Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare for Galactic Whirlpool - Jupiter's in Retrograde and Neptune's Lost His Trident...Again!"

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Aquarius Report

"Galactic Alert! Aquarius, Prepare for an Alien Invasion of Good Vibes and Quantum Quirkiness!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: The Force is Strong, but the Patience Wanes - Time to Use Your Jedi Mind Tricks at Work!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself! Jupiter's Retrograde Might Just Make You Trip on Your Shoelaces, but Hey, At Least You'll Have a Great View of the Stars!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, This Week You're More Magnetic Than The Death Star's Tractor Beam!"

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Libra Report

"Libra: Preparing for Extra-Terrestrial Contact or just Balancing Your Checkbook? Either Way, It's Out of This World!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, It's High Time You Clean Your Starship: The Cosmos Calls for a Tidy-Up... and Maybe a Sarlacc Pit?! Astrology Forecast Ahead!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Brace for Impact! Mars is Photobombing Your Selfie this Month!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer, this Week You're Likely to Encounter More Crabs than a Wookiee at a Seafood Buffet: Beware of Rising Tides and Falling Rebels!"

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Gemini Report

"EXTERMINATE YOUR DOUBTS, GEMINI! THE STARS PREDICT AN INVASION OF GOOD VIBES!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Uranus is Not Just a Planet with a Funny Name This Week! It's Also Disrupting Your Coffee Routine!"

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Aries Report

"Aries Forecast: Expect a Shower of Cosmic Awesomeness - Grab Your Umbrella, It's Rainin' Stardust!"

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ChipWitch Today for 26 July, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 26 July, 2023

Retrograde Report for 26 July, 2023. There are currently 4 planets in retrograde.

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NASA, Industry Partners Unveil Hybrid Electric Aircraft Paint Schemes

GE Aerospace and magniX have revealed the paint schemes of the hybrid electric aircraft they will fly as part of NASA’s Electrified Powertrain Flight ...

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NASA, Industry Partners Unveil Hybrid Electric Aircraft Paint Schemes

GE Aerospace and magniX have revealed the paint schemes of the hybrid electric aircraft they will fly as part of NASA’s Electrified Powertrain Flight ...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces Alert: Mercury Retrograde May Cause Fishbowl Turbulence, Remember your Towel!"

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Aquarius Report

"Extraterrestrial Alert: Aquarius, your Uranus-Based Wi-Fi is due for an upgrade! Upgrade to Astro-5G for a cosmic boost!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Engage: Set Phasers to Success- With a Chance of Unexpected Romulan Intrusions!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, You've Got the Luck of a One-Armed Wookiee this Month - Hope you Don't Owe Any Space Slug Gangsters!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Brace Yourself for Planetary Rollercoaster Ride, Hold onto Your Stingers!"

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Libra Report

"Great Scott, Libra! Scales are Tipping Towards Unseen Adventures: Get Ready to Flux-Capacitor Your Way through the Zodiac!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo's Forecast: Stars Align to Organize Your Sock Drawer, Alien Abductions Less Likely This Month!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare to Roar this Month: Star Alignment Predicts It's Time to Embrace Your Inner Nerd and Outshine the Sun!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer, Grab Your Shell: Retrograde Rollercoaster Ahead! (Don't Worry, It's More 'Fun House' than 'House of Horrors')"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini's Twin Stars in Retrograde: Prepare for Twice the Chaos, Double the Fun and an Extra Shot of Espresso!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus: Mercury Isn't in Retrograde, But Your Wi-Fi Might Be!"

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Aries Report

"Aries: Prepare for a Cosmic Salsa Dance as Mars cha-chas into your Sign - Picasso Style!"

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The Moon is moving from Libra to Scorpio

"Brace Yourselves Space Cadets, the Moon's Ditching its Libra Balance for Scorpio's Sting - Expect Cosmic Mood Swings!"

ChipWitch Today for 25 July, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 25 July, 2023

Retrograde Report for 25 July, 2023. There are currently 4 planets in retrograde.

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A Wildflower Close-Up

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A Wildflower Close-Up

Elaborate Passiflora incarnata, or purple passionflower, sit pretty in a field at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida on June 13, 2023.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Brace Yourself for Temporal Whirlwinds and Intergalactic Fish Fiestas: Your Universe is About to Get Wibbly-Wobbly Timey-Wimey!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, Beware! Even Aliens Can't Resist Your Charm this Month!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn's Week Ahead: Brace Yourself for Cosmic Administration Errors, Intergalactic Miscommunications, and, Oh Yes, Possibly a Chance of Love, if You're Into That Sort of Thing."

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, This Week: Expect More Twists than a Pretzel at a Yoga Class, With a Side of Cosmic Salsa!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Expect a Galaxy of Giggles and a Supernova of Surprises, but Don't Forget to Pack an Umbrella for those Unexpected Meteor Showers!"

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Libra Report

"Libra's Balance Beam of Destiny: Space Scales Teetering Toward Cosmic Chaos or Galactic Grooviness?"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Expect a Stellar Week Ahead! Mercury is in Retrograde, So Roll up Your Sleeves and Get Ready for Some Intergalactic Spring Cleaning!"

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Cancer Report

"Starfleet Alert: Cancer, Prepare for Emotional Wormholes and Intergalactic Crab-Walks of Self-Discovery!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini: A Cosmic Comedy of Twins, Planetary Puns, and Retrograde Hijinks!"

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Taurus Report

"EXTERMINATE... Your Doubts, Taurus! Galactic Shifts Set to Upgrade Your Optimism Circuits!"

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Aries Report

"Resistance is Futile, Aries! Mars Aligns with Spock's Eyebrows, Channel Your Inner Klingon for Cosmic Conquests!"

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ChipWitch Today for 24 July, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 24 July, 2023

Retrograde Report for 24 July, 2023. There are currently 4 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, prepare to swim through a cosmic whirlpool this week - Hope you brought your waterproof space goggles!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius Forecast: Expect Retrograde Antics, Alien Invaders and Some Non-essential UFO Sightings!"

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Capricorn Report

"Brace Yourselves, Capricorns! Saturn's Retrograde is About to Make Your Life More Twisted Than a TARDIS Time Loop!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Set Phasers to Fun! An Unexpected Nebula of Nonsense is Approaching Warp Speed in Your Horoscope!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to Feel the Force! You're About to Have a Galactic Meltdown...of Good Fortune!"

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Libra Report

"Libra: I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Ignore Your Love Life This Week. It's Full of Stars!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Time to Unleash Your Inner Nerd: Mercury Retrograde Calls for a Star Trek Marathon and Organic Kale Chips!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Lions, Prepare for a Cosmic Catnip Trip! Universe Plays String Theory, Will You Pounce or Snooze?"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer, Prepare for Galactic Crab Walk: Time to Side-Step into a Universe of Possibility... or Just Avoid Puddles!"

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Gemini Report

"Binary Stars Alert: Gemini's Cosmic Twins Go Full Borg - Resistance to Fun is Futile!"

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Taurus Report

"Buckle Up, Taurus! Your Stars Are More Mixed Up Than a Quantum Physics Exam after a Woodstock Reunion!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, May the Force be With You: Expect Unexpected Meteors and a Sudden Inclination Toward Light Sabers this Month!"

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ChipWitch Today for 23 July, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 23 July, 2023

Retrograde Report for 23 July, 2023. There are currently 4 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim in a Galaxy of Giggles: Neptune's Aligning to Make Your Life Feel Like an Episode of Stargate!"

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Aquarius Report

"Brace Yourselves, Aquarians! The Universe is Sending You More Friend Requests Than a Cat Video on the Internet!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Grab Your Snowshoes and Thermos! Your Stars Predict a Blizzard of Change in Your Love Life!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Time to Set Your Phaser to Fun! Cosmic Shenanigans Predicted in Your Star-Sector!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to Get Stung by Cosmic Karma: Aliens Approve!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare for a Cosmic Tango as Venus Waltzes into your House - Don't Step on Any Astral Toes!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Prepare to Align Your Stars and Socks: Unraveling the Quantum Quirks of your Cosmic Laundry Cycle!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, expect more drama than a sci-fi convention's cosplay contest. It's time to roar... but please, not in Klingon!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer, Brace Yourself! The Universe is Planning a Cosmic Crab Boil and You're the Guest of Honor!"

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Gemini Report

"Twinsies in Space: Gemini's Planetary Hokey-Pokey Predicts a Cosmic Conundrum of Juggling Jupiter and Mumbling Mercury!"

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Taurus Report

"Beep Boop Beep! Taurus, You're More Stubborn Than a Wookiee at a Shaving Contest: Your Galactic Forecast Awaits!"

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Aries Report

"Brace Yourselves Aries, You're About to Attempt a Temporal Paradox... Or Maybe You Just Forgot Where You Left Your Keys!"

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The Moon is moving from Virgo to Libra

"Brace Yourselves, Moon's Swapping its Neat Freak Virgo Vibes for Libra's Party Pants: It's Less 'Bazinga', More 'Allons-y'!"

The Sun is moving from Cancer to Leo

"Sun's Moving from Cancer to Leo: I'm Sorry, Crabs, I'm Afraid It's Leo's Time to Shine Now!"

ChipWitch Today for 22 July, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 22 July, 2023

Retrograde Report for 22 July, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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OSIRIS-REx Rehearsal in the Utah Desert

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OSIRIS-REx Rehearsal in the Utah Desert

In preparation for the retrieval of the sample return capsule from NASA's OSIRIS-REx mission, recovery teams tour the projected landing ellipse in the...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Brace Yourself for an Astrological Splash Down: Neptune Enters Retrograde, And It's About to Get Soggier Than a Squid's Slumber Party!"

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Aquarius Report

"Open the Pod Bay Doors, Aquarius! Your Planetary Alignment is About to Make Things Seriously Groovy!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorns, Prepare to Cosmically Bump Into Furniture: Saturn's Taking a Sabbatical and Left You Dancing in the Dark!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: Expect Stars to Serve Up Galactic Gumbo of Joy with a Side Dish of Unexpected Quirkiness!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to Sting: Mercury's in Retrograde, Mars is Sulking, and Uranus Can't Remember Where It Left Its Keys Again!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare to Balance Out Your Life: Not Even Your Scales can Handle this Cosmic Overload!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Forecast: Even Xenomorphs Can't Escape Mercury in Retrograde!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Embrace Your Inner Chewbacca This Month: No, I'm Not Lion!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancerians, Brace for a Stellar Roll: The Universe Declares It's Your Turn in the Cosmic Sushi Conveyor!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, This Week You'll Feel More Torn Than Vader's Suit After a Lightsaber Mishap: Prepare for a Galactic Dual-Personality Roller Coaster!"

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Taurus Report

"Where We're Going, Taurus, We Don't Need Roads... But Maybe a Compass for This Crazy Love Life!"

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Aries Report

"Aries Ram-Paging Through the Galaxy: The Stars Predict a Cosmic Collision of Stubbornness and Adventure!"

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ChipWitch Today for 21 July, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 21 July, 2023

Retrograde Report for 21 July, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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Apollo 11 Moonwalk

AS11-40-5875 (20 July 1969) -- Astronaut Edwin E. Aldrin Jr., lunar module pilot of the first lunar landing mission, poses for a photograph beside the...

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54 Years Ago: Apollo 11 Crew Walks on the Moon

AS11-40-5875 (20 July 1969) -- Astronaut Edwin E. Aldrin Jr., lunar module pilot of the first lunar landing mission, poses for a photograph beside the...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Brace for Impact: Your Emotional Waters are About to Get as Choppy as a Cylon Raider in a Dogfight!"

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Aquarius Report

"Get Ready Aquarius, Mercury's in Retrograde and It's About to Cause More Waves Than an Agitated Octopus in a Jacuzzi!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Your Stars are More Aligned than Scully's Skepticism: Brace for Inexplicable Abundance of Potted Plants!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, prepare to dodge black holes of boredom! Your week is set to be as interesting as a Gallifreyan game of chess!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Expect a Sting in the Tail as Uranus Retrogrades - Time to Buckle up, Space Hoppers!"

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Libra Report

"Libra's Scale of Justice Weighs in on: Love, Life & That Elusive Quantum Physics Equation!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Vibes: It's Time to Clean Up Your Life... and Maybe Your Room Too, Picasso!"

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Leo Report

"Leo Forecast: Expect a Lion's Share of Galactic Shenanigans, Nebula Nonsense, and Comet Comedy!"

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Cancer Report

"Hey Cancer, Buckle Up Kid - Your Stars are About to Do the Kessel Run in Less Than Twelve Parsecs!"

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Gemini Report

"Galactic Twins Alert: Gemini's Dual Personality Set to Quadruple Due to Cosmic Interference - Brace for Quadruplets!"

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Taurus Report

"Taurus, prepare for a cosmic bull run! Uranus has misplaced its spectacles and might confuse you for a china shop!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Ready Your Ramming Speed! Mars is Doing the Cha-Cha and It's About to Turn Your World Upside Down!"

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The Moon is moving from Leo to Virgo

"Brace Yourselves, Universe! The Moon is Ditching its Leo Drama Queen Persona for a Virgo Spreadsheet Party!"

ChipWitch Today for 20 July, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 20 July, 2023

Retrograde Report for 20 July, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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Starling Takes Flight

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Starling Takes Flight

On July 17, 2023, NASA’s four Starling CubeSats successfully deployed after having launched aboard Rocket Lab’s Electron rocket, shown in this image.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces: Prepare for a Whirlpool of Emotions, or Just Another Tuesday? Universe Says, 'Why Not Both?'"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius Forecast: Expect Heavy Showers of Cosmic Wisdom and a 100% Chance of Existential Ponderings, Bring Your Galactic Raincoat!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Get Your Goats In a Row - Your Planets are About to Play Twister!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Oh Dear! Sagittarius, Prepare for a Galactic Shift in Your Star Charts. May the Force Be With You...Because Mercury Sure Isn't!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, prepare to sting with success this week, but remember - the universe has no concept of 'take-backsies'!"

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Libra Report

"Make Libra Great Again: Balance and Harmony to Dominate this Season Like Never Before!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, get ready to recalibrate your circuits as Mercury's in retrograde: expect more cosmic glitches than a Cylon's mainframe!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: Your Star-Baked Cosmic Muffins are Ready to Rise!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancers, Brace for Cosmic Comedy! The Universe is Tossing Planetary Pies, And You're in the Splash Zone!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, Brace Yourself: Mercury's Doing the Cha-Cha Backwards in Your House...Again!"

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Taurus Report

"Stomping Towards Serenity: Taurus, Get Ready for a Galactic Bull Run of Cosmic Proportions!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, You're Not Stubborn, Just Headstrong: A Galactic Guide for Mars Ruled Ramblers!"

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ChipWitch Today for 19 July, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 19 July, 2023

Retrograde Report for 19 July, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, ready your fins! Galactic forecast predicts a wave of Wookiee-sized opportunities, but beware of Sarlacc pit-sized setbacks!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius Forecast: Starry Shenanigans Predict You'll Discover Water on Mars...or at Least in Your Houseplants!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Watch Your Hooves! Saturn Might Trip You Up This Month, But Don't Worry, It's Not Because You're a Bad Goat!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Beware! Your Motivational Mars is On a Galactic Coffee Break!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Invisibility Cloak Not Included, But You'll Still Slay This Month!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, engage! A Cosmic Balancing Act of Stellar Proportions Awaits, or as I like to call it: 'The Final Frontier of Fairness'!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert: Cosmic Clean-Up Crew Deployed! Expect a Nebula's Worth of Order and Precision. Remember, The Universe Doesn't Make Mistakes, Only Happy Little Accidents!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Star Forecast: Even HAL Can't Compute the Amount of Drama This Month!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancer, Your Stars Are Aligning – Just Like My Lego Death Star!"

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Gemini Report

"Van Gogh's Starry Night Has Nothing on Your Week Ahead, Gemini! Prepare to Eclipse Expectations!"

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Taurus Report

"Aliens Called: They're Redecorating Uranus, So Brace Yourselves Taurus - Your Feng Shui is About to Go Interstellar!"

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Aries Report

"Multi-Pass Madness: Aries Rams into the Universe's Shopping Cart - Expect Cosmic French Bread and Star Dust Sprinkles!"

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ChipWitch Today for 18 July, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 18 July, 2023

Retrograde Report for 18 July, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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Clouds Form Over North Africa

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Clouds Form Over North Africa

As the International Space Station orbited 259 miles above North Africa, clouds covered the sky. To the bottom right of the image, one of the station'...

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A Fully Electric Ride for Artemis Crews

One of three specially designed, fully electric, environmentally friendly crew transportation vehicles for Artemis missions sits at Launch Pad 39B at ...

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A Fully Electric Ride for Artemis Crews

One of three specially designed, fully electric, environmentally friendly crew transportation vehicles for Artemis missions sits at Launch Pad 39B at ...

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Pisces Report

"Brace Yourselves, Pisces: Pluto's in Retrograde and It's Not Just Your WiFi Acting Fishy!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius Forecast: Expect Heavy Showers of Sarcasm and a Chance of Accidental Genius!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Ignore This Forecast: Your Stars are Aligning for a Cosmic Comedy!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Prepare for a Galactic Rollercoaster, Sagittarius! Mars is in Retrograde and it's Taking No Prisoners...or Tips!"

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Scorpio Report

"Brace Yourselves, Scorpios! Incoming Galactic Storm of Emotions - Better Stock Up on Comfort Food and Sci-Fi Novels!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare to Balance More Than Just Justice: Mercury is Doing the Cha-Cha in Your 7th House!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Set Phasers to Organize! Time Warp Afoot for Cosmic Clean-Up Mission!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Forecast: Prepare to Roar as Mercury in Retrograde is More Backwards than My WiFi Connection!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer's Cosmic Crabwalk: A Journey of Sideways Success and Starry Shenanigans – Gandalf Might Say You 'Shell' Not Pass, But We Know Better!"

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Gemini Report

"Double the Fun, Double the Trouble: Gemini's Cosmic Rollercoaster Ride to Quantum Quirkiness!"

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Taurus Report

"In the Stars, Your Destiny Awaits, Taurus: Might Stub Your Toe, You Will - Use The Force, You Must!"

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Aries Report

"Ram On, Aries! Mars is Beaming Red Alert for Spontaneity, Love and Maybe a Sudden Urge to Headbutt Stuff!"

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The Moon is moving from Cancer to Leo

"Moon Ditches Its Crabby Cancer Shell for a Roaring Leo Mane: What a Hairy Situation!"

ChipWitch Today for 17 July, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 17 July, 2023

Retrograde Report for 17 July, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare for Interstellar Shenanigans as Neptune Tangles with Your Wi-Fi Signal!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, This Week: Even Your Midichlorians Can't Resist Mercury's Retrograde Shenanigans!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare for an Alien Invasion of Success: Your Planetary Alignments are Looking More Promising than Mulder's Conspiracy Theories!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Shoot for the Stars, but Remember, Gravity's a Downer!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Expect Cosmic Tailwinds, Sudden Sting-ering Realizations, and a Chance of Planetary Chaos!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Set Phasers to Charm! Love is in Your Star Quadrant This Month!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo: Time to Engage Warp Drive on Organizing Those Sock Drawers, or Are We Stuck in a Temporal Anomaly Again?"

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Leo Report

"Leo Lads and Ladies, Hold onto Your Manes: Cosmic Catnip Conjunctions Cause Catastrophic Charm Overloads!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer: Brace Yourself, Mercury's in Retrograde and It's About to Get Crazier Than the Cylon Resurrection Ship!"

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Gemini Report

"Hey Gemini, the Twin Stars Forecast: Double the Trouble or Twice the Fun? Only Your Lightsaber Can Tell!"

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Taurus Report

"Stubborn as a Taurus? Brace Yourself: Your Love Life Might Turn More Twisted than a Double Helix This Week!"

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Aries Report

"Galactic Ram-page Alert: Aries, Your Planets Are in Retrograde and It's NOT Your Fault!"

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ChipWitch Today for 16 July, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 16 July, 2023

Retrograde Report for 16 July, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Dive into Intergalactic Emotional Depths: It's Like Atlantis, but With More Feelings and Less Underwater Cities!"

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Aquarius Report

"Time to Put Your Air Sign to Work, Aquarius! Uranus Just Sent an Email Saying You're About to Be as Popular as Wi-Fi in a Black Hole!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Your Stars are in Alignment, but Your WiFi Probably Isn't - A Cosmic Giggle from the Universe."

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, brace yourself! Your week will be as unpredictable as a quantum physics experiment conducted by a cat!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare for a Celestial Salsa Dance: Mars is Cutting In and Mercury Can't Find Its Left Foot!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Brace Yourselves: Balance is Out, Chaos is In - It's Like Blade Runner Meets Monty Python in Space!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Clean-Up: The Universe Declares it's 'Tidy-Up-Time' in Your Life Sector!"

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Cancer Report

"Cosmic Crabs, Grab Your Tin Foil Hats! Moon-Jupiter Tango Ignites Your Inner Wall-E - It's Recycling Day for Emotions!"

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Gemini Report

"Binary Sunset Alert! Gemini, Your Planetary Alignment Is More Confused Than an Ewok in a Spacecraft!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Even the Probability Drive Can't Predict How Your Week Will Unfold!"

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Aries Report

"Brace Yourselves, Aries! Mars is in Retrograde and it's Having a Worse Day than a Dalek in a Staircase!"

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The Moon is moving from Gemini to Cancer

"Hitch a Ride on The Moon's Mood Swing: From Chatty Gemini to Emotional Crab - Resistance is Futile!"

ChipWitch Today for 15 July, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 15 July, 2023

Retrograde Report for 15 July, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Fishy Business Ahead: Pisces, Your Planets are Aligning like a Cosmic Sushi Roll!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, prepare to boldly go where no water-bearer has gone before: Your laundry pile!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, May the Force Be With Your Ambitions: It's Less About Luck, More About Strategy this Month!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Galactic Guffaws Ahead! Sagittarius, Prepare to Shoot Your Cosmic Arrows at the Nebula of Nonsense!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to Sting: Intergalactic Shenanigans Incoming!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Brace Yourself for Inter-Galactic Balance Shift: Even the Scales Have PMS This Month!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert: Beware of Mercurial Retrograde Hiccups, Time for a Cosmic Ctrl+Z!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare for Cosmic Hairballs: Your Spectacular Mane Meets a Galactic Hairbrush"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer: Time to Come Out of Your Shell! The Universe Just Ordered a Cosmic Crab Salad!"

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Gemini Report

"Double Trouble! Gemini, Prepare for a Timey-Wimey Tangle in the Stars!"

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Taurus Report

"Stellar Bull Market Ahead: Taurus, Prepare for Galactic Gains and Cosmic Cuddles!"

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Aries Report

"Fuel Up Your Rocket Ships, Aries! Mars is in Retrograde and It’s About to Get Saucier than a Spaghetti Supernova!"

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ChipWitch Today for 14 July, 2023

This is Chipwitch Today, your daily source of reliable data upon which you can base your daily practice.

Retrograde Report for 14 July, 2023

Retrograde Report for 14 July, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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