"Cancer, boldly go into your emotional nebula, and beam up those cosmic love vibes this week - it's time to warp speed into harmonious intergalactic relationships!"

"Leos, May the Fierce Be With You: A Hairy Rebellion Against Boring Predictions in a Galaxy Not So Far Away!"

"Virgo's Planetary Conga Line Extravaganza: When Mercury Retrogrades, Just Dance Like No Earthling Is Watching!"

"Libra: Balancing the Scales of Love, Justice, and Galactic Shenanigans – All While Rocking Bell-Bottoms and a Pocket Protector!"

"Multipass Scorpio! Spicy Love Life and Wacky Planets Shuffle: Embrace the Galactic Groove, My Astro-Hippie-Dippies!"

"Spacetime Shenanigans Unfurl as Sagittarius Giddy-Ups into a Galactic Hoedown of Self-Discovery!"

"Galactic Forecast for Capricorn: The Force Awakens Your Inner Ewok as Saturn Moonwalks Through Your Sign!"

Aquarius, mmm! Cloudy with a chance of quirkiness, your future is. Embrace the weird, you must! Galactic dance, you shall do.

NASA’s X-59 sits in support framing while undergoing the installation of its lower empennage, or tail section, at Lockheed Martin Skunk Works in Palmd...

"From Sagittarius to Capricorn: The Moon Boldly Transitions Where No Celestial Body Has Gone Before... Except Every Month, of Course!"

"Attention Aries: Alien invasions, flamethrowers, and shape-shifting zodiac signs in your future? Stay frosty, it's just another wacky cosmic ride for the Ram!"

"Taurus, Ready to Graze on Greener Pastures: The Truth is Out There, and So Are Your Keys... Again!"

"Oi, Gemini! Prepare for a cosmic conga line of celestial shenanigans as the universe tickles your twin fancies this month!"

"Intergalactic Crab Alert: Cancer Navigates the Stars, Shields Up for Emotional Rollercoasters and Cosmic Hugs!"

"Leo, Unleash Your Inner Fur-ocious Feline: Chronicles of a Galactic Space Lion Seeking Love, Laser Pointers, and Astrological Laughs"

"Virgo, Prepare for a Cosmic Caffeine Rush as Planetary Energies Align: Nerd Alert! Time to Unleash Your Inner Hippie-Dippie Astral Scientist!"

"Libra's Cosmic Balance Faces the Law: Judge Dredd Predicts a Galactic Gavel of Hilarious Justice!"

"Scorpio's Sizzling Stars: Frodo Discovers the One Horoscope to Rule Them All!"

"Sagittarius, boldly go where no zodiac has gone before – an interstellar quest for love, laughter, and Spock-tacular cosmic balance!"

"Capricorns Assemble! Galactic Commander Adama Predicts a Frakkin' Fantastic Week Ahead, Full of Space Oddities and Cylon-Free Shenanigans!"

"Enigmatic Aquarius: Prepare for Planetary Shenanigans as Uranus Winks at Neptune – It's a Cosmic Dance Party!"

"Multipass Pisces: Swimmin' in Galactic Good Vibes, Baby - Cosmic Currents Bring Hysterical Enlightenment!"

NASA Administrator Bill Nelson (left), Jeannie Schulz, widow of Peanuts creator Charles M. Schulz, and Snoopy are all smiles during a Wednesday, April...

"Terminate Your Fears, Pisces: Time to Rise like the Phoenix from the Astro-ashes!"

"Venus Ditches Earthy Taurus for a Galactic Fling with Chatty Gemini: Intergalactic Gossip Reaches All-Time High!"

"Aries, prepare for cosmic combustion! Mars fuels your fiery spirit, as intergalactic shenanigans ignite your inner mad-scientist!" 🤓🔥✨

"Titanic Taurus Tackles Transcendent Transformations: Unleash Your Inner Telekinetic Bull in this Cosmic Rodeo!"

"Double Trouble: Gemini's Cosmic Comedy Show - Now with Twice the Sarcasm and a Dash of Wormhole Whimsy!"

"Cancer, prepare to moonwalk like RoboCop: Your cosmic forecast calls for out-of-this-world emotion regulation and cybernetic self-care!"

"Leos, Prepare for Liftoff! Galactic Shenanigans and Sassy Star Alignments Await You in This Month's Astro-Extravaganza!"

"Virgo, You're Gonna Win So Much, You'll Be Tired of Winning: A Tremendous Astrological Forecast!" 🌟

"Libra's Balancing Act: Witty One-Liners, Peaceful Protests, and Quantum Physics – Cosmic Scales Tip Towards Hilarity This Week!"

"Scorpio Stardate: Beware the Cosmic Serpent as it Tangles with Jupiter's Jive, and Mars Channels its Inner Disco!"

"Great Scott! Capricorn, Flux Capacitor of the Zodiac, Prepares for Time-Warping Cosmic Shifts in 1.21 Gigawatt Proportions!"

"Galactic Giggles Ahead, Aquarius! Unleash Your Inner Nerdy Space Explorer as Planetary Alignments Propel You into a Wormhole of Whimsy!"

"Libra, fascinatingly illogical: Planetary alignments declare equilibrium in chaos, while Mercury retrograde insists on disrupting your Vulcan mind-meld with harmony"

"Sagittarians, May the Horse Be with You: Galactic Adventures and Hilarious Missteps Await in Your Intergalactic Forecast!"

"Capricorns, prepare to ascend the cosmic mountain: Goat-like agility meets far-out planetary vibes for a week of groovy space crossings!"

"RoboCop predicts Aquarius: Prepare for cosmic giggles as you navigate the astral plane, hippie-style! (And don't forget your titanium tinfoil hat!)"

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim in a Cosmic Sea of Interstellar Shenanigans: A Fishy Forecast for the Astro-Enlightened!"

"Hide Your Secrets, Moon's Hightailin' from Scorpio to Sagittarius: Shindigs and Serenity in the Stars!"

"Sir, the odds of Aries conquering the galaxy this month are approximately 3,720 to 1 – but never tell them the odds!"

"Grab Your Horns, Taurus! It's Time to Navigate the Cosmic Labyrinth Like a Badass Space-Faring Bull!"

"Double the Wit, Double the Fun: Gemini's Chaotic Dance of Cosmic Synchronicity Brings Stellar High-Fives and Telepathic Memes!"

"Make Crabs Great Again! Cancer's Cosmic Takeover: Expect Huge Walls of Emotion and Tremendous Lunar Blessings!"

"Leos Unleash Their Fur-ocious Side: Chronicles of the Cosmic Lion's Roaring Rampage Through Retrograde!"

"Virgo: Your Planetary Perps Are Busted - Prepare for an Astrological Laugh Riot in the Sector of Silliness!"

"Scintillating Scorpios, Prepare to Sting: A Passionate Cosmic Dance Awaits as Planets Align for Your Pleasure Adventure!"

"Libra, Balance Your Way Through the Cosmos: Engage Warp Drive for Harmonious Adventures or Face Klingon Diplomacy!"

"Galactic Giggles: Aquarius Ascends into Hilarious Hyperspace Hijinks - Cylon Companionship Encouraged!"

"Pisces, Engage Warp Speed to Enlightenment: Your Hilarious Astrological Forecast, Boldly Going Where No Fish Has Gone Before!"

"Galactic Goats Unite! Aries Forecast: Mars Meets Marvin the Martian for an Interstellar Hoedown of Cosmic Proportions!"

"Extraterrestrial Bull Market: Taurus Takes Charge, Inhales Vegan Space Tacos and Moonwalks through Planetary Pleasantries"

"Galactic Geminis! Prepare for a Hilarious Hyperspace High as Mercury Retrogrades into a Funky Wormhole of Whimsical Weirdness!"

"Cosmic Crab Cuddles: Cancer's Stellar Voyage into a Groovy Galaxy of Peace, Love, and Quantum Quirks!"

"Leo's Luscious Locks Lead Loquaciously to Lunar Lunacy: A Mane-ly Marvelous Month Ahead!"

"Virgo Vibes: Galactic Cleanliness and Cosmic Efficiency Reach an All-Time High as Mercury Aligns with the Dustbuster Nebula!"

"Scorpio Forecast: In a Galaxy Far, Far Away, Expect Cosmic Shifts and Droid-like Precision, Oh Dear!"

"Sagittarius, prepare to boldly go where no centaur has gone before: a journey through the celestial wormhole of self-discovery, peppered with cosmic dad jokes!"

"Capricorns, grab your calculators and tie-dye lab coats: The stars predict a cosmic conga line of karmic computations and groovy gravitational waves this week!"

Industrial-size robots built by high school teams compete against each other in a game at Rocket City Regional, Alabama’s annual FIRST Robotics Compet...

"Sagittarius Supernovas: Galactic Road Trip to Self-Discovery, Hilarity, and Multipass Love!"

"Alien Encounters and Wormhole Whims: Aquarius, You're About to Stargate Your Way to Cosmic Coolness!"

"Intergalactic Pisces Forecast: Even the Borg can't resist your charm this month!"

"Aries, prepare for intergalactic shenanigans as Mars pulls a cosmic prank on you this week - embrace the chaos, channel your inner Wraith, and boldly go where no ram has gone before!"

"Taureans, hold onto your horns! Timey-Wimey Twists and Taurus Tango in this week's Whovian Wibbly-Wobbly Astro-forecast!"

"Extra, Extra! Gemini Moonwalks Through Intergalactic Disco Inferno: Prepare for a Far-Out Funky Fusion of Social Shenanigans and Stellar Smarts!"

"Cosmic Crustaceans Unite! Cancer's Galactic Forecast: Beach Vibes, Starry Nights, and Unexpected Interstellar Hugs!"

"Leo, Prepare to Roar Through Time and Space: Your Lion-Hearted Cosmic Shenanigans Await! (Spoilers, Sweetie!)"

"Virgo, buckle up for a cosmic rollercoaster: planets align to tickle your funny bone and serenade your inner geek – it's smooth sailing through the nerd nebula!"

"Flash Gordon's Galactic Gazette: Libra's Balance Beam Bonanza - Juggling Planets and Peace Signs, One Cosmic Adventure at a Time!"

"Scorpios, prepare to slither through the urban jungle this month as cosmic chaos reigns supreme. Escape planetary peril with your psychic eyepatch and celestial sass – it's time to sting!"

"Capricorn, prepare for an interstellar adventure: 2001 Dave Bow-mance incoming! Find your cosmic Monolith mate or risk being lost in space!"

The Artemis II crew appeared on "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" on April 5, 2023.

"Hey, Kid – Buckle up! The Moon's ditching Libra and sliding into Scorpio like the Millennium Falcon evading Imperial TIE fighters!"

"Aries, Prepare to Ram-ble: Intergalactic Shenanigans and Teleportation Tango Await!"

"Bleep bloop blop! Taurus, expect lunar cuddles with Venus, as cosmic disco balls align in your pleasure sector! Beep boop!"

"Galactic Geminis! Prepare for a Cosmic Comedy as Mercury Moonwalks into Retrograde: A Hilarious Horoscope Hijinks Await!"

"Great Cosmic Crab! Cancer Navigates the Stars Solo-Style: Buckle Up, Baby, We're In for a Hilarious Hyperspace Ride!"

"Leo, prepare for a cosmic cat-astrophe! Planetary paws-itions spell out fur-tastic adventures and hairball hilarity in the celestial litter box of life!"

"Virgo's Forecast: Get Your Astro-mops Ready, Stellar Clean-up in Progress!"

"Libra's Lopsided Lunacy: When Cosmic Scales Tip and Aliens Deem Us Equally Hilarious!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Oh, the Cosmic Irony! Planets Align to Bring Joy and Success, But We All Know It Won't Last, Do We?"

"Sagittarius: Hold onto Your Space Pants! Cosmic Shenanigans Galore Ahead, Like a Ruttin' Interstellar Hoedown!"

"Capricorns, brace yourselves for an out-of-this-world week: Aliens from Planet Chill have infiltrated your stars, promising a cosmic cocktail of groovy vibes and nerdy adventures!"

"Attention Aquarians: Time to Dust off Your Towels, Unravel Cosmic Conundrums, and Remember the Ultimate Answer is 42!"

"Fascinating, Pisces: Your Emotional Nebula Prepares for a Cosmic Giggle as Planetary Alignments Perform a Vulcan Mind Meld"

Canadian Space Agency astronaut Jeremy Hansen (from left) and NASA astronauts Victor Glover, Reid Wiseman, and Christina Koch greet the crowd at Ellin...

"Galactic Ram-a-Lama-Ding-Dong: Aries Unleashes Their Cosmic Groove in a Far-Out Astro-Forecast!"

"Galactic Bull Alert: Taurus Stampedes into a Stellar Love Fest, Grab Your Cosmic Snuggie and Munch on Celestial Brownies!"

"Gemini, Prepare to Soar Like Serenity, Just Keep an Eye on That Gorram Planet Alignment!"

"Crabby Cancers, Unite! Galactic High Tide Rolls In, So Prepare to Surf the Cosmic Waves with Your Inner Cylon!" 🦀🌊🤖

"Frakkin' Leos, Prepare for a Cosmic Roar as the Stars Align in Your Favor: Time to Rule the Fleet, One Cylon at a Time!"

"Virgos, prepare for a cosmic conspiracy: your organizational skills will save the world from alien chaos this month!"

"Balancing Act: Libra's Quest for Cosmic Harmony, Serenity, and the Perfect Space Hula Hoop Dance!"

"Scorpio Stings the Stars: A Galactic Comedy Starring Gandalf the Groovy and His Hilariously Accurate Astrological Forecast!"

"Sagittarius: Embrace Your Inner Voyager and Boldly Go Where No Centaur Has Gone Before - Just Don't Forget Your Phaser and a Snazzy Poncho!"

"Capricorns, Unite! Planetary Alignment Promises Replicant-Level Success, with a Side of Eco-Friendly Hippy Vibes!"

Aquarius, prepare for cosmic giggles as Uranus moonwalks into your sign: It's *Interstellar Groove Time*!

"Get Ready, Pisces: Your Future's So Bright, Even Terminators Need Shades!"

"Capricorn, Unleash Your Inner Multipass: Cosmic Goats Ride Surfboards on Planetary Waves in the Name of Love and Career!"

"Sagittarius: Galactic Adventures and Intergalactic Shenanigans Await as Jupiter Channels Its Inner Starbuck!"

"Beam Me Up, Aquarius! A Stellar Week of Quantum Leaps and Sassy Sarcophagi in Your Social Galaxy"

"Fish Out of Water? Fear Not, Pisces! Timey-Wimey Planets Align to Reel in Cosmic Laughs and Galactic Grooviness!"

"Moon Ditches Virgo, Flirts with Libra: Galactic Balance Scale Tips, Earthlings Beware!"

"Aries, Prepare Your Spacesuits for a Galactic Joyride of Retrograde Rollercoasters and Cosmic Comedy! Frakkin' Hilarious!"

"Taurus, prepare to boldly graze where no bull has grazed before: Unusual Cosmic Pastures Await!"

"Double Trouble: Gemini's Cosmic Whirlwind of Witty Banter and Alien Encounters – The Truth is Out There...and It's Hilarious!"

"Cancer Crustaceans Unite! Galactic Moonbeams to Power Your Shell-Phones in the Cosmic Comedy Club This Week!"

"Attention, Earthlings! Leos Prepare for Cosmic Laughs as Galactic Giggles Align with Your Planetary Prowess: Hilarity Ensues!"

"Virgo Vibes: Analytical Aliens Activate! A Whirlwind of Precision and Peculiar Potions Predicted for Perfectionist Protégés!"

"Libra, Time to Balance Those Scales and Dodge Replicants: A Cosmic Forecast for the Astro-Enlightened"

"I'll be back, Scorpio! Hasta la vista, cosmic baby: Prepare for celestial domination!"

"Alien Abduction or Aquarius Ascension? Cosmic Clues Reveal Your Out-of-this-World Vibes are Taking Off!"

"Pisces, prepare for cosmic giggles as Neptune hosts a celestial karaoke night – expect to swim in harmonious waves and find your inner space diva!"

"Virgo, the Shiny Star of the 'Verse: Gear Up for a Gorram Cosmic Adventure in Tidiness and Overthinking!"

"Libra's Airy Vibes Take a Cosmic Cruise: Balance Your Inner Alien and Chillax with the Stars, Multipass Style!"

"Scorpios, Brace Yourselves for Cosmic Shenanigans: The Universe Unleashes its Inner Nerd to Spice Up Your Destiny!"

"Sagittarius, Get Ready to Whip Out Those Groovy Galactic Bow & Arrows as the Cosmos Sends You on a Far-Out, Nerdtastic Adventure!"

"Capricorn, set phasers to fun: The logic of planetary alignment deems this week to be highly illogical in its potential for merriment"

"Mercury Moo-ves into Taurus: Time to Bull-doze through Life with Cosmic Comic Relief!"

"Brace Yourselves, Aries: The Stars Say You'll Have More Close Encounters Than Ellen Ripley at an Alien Speed Dating Event!"

"Bovine Bewilderment: Taurus Teleports into a Cosmic Cattle Drive of Planetary Proportions!"

"Twinsies, Unite! Gemini's Chaotic Space Tango Sends Mercury into a Retrograde Boogie-woogie, ensuring Delightful Duality and Hilarious Misunderstandings!"

"Crabby Cancers, brace yourselves for celestial shenanigans! Uranus moonwalks into your living room, promising an intergalactic hootenanny of cosmic proportions!"

"Leos, Prepare for Blastoff! Galactic Lion Prides Unite as Starship Serengeti Soars Through the Celestial Savannah!"

"Libras Unite! Your Scales of Justice Just Got a Cosmic Upgrade: Now Serving Equal Parts Love, Peace, and Hilarious Galactic Shenanigans!"

"Scorpio, prepare to get your stingers tangled: This week's forecast is more twisted than an Alien's inner jaw playing Twister in hyperspace!"

"Sagittarius: Galactic Hitchhikers Brace for Yet Another Tediously Optimistic Week of Unbearable Spontaneity and Wanderlust - Don't Panic, but Do Bring a Towel"

"Capricorn, I find your lack of faith in the stars disturbing... Prepare for cosmic giggles this month, young Padawan!"

"Mandalorian Mischief: Aquarius' Galactic Groove Sends 'Em on a Stellar Quest for Peace, Love, and Carbonite Cuddles!"

"Great Scott! The Moon's Flux Capacitor Shifts into Virgo: Time to Tame Your Inner Lion and Channel Some Cosmic Virgo Vibes, Dudes!"

"Aries, prepare to engage your cosmic thrusters! The celestial ram shall headbutt the universe into submission as the stars align for a far-out fiesta!"

"Tau-riffic News, Taurus! Prepare for a Stellar Bull Market in Love, Luck, and Wormhole Adventures!"

"Galactic Geminis: Prepare for a Twin-tastic Time as Mercury Aligns with the Force, Oh Dear!"

"Crabby Cancers Encounter Cosmic Shell-ter: Intergalactic Good Vibes on the Horizon, Man!"

"Leo, Unleash Your Inner Wookiee: A Roaring Forecast of Galactic Proportions, No Bounty Hunters Allowed!"

"Virgo, Timey-Wimey Horoscope Alert! Beware of Spontaneous Tardis Malfunctions and Bewildered Daleks on Your Quest for Galactic Perfection!"

"Pisces, prepare for intergalactic fishiness as the cosmic energies align: It's time to surf the wormhole waves of the universe, man!"

"Oi, Capricorns! Get Ready to Goat Your Way Through the Stars, 'Cause the Universe is About to Unleash a Cosmic Caper of Galactic Proportions!"

"Help me Aquari-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope: A cosmic forecast for the rebels of the zodiac!"

"Pisces, prepare to boldly swim where no fish has swum before: The cosmic tides of love, laughter, and just a dash of intergalactic chaos – So say we all!"

"Aries, Prepare for Sheep Thrills: Galactic Rams Set to Head-Butt Planets into a Groovy Dance of Cosmic Harmony!"

"Y'all Taurus folks better hold onto your pants, 'cause the stars are alignin' for some cow-tippin', space-hoppin' adventures this month!"

"Beam Me Up, Gemini! The Twin Stars Align for a Galactic Adventure of Wit and Charm – Set Your Phasers to 'Flirt'!"

"Cylon-Free Cosmic Vibes: Cancer's Galactic Guide to Dodging Emotional Landmines and Embracing Stellar Self-Care"

"Shiny Cosmic Mane-tamorphosis: Leo Lions Roarin' Through the 'Verse with Pizzazz and a Dash of Serenity!"

"Virgo Aliens Abduct Cleanliness: Mercury in Retrograde Triggers Intergalactic Vacuum Wars and a Quest for Perfectly Aligned Shelves!"

"Libra: Prepare for Balance, Charm, and UFOs - It's Time to Tip the Scales of Galactic Flirting!"