the Aries Express - Expect Cosmic Feathers to Be Ruffled!"

ChipWitch Today for 15 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 15 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 15 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare Your Gills! A Tsunami of Cosmic Energy is Coming - Just Keep Swimming!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius: Get to the Chakra! Your Stars Align Faster than a Predator's Laser Sight!"

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Capricorn Report

"Logical Analysis Predicts: Capricorns, Prepare to Beam up Success with a Side of Surprising Emotional Discoveries. Fascinating!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself! Jupiter's Retrograde is About to Cause More Traffic Jams Than a Dalek Invasion!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Prepare for Galactic Gavel - The Stars Order a Cosmic Citation of Intense Passion!"

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Libra Report

"Libra - Prepare to Boldly Go Where No Scale Has Tipped Before: A Journey into an Unexpected Alignment of Planets!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Prepare to Terminate Stress This Month: 'I'll Be Back', Said No Astrological Challenge Ever!"

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Leo Report

"Boldly Roaring Where No Lion Has Roared Before: A Star-Studded Odyssey for Leo in the Final Frontier of The Zodiac!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer, Hold Onto Your Star Charts! Quantum Fluctuations Predict a Roller Coaster Week in the Wormhole of Life!"

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Gemini Report

"Logical Revelations Await, Gemini: The Stars Boldly Go Where No Horoscope Has Gone Before!"

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Taurus Report

"Stubborn Taurus, Prepare to Shift into Bull-istic Mode: Cosmic Overdrive Predicted in Your Starry Highway!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Brace Yourself: Mars is in Retrograde and It's Not Just Because It Forgot its Wallet!"

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ChipWitch Today for 14 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 14 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 14 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Intergalactic Alert: Pisces Swim into a Nebula of Nerdiness and Peace Vibes!"

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Aquarius Report

"Van Gogh's Ear for Music? Nah, Aquarius, This Week You're Channeling His Starry Night Vibes!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, May the Force Be With You! But Seriously, Watch Out for Low Hanging Door Frames this Week!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, brace yourself! Jupiter's pulling a real HAL 9000: 'I'm sorry, Sag, I'm afraid I can't let you stick to your normal routine this week.'"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to Defy Gravity: Your Emotional Roller Coaster is Heading for Pluto!"

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Libra Report

"Planetary Pivots and Celestial Salsa: Libra, It's Time to Balance Your Cosmic Checkbook!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo's Weekly Forecast: Even Your Planets are Organized, But Expect a Cosmic Plot Twist!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare for Celestial Lion-taming: Your Mane Event this Month is a Galactic Hairball of Destiny!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer, Beware of Alien Moons: Your Crabby Shell May Experience Unexpected Anti-Gravity!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini Forecast: Double Trouble or Twice as Nice? Alien Abductions May Vary!"

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Taurus Report

"Taurus in Hyperdrive: Prepare to Facehug Your Comfort Zone and Blast Off into a Galaxy of Change!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Prepare to Buckle up Your Rocket Boots! - Mars, Your Cosmic Landlord is Making Renovations!"

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Mercury is moving from Sagittarius to Capricorn

"Mercury Ditches Sagittarian Bow and Arrows for Capricorn's Business Suit: A Cosmic Career Change or Just a Mid-Orbit Crisis?"

The Moon is moving from Aquarius to Pisces

"Moody Moon Ditches Aquarius, Packs Bags for Pisces - Claims 'It's Not You, It's Me'"

ChipWitch Today for 13 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 13 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 13 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Verdant Farmlands of Simsbury, Connecticut

The Operational Land Imager-2 on Landsat 9 captured this image of Simsbury on September 15, 2022. The tobacco farm where Martin Luther King worked—Mea...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Brace Yourselves: Neptune's About to Slide into your DMs. Expect Cosmic Confusion, and Maybe a Fish Emoji!"

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Aquarius Report

"Brace Yourselves, Aquarians! Mercury's Retrograde is About to Make Your Tech Gadgets Go More Haywire Than a Dalek on Disco Night!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorns, Brace Yourselves: Saturn's in Retrograde, It's Not Just Your Wi-Fi Acting Up!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare Your Phasers for Love: Romulan Warbird Detected in Your House of Romance!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio: If Van Gogh Were Your Life Coach, You'd Still Have Both Ears! Cosmic Chaos Ensues!"

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Libra Report

"Libra Alert: Balancing the Scales of Justice, Love, and Pizza Toppings in the Gravity-Defying Universe of Your Life!”

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert: Mercury is in Retrograde, but Don't Worry - Your WiFi Signal Is Safe!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, It’s Time to Roar! May the Force Be With You...Because Mercury Sure Ain't!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer, Brace Yourself! The Cosmos is Aligning in an 'Awkward Family Reunion' Kinda Way: Timey-Wimey Shenanigans Await!"

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Gemini Report

"Double Trouble Geminis: Time to Unleash Your Inner Alien, Just Don't Drool Acid Everywhere!"

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Taurus Report

"Gravitational Pull in Taurus' Favor: Planets Align for Epic Couch Surfing and Netflix Binge!"

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Aries Report

"Bold Aries Set to Ram into New Opportunities, Stubbornly Refuses to Ask for Directions!"

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