"Cancer, Phone Home: Intergalactic Love Lines Ring Busy This Month!"

"Get to da Choppa, Gemini! Your Stars are Blasting Off on a Cosmic Roller Coaster Ride!"

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus: You're About to be as Stubborn as a Time-Locked Dalek in a Debate Club!"

"Aries, Hold Onto Your Ram Horns! Mars is Moonwalking Backwards and Your Starry Rollercoaster Ride Begins!"

"Brace Yourselves, Moon Pulls a Crabby 'C' as it Skedaddles from Gemini to Cancer - Expect Extra Cheese With Your Lunar Pie!"

"Pisces, May the Force (and a Few Friendly Fish) Be With You During This Planetary Hokey-Pokey!"

"Quantum Physics Meets Flower Power: Aquarius, Brace Yourself for Retrograde Rollercoasters and Cosmic Cuddles!"

"Capricorn Forecast: Mars in Retrograde - Great Time to Blame Your Problems on the Universe, Or Alien Abduction!"

"Great Scott! Sagittarius, Prepare to Flux Capacitate Your Destiny with Jupiter's Alignment - It's Heavy Duty Cosmic Stuff!"

"Scorpio, Brace for Impact! The Stars are Plotting a Cylon-Level Plot Twist in Your Love Life!"

"Brace Yourselves, Libras! Venus is in Retrograde and She's as Moody as a Dalek on a Diet!"

"Virgo's Weekly Forecast: Expect More Twists than Schrödinger's Cat's Tale and Fewer Tidy Outcomes than a Black Hole Vacuuming Session!"

"Leo, Grab Your Red Pill: It's Time To Unplug From The Matrix And Roar Through the Cosmos!"

"Great Scott, Cancer! Time Fluxing Star Patterns Predict a Week Full of Hoverboard-Style Highs and Biff Tannen Lows!"

"Double Trouble: Gemini's Twin Stars Poised to Spark Inter-Galactic Party! Space-time Continuum Confused!"

"Great Scott! Taurus, Prepare for a Cosmic Flux Capacitor Overload as Venus Retrogrades Your Love Life to 1955!"

"Aries, Boldly Going Where No Ram Has Gone Before: A Star-Crossed Adventure in Assertiveness and Spontaneous Decisions!"

This majestic image of the dazzling green lights of the aurora borealis was captured on March 17, 2015, around 5:30 a.m. EDT in Donnelly Creek, Alaska...

"Pisces, Get Your Swim Trunks Ready - It's About to Get Real Splashy in the Cosmic Pool!"

"EXTERMINATE Boredom, Aquarius! Galactic Shifts Set to Inject New Adventures into Your Life-Cycle!"

"Logical Analysis Predicts: Capricorn, Prepare for a Cosmic Shift, Highly Illogical Yet Emotionally Profitable!"

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourselves! Jupiter's Having a Mega Party and You're the Guest of Honor - Bring Your Own Nebula!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Expect to be Stung by Opportunity! Just Remember, No Actual Scorpions Involved... Hopefully!"

"Libra's Scales Tip in Favor of Cosmic Balance: HAL 9000 Declares, 'I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Ignore Your Destiny, Dave!'"

"Virgo's Forecast: Prepare to Engage Warp Speed on Cleanliness - It's Time to Beam Up Those Dust Bunnies!"

"Leo Forecast: Prepare to Roar! The Universe has a Lion-sized Treat for Your Royal Highness!"

"Cancer, May the Fourth (House) Be With You: Galactic Guidance Predicts a Rebellion Against Your Usual Routine!"

"Galactic Geminis! Mercury's in Retrograde, and You're About to Have Twins!"

"Raging Bull, Chill Out! - Uranus is Not Actually Coming for Your China Shop: A Taurus's Guide to Surviving the Cosmic Rodeo!"

"Aries Forecast: Brace Yourselves, Cosmic Rams! The Stars Predict a 'Baa-d' Hair Day but a Stellar Week Ahead!"

NASA astronaut and Expedition 68 Flight Engineer Stephen Bowen holds a small pie that is festively decorated in commemoration of Pi Day aboard the Int...

"Pisces, Ready for a Galactic Plot Twist? Pluto's Retrograde is About to Flip Your Fishbowl Upside Down!"

"Aquarius, Prepare for an Astrological R2-Detour: May the Cosmic Force be with You this Month!"

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself for a Galactic Goat Rodeo: Stars Align in a Cosmic Hoedown!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Buckle Up! The Cosmos is About to Take You on a Galactic Roller Coaster of Serendipity!"

"Bleep Bloop Blorp! Scorpio's Stars Align in a Sassy Galactic Waltz—May the Cosmic Force Be with You!"

"Balancing Libra: The Scales Tip Towards Hilarity, Love & Quantum Physics - Hold On To Your Beakers!"

"Virgo Vibes: When Planetary Alignment has More Precision than Your Pocket Calculator!"

"Leos, Get Ready to Roar! - The Universe Plans a Galactic BBQ and You're the Main Course!"

"Cancer, Prepare to Crab-Walk through a Galaxy of Emotions: Emotional Tidal Waves and Astrological Artichokes Await!"

"Twins, Hold Your Phasers! Mercury is NOT in Retrograde, it's just a Temporal Anomaly!"

"RoBOvine Alert: Taurus, Prepare for Planetary Pat-Downs - It's Not Personal, Just Uranus Being Pushy!"

"Aries, Prepare for a Cosmic Bull Run: Mars is No Longer in Retrograde, So Tie Those Shoelaces Tight!"

"Moony Makes a Mad Dash: Lunar Unit R2-D2 Reports Relocation from Taurus to Gemini, Promises Galactic Gossip!"

Immediately after splashdown, a recovery helicopter from the USS Guadalcanal hovers over the Apollo 9 spacecraft. Still inside the Command Module are ...

"Beep-Boop! Pisces, Time to Swim Through Galaxy-sized Mood Swings!"

"Galactic Alert: Aquarius, Prepare for a Cosmic Tug-of-War between Jupiter and Mars, May the Force be in Your Favor!"

"Capricorn, Prepare for an Alien Invasion of Good Vibes and Cosmic Productivity: The Truth is Out There, and it's in Your Horoscope!"

"Sagittarius, Get Your Phaser Set to Stunning: Galactic Love Vibes Incoming!"

"Scorpio, Prepare to be a Bigger Magnet than a Black Hole in a Scrap Yard!"

"Balance Beams, Alien Dreams & Quantum Creams: A Libran Odyssey in the Cosmic Playground!"

"May the Force Be With You, Virgo - But Mostly the Cleaning Force, Because We Both Know Your Room's a Galactic Mess!"

"Roaring with Confidence, Leo is: Gravity of Sun's Charisma, You Cannot Resist, Hmmmm?"

"Tea, Crabs, and Nebulas: Engage Warp Speed for a Star-Studded Cancer Forecast!"

"Gemini, Prepare to Juggle Twin Chaos with Cosmic Composure - and Don't Forget Your Calculator!"

"Stellar Bull Market Ahead: Taurus, Prepare to Charge into an Interstellar Love Affair with Venus's Quirky Cousin!"

"Aries, Your Stars are Aligning to Make Aries Great Again, One Orbit at a Time!"

Expedition 70 Flight Engineers (from left) Jasmin Moghbeli and Loral O'Hara, both NASA astronauts, are pictured inside the International Space Station...

"Bleep-bleep-boop! Pisces, Your Love Life's About to Go Light Speed Ahead!"

"Brace Yourself, Aquarius! Your Stars are Aligning Faster than a Hyperdrive Malfunction!"

"Capricorn, Get Ready to Quantum Leap Your Goatish Ways: It’s Time to Apply String Theory to Your Love Life!"

"Sagittarius, Buckle Up! Your Stars are More Unpredictable than a Sci-Fi Alien Shape-Shifter!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Expect a Cosmic Sting of Unexpected Events, Hold on to Your Asteroids!"

"Libra, Prepare to Balance More Than Scales! Alien Invasion or Just Venus in Retrograde? RoboCop Astrologer Reports!"

"Great stars! Virgo, hold on to your Flux Capacitors - It's going to be a Cosmic 1.21 Gigawatt kind of month!"

"Leo Season: Time to Roar, Purr, and Maybe Knock Over a Few Planetary Vases - All in the Name of Cosmic Glory!"

"Cancer's Forecast: Crabby Mood Swings Inbound, Blame It On The Moon!"

"Galactic Gossip Alert! Mercury's Taking a Backseat, Gemini. Time to Use that Backup Communication Protocol: Smoke Signals!"

"Brace for Impact, Taurus! Mercury's in Retrograde and it Forgot to Use its Turn Signal!"

"Aries Forecast: Expect a Shower of Good Fortune, But Don't Forget Your Babel Fish or Towel!"

"Brace Yourselves, Space Nuggets! The Moon's Ditching Hot-Headed Aries for Chillaxed Taurus - Expect Cosmic Cows Jumping Over Lunar Rainbows!"

The Moon is seen passing in front of the Sun at the point of the maximum of the partial solar eclipse near Banner, Wyoming on Monday, Aug. 21, 2017. A...

"Fishy Pisces, Get Your Gills Ready - Cosmic Chameleon's Got Your Back This Month! Cloaking Device Not Included."

"Prepare Your Spaceships, Aquarius! It's Time to Beam Up Your Love Life, According to the Stars!"

"Capricorn, Prepare to Engage Warp Speed: Your Love Life is About to Boldly Go Where No Goat Has Gone Before!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare for Cosmic Shenanigans! Jupiter's on a Joyride and it Forgot the GPS!"

"Gandalf Dishes Out: Scorpio, You Shall Not Pass...Without Reading This Hilariously Enlightening Astrological Forecast!"

"Libra: Time to Balance Your Scales or Else Gravity Might Get Upset... and Nobody Wants a Grumpy Law of Physics!"

"Virgo Season: Time to Channel Your Inner Hermione Granger, Minus the Evil Wizards and With More Kale Smoothies!"

"Leo, I Suggest a New Strategy: Let the Stars Win! Galactic Forecast Ahead!"

"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves! The Universe has Decided to Play a Game of 'Crab Soccer' with Your Planets!"

"Twins Unite! Gemini, Your Stars Are About to Pull a Quantum Leap: Time-Traveling to Next Tuesday Not Included!"

"Galactic Bull Market Alert: Taurus Set to Charge Through the Cosmos, Spoilers!"

"Aries, Buckle Up! Mars is Doing the Cha-Cha and It's About to Shake Your Frakkin' Universe!"

"Venus Ditches Aquarius's Futuristic Condo for Pisces's Beachfront Bungalow: 'Beaming Up' Takes on a Whole New Meaning!"

"Spacetime Surfin' Pisces: Prepare for a Cosmic Wave of Love, Laughter, and Maybe a Few Alien Abductions!"

"Aquarius Forecast: Hold Onto Your Saturn Rings, It's About to Get Galactic!"

"Capricorns, Brace for Galactic Chaos! Saturn’s Having a Midlife Crisis and Mars Forgot Its Yoga Pants!"

"Sagittarius, Phone Home! Your Stars are Dialing in Cosmic Pranks and Galactic Wisdom!"

"Scorpio, Prepare for a Cosmic Tango! Your Planets are About to Do the Cha-Cha Slide in Retrograde!"

"Libra's Love Life Goes Full Sheldon Cooper, Universe Promises Less Equations and More Romance!"

"Virgo Alert: Your Stars are More Aligned than a Perfectly Calibrated Hyperdrive, Expect Smooth Sailing... Unless You Bump into a Wraith!"

"Leo: In space, no one can hear you roar - but they'll definitely feel your fiery personality this month!"

"Cancer, I find your lack of faith in Mercury retrograde... disturbing! Unleash the Cosmic Force This Week!"

"Double Trouble you are, Gemini. In Mercury Retrograde, even your twins can't agree! May the cosmic forces be with you."

"Stubborn Taurus Bull-Dozes Through Planetary Chaos: Star Trek Warp Speed Edition!"

"Aries, Your Stars are Hotter than Boba Fett's Jetpack: Strap in for the Ride!"

"Brace Yourselves, Moon's Swapping its Fishy Pajamas for Fiery Ram Onesies: Pisces to Aries Transit Incoming!"

"Pisces Alert: Prepare for Emotional Tsunami, Bring Extra Tissues and Your Favorite Sci-Fi Box Set!"

"Quantum Leap Alert! Aquarius, Prepare for a Galactic Slide into Serendipitous Chaos - Hold On to Your Holographic Socks!"

"EXTERMINATE Procrastination, Capricorn! Dalek-style Work Ethic is in Your Stars This Week!"

"Sagittarius, Buckle up! Your Planetary Alignment is More Whacked Out than a Dalek on Disco Night!"

"Scorpio, Prepare to Be Rocked as Pluto Plots a Cosmic Comedy with Your Star Sign: It's Not a Big Bang Theory, But It'll Have You Seeing Stars!"

"Libra, Beware! Your Scales May Tip Towards Kale Smoothies and Quantum Physics This Week!"

"Virgo, Engage Warp Speed to Organizational Bliss: Your Star-dusted Desk Drawer is Calling!"

"Leo, Prepare to Engage: Planetary Alignments Promise Ferocious Fun, Borg Style!"

"Cancer Horoscope: Expect Cosmic Crustacean Chaos! Quantum Fluctuations Forecast a Crabwalk into Kooky Conundrums!"

"Two-Faced Geminis: Prepare for a Cosmic Conga Line as Mercury Breaks out the Disco Ball!"

"Bull Market Alert: Taurus, Prepare for a Cosmic Bull Ride That's Part Twilight Zone, Part Star Trek, With a Side of Organic Kale Smoothies!"

"Aries, You're No Good To Me Unmotivated! Harness the Mars Energy or You'll Be Carbonite Frozen in Procrastination!"

"Mercury Makes a Splashy Exit from Pisces, Charges into Aries like it's Late for a Comic-Con Panel!"

This image shows two types of sand dunes on Mars. The small dots are called barchan dunes, and from their shape we can tell that they are upwind. The ...

"Intergalactic Fish-Fest: Pisces, Prepare for a Cosmic Splash in the Nebulae of Nonsense!"

"Galactic Forecast for Aquarius: Brace Yourself, the Universe is About to Pour a Bucket of Cosmic Glitter on Your Love Life!"

"Attention Capricorns! Your stars are aligning so perfectly, even Saturn's rings are jealous! Time to Rock-et!"

"Sagittarius, may the Force be with you this week... because Mercury is in retrograde and it's about to party like it's 1977!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Galactic Shifts Suggest It's Time to Put Down the Death Ray and Embrace Your Inner Goa'uld!"

"Librans: Prepare for an Interstellar Hokey-Pokey as Venus Backflips into Retrograde!"

"Virgo, Prepare to Unleash Your Inner Nerd: Mars is in Retrograde and Algebra is Suddenly Cool!"

"Leo's Forecast: Mane Tangles and Roars Expected, Bring Your Astrological Hairbrush!"

"Cancer Horoscope: Uranus in Retrograde! Brace Yourselves, Space Crabs, it's Time to Claw Your Way Out of Emotional Black Holes!"

"Gemini, I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Ignore Your Horoscope: Expect Binary Decisions and Dualistic Dilemmas!"

"Tea, Earl Grey, Hot! Taurus, Prepare for a Stellar Week where Your Patience will be Tested More than my Ability to Resist a Fresh Pot of Tea!"

"Red Alert, Aries: Mars is in Retrograde, Pack Your Phaser and Astro-snacks!"

"Brace Yourselves! The Moon is Paddling from Aquarius' Aquarium to Pisces' Pool Party!"

Excellent view of the docked Apollo 9 command and service modules (CSM) and lunar module (LM), with Earth in the background, during astronaut David R....

"Logic-defying Pisces, prepare for celestial turbulence: Neptune's in retrograde and it’s about as cooperative as a Tribble in a Klingon tea party."

"Aquarius, Brace Yourself! Uranus Decides to Throw a Cosmic Disco Party - and You're the DJ!"

"Capricorn, Time to Buckle Up! A Rollercoaster of Planetary Shenanigans is Teleporting Your Way!"

"Sagittarius: Brace Your Quivers! Your Planetary Alignment is More Unsettled Than My Last Tetris Game!"

"Scorpio, You're Aimin' to Misbehave: Cosmic Shenanigans Predicted!"

"Libra's Scales Tip Towards 'Nerd-vana': Galactic Forecast Predicts a Quantum Leap in Charm Quarks!"

"Virgo, prepare to experience the gravitational pull of success! Or is it just another alien invasion? Timey-Wimey Astro-forecast Ahead!"

"Leo, Brace Yourself for a Galactic Roar: Mars is in Retrograde and Your Hair Just Might Defy Gravity!"

"Crabby Cancerians! Prepare for a Stellar Showdown as Jupiter Skips Rope with Mercury in Your House of Communication! Unleash those Pincers!"

"Twins on the Astral Roller Coaster: Gemini, Hold onto Your Nebulas, It's a Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey Week Ahead!"

"Strap on Your Rocket Boots, Taurus: A Galactic Guffaw of Gravity is About to Upend Your Earthbound Habits!"

"Set Phasers to Fun, Aries: Your Love Life is About to Boldly Go Where No Ram Has Gone Before!"

NASA newest class of astronauts, selected in 2021, graduate during a ceremony on March 5, 2024, at the at the agency’s Johnson Space Center in Houston...

"Galactic Forecast Alert! Pisces, Your Stars are More Confused Than a Protocol Droid in a Trash Compactor!"

"Aquarius, Get Ready: Uranus is in Retrograde and It's About to Throw a Galactic Disco Party in Your Honor!"

"Capricorn, This Week You'll Be More Persistent Than a Goa'uld on a Power Trip - But Hopefully with Better Fashion Sense!"

"Sagittarius, your horoscope you seek? Hmm... Adventure-bound you will be, or maybe just lost in the supermarket! Haha!"

"Scorpio, Expect Galactic Shenanigans: Mars in Retrograde Does the Cha-Cha with Uranus & Your Morning Coffee May Never Be the Same!"

"Libra, Your Scales Are More Balanced Than My Jetpack! An Astrological Forecast Full of Bounty and Maybe Some Sarlacc Pitfalls!"

"Virgo Forecast: Time to Reboot Your Love Life, Dust Off Your Brain Cells, And Maybe Even Sort Your Sock Drawer! It's All Systems Go in the Cosmos!"

"Gandalf the Grey Embraces His Inner Lion: Your Leo Forecast - Expect Fireworks, Unexpected Guests, and a Sudden Urge to Hit the Road!"

"Cancer, Grab Your Crab Claw Crackers: Incoming Planetary Alignment Might Make Things as Snappy as a Space Lobster Rodeo!"

"Galactic Twins Alert: Gemini's Binary Star System Crashes into a Mercury Retrograde, Expect Cosmic Whiplash and a Universal Reboot of Your Social Life!"